Conspiracy Theories

i think my aunt smoke my cigs when i am not home

i notice i was missing 2 (i counted them)

then when i was smelling her fingers i notice her fingers smell of cigeretes and she said she has no cigeretes

I'm God

Hermann Goering and Josep Broz Tito were the same guy.

>>18971060
Hey God. How's it hangin'?

>>18971067
That's not funny, my son died that way

>>18971072
Oh, sorry. Forgot about that.

Finland is a lie

earth is your mother's ass and natural disasters such as volcano eruptions/earthquakes/tsunamis etc. are caused when she takes a dump

>>18971043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnqSpeeFoMQ

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The earth is flat

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>>18971043
Africa doesn't exist. The world is alot smaller than they say. Planes flies in big circles about the clouds so we won't know the truth.

>>18971653
It's not just flat, it's upside down aswell.

>>18971632
story?

>>18971046
Probably just swamp gas, dude

>>18971046
Why were you smelling your aunt's fingers

>>18971043

the ultimate theory is that there is no theories
can you swallow that pill kiddo? i doubt so let me explain
THERES NO FUKING ALIENS
NOBODY WOULD CARE TO
COME TO EARTH USE TONS OF FUEL
JUST TO ASS PROBE SOME FUKING CATTLE

>>18971936
>Implying they know about cattle, and come here to do so.

>Implying it's not that they found a planet with life and are doing research

>Implying that they didn't seed Earth in the first place.

>>18971936
Humans go into the middle of uncharted rainforest just to find things which others haven't. People have gone to the bottom of the deepest known part of the ocean for no reason only to do it. Spending millions developing a vehicle to do it. China builds entire cities for nobody to live in (yet).

You're greatly underestimate the 'do it because'. If aliens are anything like humans, then they'll have the same desires.

Name jeff

The fuck's even a conspiracy theory at this point? Pretty much everything that we used to talk about has been confirmed and now the domain of pol and rightwing public media.
The fuck is even a conspiracy at this point?
Literally half of polled Americans believe in (know about) the Deep State. Pedophiles are being arrested by the hundreds all over the place (though politicians remain mostly untouched so far), and South Korea has been run by a FUCKING CULT and had their president arrested over that.
So tell me.
The fuck is a conspiracy? The term is DEAD.

Humans are being controlled, stimulated to flex, by multiple machines positioned far and close. These machines, and other machines, are positioned by program which was set into motion by ancient humans who lived thousands of years ago...and they are living now.

The program is an attempt to force: dodging, preventing, surviving, and harming; though only some areas containing humans have been identified, by the program, as areas containing humans...this is resulting as humans, who are not the ancients, dying.

The meteor that killed the dinosaurs was actually a spaceship that crashed onto earth, carrying modern humans. We laid dormant for millions of years, in our incubation chambers, until they finally broke, and we awoke to see our ship destroyed. We then disassembled the ship to make shelter and weapons to fight, and eventually descended into anarchy until around 5,000 years ago, when we finally have returned to some type of civilization.

>>18973621
Isn't this just Quatermass and the Pit?

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I believe the picture on the left is real and the right is fake. I believe there was a huge coverup on 4chan the day the picture was posted. I think the picture on the right was made to make it look like left photo was fake. Before the guy who was recovering it completed he was stopped somehow.

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>>18971043
The Dark Knight Satellite was made by Dragons.
The Reptilian conspiracies are not wrong but highly inaccurate.
Dragons have the most advanced technology in existence.

>>18971955
Don't forget North Korea has built actual cities for no one to live in which are just for show.

Osama Bin laden died from liver failure either before or slightly after 9/11.

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>>18973790
arizona coordinates?

anyone decipher this yet?

>>18973695
no they just have the most advanced technology for anything indigenous to the milky way. space crustaceans have the best technology in the universe.

fucking space crabs have pocket dimensions

>>18973712
They are putting their fiat assets into hard assets. It's a smart move, because currency and economy can implode but no can take the cities away (at least not nearly as easily). Likewise, Shanghai has so many damn skyscrapers because China was flush with cash and wanted to turn it into something of actual, permanent value.

arizona coordinates lat 34 56 78 89 long 78 23 45 66 78 esse codigo e uma localizaçao