A while back I joined a cult bottom line I infused a Mexican

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even one drop of blood from this burrito is enough to fuel a massive act of will

it's the ultimate sacrifice item

try it

join me

you'll like it

but in truth, the obscene things I have done to burrito in MS paint cannot be unleashed here yet. not until you understand what it means.

sigil voodoo/ drawing rituals basically

>>18968671
Mexican cult...
I think you mexifags deserve being conquered by Spain once more.
Seriously, who the fuck imbues a ms paint burrito with a soul? Use a fucking cup you faggot, the curse will be much stronger.

>>18968681
I'm firmly on board with you but it's too late. look at that piece of shit. and for everyone else, I know you are wondering about the price. well, the price is a one and only price, with no other catches, but it is a significant price

it's simply very addictive to punish the burrito

I'm afraid I might have transcended the cup on this one, especially if burrito punishment catches on... it's got a life of its own already... like I said, it's incredibly addictive

and no bro im not mexican. i implanted the mexican boy into the ms paint burrito and now I punish it

I challenge any practitioner in this whole place to free burrito from its torment. you know the score now. witness its suffering. calling all white knights. who can save burrito? nobody.

on the other hand, if you join me, you can drink from the cup of the darkest power imaginable: punishing a burrito.

>>18968693
Mate, it's still a bit stupid to implant a mexican boy into a digital file...
What if the file gets corrupted? That mexican boy will get revenge you know.

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>>18968702
I throw him in the recycle bin all the time. This is all I'm going to post. Any more and it would reveal something that would be disturbing.

And the whole point of this is to toughen up the Mexican boy and make him a man, I hope to Christ he does get revenge, because as it stands I'm just using him as a repository of suffering.

karma doesn't bother me---karma is just cause and effect. the most important thing is to punish the burrito. don't you see?

>>18968723
>Burrito Punishment
Add that one to the Iceberg Meme.

>>18968723
I think I'll pass anyway.

>>18968732
Oh yes, I've gone deep and this is the result. I have an account that I purposely locked myself out of full of hand crafted burrito punishment. I wish I could get in right now to show you, but this is the exact reason I locked myself out of it earlier today.

>>18968723
So let me get this straight.
You sacrificed a Mexican boy and then placed him in an Egregore of a burrito?

>>18968738
Thanks for your interest. I will punish the burrito in your favor

>>18968743
Apparently yes, he did.
Lmao.

>>18968743
Yes, but he's still alive. Allow me to demonstrate. Do you want to get some free money? I will whip up an MS paint comic of the burrito being punished. Burrito's pain is the sacrifice which will bring you the desired result.

I suppose we could call it burrito punishment magic at this point, but it needs better branding.

>>18968750
Correct.

What the fuck am i reading

>>18968755
Sure, let's try it out just as long as said punishment doesn't return back to me somehow. Any idea on timing of returns or method (do I need to buy a sratch ticket after or something?).

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>>18968723
/x/

not even once

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>>18968642
Is this good OP?

In the attached image, I have speared it for the purpose of sacrifice. this is to give user
>>18968743
some money

this is how the burrito principle works

>>18968766 welcome

>>18968777 holy shit actually, remarkably, I have been doing this to win the lottery. great minds think alike. it doesn't return on you, it's sacrifice. burrito deserves it.

the miracle of this whole process is that burrito deserves to be punished to an infinite degree.

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>>18968795
this is perfect.do you feel the energy from the sacrifice?

>>18968796
forgot pic

>>18968796
Well thanks OP, interesting concept and may actually catch on. I'll keep my eyes peeled for a result soon and saved the Thread's image for future testing.
>Also, just had an intense spout of Deja Vu from all of this.

>>18968815
thanks, I developed it organically by playing around with... a person I guess. whatever. anyway, I do suggest you play the lotto, or that you choose the avenue to which you direct the energy. choosing it makes it most effective. thanks for your interest my friend.

OP here, now you're giving me deja vu too. I swear there was something about sacrificing virtual objects. But principally it should be burrito, since burrito deserves it.

>>18968826
Have to say if this is a larp, it's top tier.
Will do OP. If the thread stays up by tonight I'll do one myself back at ya, any suggestions on what you may want out of it?

>Also, the Deja Vu I had was picturing the burrito as a sigil and it being a very powerful one.

>>18968842
Shit anon, I swear I've read that somewhere as well...
OP you got me in just because the Deja Vu, but would do the first sacrifice tomorrow, because it's late af where I live.

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>>18968842
Thanks bro, well I want to win the lottery, I've been trying to do it for several months.

I think we're developing sigil theory further by viewing them as alive. After all the inventor called them sentient symbols.

Here is one more burrito. nothing like using a living being for power, shit this feels like in morrowind when I would make soul gems

oh intent is important, this image is just lyrics for a song I put on burrito, it's meant to do the inevitable, punish burrito, and release power

>>18968842
>>18968856
shit guys, in alphabetical order, do we have a movement? should we make a discord room?

>>18968863
This may be even more powerful than that. I have a feeling this thread may become a routine post.

>>18968877
Let it be so, I haven't even thought about that, that would be amazing

>>18968877
ayyyy checked it must be so. I will bring reinforcements

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>>18968877
I just made my sacrifice now before going to bed.
I just ask for a pleasant dream for the first time.
All hail the sacrificial Burrito!!

>>18968888
Woh

please bring my girlfriend back to me burrito bro

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>>18968888
Holy shit, checked and keked

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>>18968893

>>18968903
good

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>>18968877
>>18968888
bump

burrito jesus, that's what it is.

burrito jesus

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>>18968723
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I sacrifice Burrito Boy to further the popularity of sacrificing the burrito.
Also, what if I drew it in real life and burned it, would it have the same affect?

>>18969598
I believe so, but the point is to punish the burrito. it's academic whether anything affects the burrito, because everything does.

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>>18968642
Always start out a small, even symbolic, sacrifice. Next week it will be an insect. After that, who knows...

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>>18968642

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>>18968642
I blurred him out.

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>>18968642 Enjoy

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Make it suffer

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>>18972403
I... I'm so proud anon.
>HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE

I HEREBY DEDICATE ALL UNCLAIMED BURRITO SACRIFICE IN THIS THREAD TO FURTHER THE POPULARITY AND THE SCIENCE OF BURRITO SACRIFICE.

Waiting for those anons from last night to report their results.

>>18968911
Can you make the burrito suffer to get the girl I like to ask me out?

>>18974503
Gucci Sombrero, Gucci Gucci Sombrero

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>>18974961

>>18975713
Unrelated but that hand is really nicely drawn (thanks btw)

>>18975799
No problem senpai, thanks. I've developed my MS paint skills a lot through the occult practices of burrito punishment

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this sacrifice is so that everyone that reads this has an exciting night

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>>18968642

>>18976981
>A wild nigger burrito appears !

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What the fuck happened to /x/?

>>18977115
This iz gonna keep happening,
Till Trump gets the Mexican border wall done !!!

>>18976955
What kind of exciting night are we talking about?

>>18977453
check your time senpai. bruh. I mean exciting

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>>18972403
>Here comes the airplane!
I'm gonna have nightmares of that.

THIS IS THE BEST THREAD

>>18978169
I know, right? I'm going to keep bumping it. It's here to stay.

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I play a chicken to get Stephen Colbert kicked off the air.

He "laid an egg", get it? Who will counter? Colbert fans, I stand ready to combat you.

>>18978522
I forgot to mention, that chicken just beat the shit out of the burrito and took its wallet. It then stole the burrito's identity and used its credit card to buy hardback child pornography from China, framing the burrito and causing it to be sentenced to fifteen years. On its first day on the yard, the burrito was elaborately sodomized.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

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>>18978544

>>18977453
These threads actually is what made /x/ stand out in the first place

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>>18978591
not that anon but thank you my friend, I do what I love

also nice going

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this is just for you guys because I like you guys

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also I feel this is necessary

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>>18968723
>the most important thing is to punish the burrito. don't you see?
This shit is why I'm on /x/

>>18978638
thank you sir, nice to have you here. I have carefully cultivated my sanity in order to provide an asset to /x/ that will repay all it's done by putting up with me.

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Please include me in screencap

>>18978641
and you, whoever you are, you're my soulmate.

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>>18968642
>I infused a Mexican boy's soul into the concept of a burrito
But...aren't they born that way? That's why the call Americans, "burgers" right? Souls are infused into the concept of a Big Mac?

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>>18978661
It made it easier, I can't deny it. All comedy aside, his soul is trapped in the burrito. This is the pinnacle of a long course of research and experimentation. That is why these techniques are so effective.

>>18978668
I'll stay glued to the news then.

>>18978670
What's an event of the appropriate nature and scale that we could all mark it together in the very short term? I'll make it happen with the burrito right now.

>>18968642
whatsa burito

>>18978683
It's a Mexican food made by putting various "fillings" into a wheat or corn based flat wrapping bread called a "tortilla". It is often eaten with the hand, or with knife and fork.

>>18978681
Hmm. The French general election is happening today right? What about that

>>18978668
I saw a diagram of burrito chakras hanging in the back office of a Freeb!rds's once, but I didn't put 2 & 2 together. All that tinfoil must act as a force multiplier.

>>18978700
Challenge accepted. Hang on a sec. Feel free to chip in, but I'm pretty sure I can do it with one burrito.

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>>18978722
done. btw how unexpected will this money be? a set amount?

>>18978765
A windfall. That's great work by the way.

>>18978768
Thanks. I still need to work on hands though

>>18978798
You have an excellent touch for the viscerality that's required in a burrito sacrifice. That's probably the main component in the technique of burrito sacrifice.

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finger blasting both ends of the burrito so we all have a BLAST today from BEGINNING to END!

>>18978978
Hope that's not literal nuclear war kek

What kind of mexican boy is the one you got here?
As a mexican this thread amuses me. what is the burrito even made off?

>>18979133
kek is real

>>18979144
Kek hears you

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i will become god

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I will gain god-powers within the next three seconds

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LFE is real + normies will leave systemspace

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Normies will leave 4chan

bump for burrito torture

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This thread will never die

>>18979217
>>18979183
>>18979162
Let's not ask for the impossible guys

>>18968723
This is already pretty disturbing, anon

>>18968642
Itt: meme wizardy

>>18968888
The burrito wills it!

>>18970886
Kek

>>18976955
>quaint dances
I can already tell its gonna be an exciting night

>>18978668
So much pain. Kill that poor thing!

Are real burritos more effective, or do drawings work just as well?

>>18979412
No, you must use the OP burrito.

By the way... we made history guys, the burrito will prevail for eternity.

>>18978688
ty

As the burrito sacrifice for money, wont have any ill effects on me, could you get me some?
I need starting money to become independant

>>18979457
Ok, I'll experiment with it tonight. The legend of the burrito will never die!

>>18979457
We should try making every post a dub with suffering

>>18979112
He's a Mexican boy who sleeps on the floor of a trailer in a room with no door, but he's a US citizen. The burrito is made in MS Paint.