Coffee thread

>>18961834
Caffeine is definitely the most /x/ drug. Jittery, induces paranoia, allows you to stay up for long periods with little comedown effects, but safe enough to come off easily for your average /x/-phile adventure.

Coffee's cool.

love me some

>>18961834
I drink it

>>18961834
Love me some coffee


Nothing /x/ about it though sorry

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>>18962048
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/iced tea/ master race

Coffee has two amazing properties that I'm aware of:

- It enhances the metabolism, allowing a person to become more in touch with their body's energy.
- It can be addicting, allowing a person control over their own carrot-stick dynamic, if they want to try out that personality choice. As a potentially addicting substance, it can be used to pulse the feeling of having an addicting habit, and kind of shake things up to break out of a cycle. Or, it can be streamed repeatedly in order to form new, addicting habits.

The human body is one of habits. The word originally meant something like clothing in the sense of "You put 'em on, ya' take 'em off." But if you don't like that word, habit you can think of 'em as reflexes instead. Coffee can be used to form and train new reflexes, or pulsed to break out of existing ones.

Some examples:
"Don't wanna' sleep in, because I want my coffee oh yay!"
"Can't have my coffee until I successfully complete this incantation."