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I need your help with a theory I have, my fellow /x/periments
>Jesus and Santa have been fighting for those sweet, sweet, Christmas dollars for thousands of years.
>Jesus has also been at war with Satan and his armies for thousands of years.
>People say that rock music is evil.
>Carlos Santana performs rock music.
>QED: Carlos Santana is evil.
>Some religious groups say that Santa is a ploy to pull the capitalistic greed out of people.
>Does this mean that Santa and Satan are working towards the same end goals?
>If rock music is evil, and so is Carlos Santana, then doesn’t that mean that Santa, Satan, and Santana are all in league?
Is this the “Unholy Trinity” that is often talked about in some sects and cults?
>Satan is the FATHER of evil
>Santana is a one of the SONs of rock and roll
>Santa is a HOLY SPIRIT of Christmas
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>>18960275
I think you're on to something, op
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It's ants man.
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at least it's not another tulpa thread.
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>>18960275
there could be many anagrams to satan in this world and satan goes by many names. i dont think that rock music is evil mang
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>>18960358
>Saying rock isn't evil
>Literally invented by the devil
Get out of here, Carlos Santana! I know you made this post.
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