ITT we fuck up our egos the eternal egregore

>>18955251
Self bump we can start with mine

>>18955251
nobody cares.

>>18955251
It looks like you're trying really hard with your facial hair but it just looks creepy and gross, not attractive at all. Also just from the way you present yourself you come off as really pompous but not in a justified way. Thinking you're better or more interesting when you're actually worse or much more boring.

>>18955581
Cha

>>18955581
Holy shit yes this

>>18955251
>>18955581
>>18955885
>>>/soc/

Also you are trying really hard to do seductive eyes but it doesn't work with your small, retarded chickenhead. Ridiculous.

>>18955910
Post your picture you cunt. I know you wont because i've seen females on /x/, and you all look gross.

Females on /x/?

You "see" them??

>>18956753
I see one right here. But she is not very smart.

an actual Egregore is a sword that comes from out of the hand

>>18955914
You're not very good at getting roasted.

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Hello! Roast me?
I reply to all true claims. I might reply to false claims.
Cheer points for anything helpful to United States Armed Forces.
If this thread still doesn't seem /x/ enough...here is a claim to ensure this is the correct board: I am the alias, "Gonzalez" who Corey Goode knows.

>>18958003

Would hang out with/10
You're weird, bonus points for that.

>>18957948
That wasn't me but still I'm not good at much so I probably does bad

Where am I?

>>18958488
Super secrete internet club

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>>18958054
When I read what you typed I felt cheery. Your rating system nicely non-competitive triggering.

>>18958488
We are caught in a timeline where /x/ is /soc/ and nothing is as it seems.

>>18958520
You have a beautiful smile and cheeks that I just want to squeeze to death.

>>18958544
Oh MY GOD I AM SO HAPPPPYYYYYYY!

THANK YOU! Some of my comrades would thank you for ego assisting me.

Pic of you? I really wanted to ask as an opportunity of more happiness.

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ooohh noooo i poopt

>>18958534
This, gujob op you flaming faggot

>>18958562
Got anything to help me to not kill/slay.

Sorry for the hell, and though I will text to you more. I request while you, "DESPAIR CODE" know me then HELL-P ME TO NOT KILL/SLAY.

>>18958534
this is not at all what I remember. mengele save me.

>>18958619
>i think my dog has autism

>>18958659
I wish your dog experiences good life.

My dog is a normal dog. I miss my dog. She is at someone else's place. I probably won't be seeing her earlier than months later than now.

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>>18958556
sorry I don't have the means to post a picture of my face. Have a blessed picture of Morgan Freeman instead. Have a great day.

>>18958730
I see how the positioning of the hands. I respect your use of the word, "blessed". Thanks, Anon. I am having a great day.

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>>18955581
Literally how? he's just staring into the camera calm down anon

>>18958779
I have the same facial structure as OP and I get the same kind of comments. It's called the creepy face syndrome. I have to look down when I walk in the streets, it's just easier that way.

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>tfw Succubus is stealing my cummies

Who else here /warlock/?

>>18958805
I have to look down because sperg

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>>18958805
Tbh i know that feel. I was just trying to defend him because he has a similar face as me

>>18958834

Yeah, it's a face that screams bad genetic. I've been told so many times I look like a school shooter. I kinda want to bomb a place now though. I mean, rather than killing myself why not take a couple of lives with me? I mean it's pretty unfair to be set apart from the group because of how you look.

>>18958779
Don't defend that faggot

>>18958778
:)

>>18958867
You're good/fine. I'd hang out with you, but expect me to spiel to you like you should be a pleadeian/plejaran.

>>18958912
I have no clue what that means and I don't think anyone could stand me sober anyway. I'm hilarious drunk though, it's just that I regret everything I said the next day.