Story time?

>>18954377
>be me
>/r9k/ king
>post regularly on r/incels and puahate.com
>go to /x/ to get spooked
>read some threads, already kinda scared but nothing too bad
>see this thread
>"So low energy. Why even respond?"
>check the name field
>"n-no, it can't be"
>"f-fem-FEMANON"
>run in the corner of cuck shed and masturbate to anime
>get a trans-dimensional heart attack
>just get enough courage to respond to the vaginal devil
Thanks a lot, roastie

>>18954377
>check the name field
>"f-fem-FEMANON"
I was lurking this thread waiting for story tiem and I didn't even notice that.
>creepy af

>>18954392
Anything to make anons blow their loads, and I haven't had many encounters myself that are worth telling

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>>18954413
>>18954392
>females on /x/
>how spooky

You guys don't realize /x/ has a thin majority of females:males. Or atleast it used to.
t. male

>>18954435
Everyone knows that you fucking newfag

>>18954435
Am I the spookiest thing you've seen on /x/ then? Lmao

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>>18954442
>Everyone knows that
I didn't want those two to think I'm female.
>you fucking newfag
This is the correct term for me (the span inbetween Oldfags and Gaiafags), newfriend. Since I can't be retroactively banned I'll tell you, this year represents for me a decade of being on 4chan (I'm turning 26).
Please kill me.
>>18954444
>Am I the spookiest thing you've seen on /x/ then?
No. Not by a long shot. Snacky was.

>>18954476
Anyways, any stories?

Alright fine, I gave it a while and no one is sharing any stories, so I'll share mine.

I was in Las Vegas when it happened. (Grandparents wanted their vows renewed by Elvis for some reason.) After that, we had a few days to spend in Vegas. We stayed at the Golden Nugget Hotel on Fremont St. Mom had signed me and my little sister to go on a haunted tour, spooky, right? Anyways, ff to the tour itself. We met the guide in some fancy hotel that was near ours, and my family and a few other people had to ride on a bus to our destinations. It was late at this point, so it was fairly dark, which set the mood. We first went to a restaurant that was long shut down. We all got out and our guide passed around dowsing rods, which, for those who don't know, are bent metal rods that can be easily manipulated by spirits. After a while we were trying to make contact, but to no avail. Then, one lady said "I don't think there's anything here, we're wasting our time. Lets just keep moving." And every single dowsing rod turned and faced her, her own crossing. Spooky, but not terrifying.

>>18956696

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>>18956696
I got another one for you guys too

About mid February i watched a video that had high frequency sound which affects the brain directly. As soon as i hit play the middle of my prefrontal cortex retracted inwards severing some path between the hemispheres and a cavity behind my eyes started to expand. Everything is fixed in an unnatural position crippling my intellectual capacities

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>>18956706

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>>18954377
I was sleeping but this was no dream this happened in my back yard while sleeping but it was really my backyard mid day bright as fuck nothing like a dream it was daytime!

I met a group of demons made of fire hand me a list and I had to do what it said or they'll take me to Hell. I didnt even look at it and dropped it right in front of them.

GET ON MY LEVEL!!!!!!

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Lmao I should have known better than to go to 4chan to get spooked

>>18956763
post tits and ill spook ya

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>>18956764
Lmao this isn't /b/

>>18956771
well there was this one time my dog farted and woke himself up as a result dogs are retarded though so this isn't too paranormal

the other night i had this weird dream where this lady was handing out free cookies on an unrelated note i could honestly taste the sweetness in my dream but eventually i started getting noided like why is this bitch handing out free cookies i bet they're laced then in the dream i started trippin the grass turned purple and everything went slow motion then i woke up pretty spoopy huh

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>>18956780

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>>18956789
the dream one was true okay

>>18956795
Sure

>>18956771
Please shut the fuck up.

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>>18956836

>>18954435
How would that even be knowable?

>>18956706
>>18956709
This sounds like something you should see a real fucking doctor about.

Tits or GTFO

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Had to put down a dog once.
I dreamt of the creature every single day for two or three months.
Then a very large hog showed up with a pack in tow.
A hog with a coloration exactly matching the dog.
From the night I killed that hog, I never had another nightmare about that accursed wretched dog.

>>18954435
I will banish the succubi from our sub board

>>18954377
I don't really into the paranormal. At least as much as you guys but I did have a creepy dream once that... Well, it sounds stupid and all cringy kinds of made up.

I went to bed that night and had a most awful dream. I was buried in a sea of metal scraps. It was hot and it was burning me. There were people around me screaming. And I thought in the dream:

>"Am I in Hell? Did I die in my sleep?"

And here comes the cringy 'Oh you made that shit up. D-' part. I woke up and reached out to nudge my computer out of sleep mode to check email and the news, That's when I learned the plane had just hit the first tower...