Brazilian spooks

if someone could please screencap these I'd be much obliged
I'm not good at greentexting so im gonna tell it normally
this happened in a starry and "clean" night , no clouds and shit
i was going home from a friend's house (2 blocks away) and taking my time looking at the stars and shit , then i heard the loudest thunder , it felt exactly like if someone shot a 50 cal next to me , i jumped around and lo and behold , 5 lights (or 1 that moved fast as fuck) over the soyfields (not even a country cuck , my town is weird and there's soyfileds just by a residential area ) , of course , me being 1 digit old , i run faster then a Kenyan back to my home , took me 2 seconds to get home and lock the door, i couldn't sleep that night , and heard dogs barking all night long
sorry it isn't me raping some ayys but actual real stories aren't THAT spooky
will share another one

another one
any lurkers?
>be me
>going from rio grande to [city redacted]
>if you know what this is , it's a lonely piece of road , specially when no normies are driving from to their discount vacation spot
>see a sign that says "watch out for wild animals" with a durr in it
>think to myself "huh i tought there was no deer around here"
>butwaittheresmore.fuck
>a durr jumps in front of our car, but something was off
>mind goes into replay mode
>deer looked .... off
>it's legs looked way bulkier than they should be
>holyshitgoatman.jpg
>didn't browse /x/ back then, but knew what goatman was

was so fucking spooky
got another one and then im done

>be me
>going from [city redacted] to grandma's house to relax a bit
>long ass drive , roughly 500 km
>car fucks up
>tire flattens
>wellaintthatgreat.jpg
>have to repair it
>mind goes into primal survival mode and i feel that gut wrenching
>set up a lantern that i had on the ground
>on the edge of the light i see ... things
>oh shit nigger
>clutching dagger
>shadows moving closer as the batteries start to run out
>they finish up fixing the wheel and we resume
>almost got killed by nigger shadows

ripperoni my threaderoni

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