Share your first experience with Goetia

>>18951074
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I've just read goetia by Crowley, I want to conjur one, but now I don't have what it needs

>When I was 4 I was out in the front yard alone(we had a huge fence and my mum didn't give AF(my parents truly believe in survival of the fittest, straya and all)
>I was looking for 4 leaf clovers under this ancient gnarly tree that was covered in moss and was completely surrounded by clovers.
>Suddenly I feel very cold
>I feel like I'm being watched
>intensely
>shadows and darkness seem to surround me
>notevenbothered.mkv
>I was a fucking weird kid, my parents tell me lots of stories of me doing super strange stuff
>then I get this impulse to turn around, I feel magnetised to whatever is behind me.

>Cloaked figure surrounded by miasmic darkness, flowing robes made of liquid shadow.
>Very tall, like up to the eaves of the house.
>There is a giant crazy looking scythe floating next to it, not like any other I've seen before art or not.
>Its' hood protrudes out over the head really far but doesn't obscure the facial area
>Magnetic, Hypnotising, Blackest of beyond black holes for a face

>I get the sense it is contemplating me, kind of like checking me over for some quality
>I get the sense I have passed a life or death test
>The cloaked figure turns and kind of glides down the side of the house out of view
>whatevs_m90.dat
>I go inside because the sun has departed

>The next day I find our cat Blossom dead down the side of the house that cunt glided off to, dumb bitch would fight anyone, apparently even the D man himself lel

But yeah I've met that guy a few times, I hesitate to call him Death, it just doesn't really feel right, I feel like he deserves a way cooler title than that... Is this could be and Goetia?

>>18951966
Your autism is completely out of control

>>18951074
>experience with Goetia
>experience
>with a book that was made up

Yeah, I read it aloud on several places and nothing fucking happened as expected of a made up book.

>>18952035
~t. Butthurt Inept

>>18952035
>I read it aloud on several places and nothing fucking happened
bet you totally handcrafted the materials needed and prepared for the appropriate time and place too?

yeah nah, try again sweetie

>>18952744
I'm sure they were well practiced in the banishing and invoking rites, as well. And didn't cheap out on the sigil, either.