Hey guys, I'm a 600 year old True Vampire, any other vampires

>>18947034
Suck it, LARPer.

do your homework kid, it will make sunday more fun

true here, whatsup

>>18947034
Just turned one million last year. So glad to finally see an anti establishment president

>>18947041
Not much. Been getting harder to eat, all these cameras and shit make it easy for people to catch you. I've had to cover up a shit ton of my meals as serial killings.
>>18947052
That little colony won't last much longer, I heard the lizards were pulling out their operatives and were gonna let it get sunk by Russia.

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>>18947034
Bullshit you've lived exactly 600 years. We're not that immortal.

True vampires? A vampire is a vampire, there are no subclasses

>>18947072
Sup turned vampire, hows the imperfect immortality working? That's what they all tell turned vampires, don't want them getting jealous. By the way your little sister is way cooler than you.

>>18947072
I am a half daywalker, mocha frap.

>>18947034
Yes, I too am a rolepla... I mean True Vampire.

>>18947094
>roleplaying
I'm absolutely serious. I can post pictures of my teeth if you're not convinced.

>>18947099
Go 4 it.

Are energy vampires real? Or just a bunch of fags?

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>>18947106
I think they do, but it's really much of a mystery. I at least never found solid evidence of one, but I did run into some suspicious individuals. Not really my problem though, so I don't investigate it. Pic related, my teeth at the moment.

>>18947130
You look like one fugly autist.

>>18947135
It's a bad, tiny little lens that I took the picture with, and not shaving does horrors for my face.

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>>18947083
>imperfect immortality

It gets the job done, and what should kill me doesn't.

I won't live forever, In the end none of us do.

>>18947087
Half daywalker? What's that exactly.

I'm not familiar with all these new subgroups and terms that have sprung up.

>>18947034
>600 year old True Vampire
>Hey guys
you speak like someone from generation y, you can not be 600 years old, hell your not even 60 and i am sure of that, just by your language.
>inb4 i keep up with dat hip lingo.

>>18947156
Fuck off mate, I bet you think us vampires talk like your beloved ye olde times folk. No we don't, our original language can't even be understood by you faggots. When we speak to your kind we speak whatever language you use at the time. If I was speaking the olde human languages, you wouldn't even understand it anyway.
>implying vampires don't have slang
>implying we're all a bunch of crusty old fags who act all old and shit
No, you dumb fucking mortal. Our favorite pasttime is sucking people blood and fucking them, we're pretty laid back fellows.

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>>18947176
back to>>>/b/ you idiot.

>>18947180
Shut the fuck up, mortal. Before I come over there and suck the blood out of your dick.

>>18947070
finally some truth there

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>>18947130
They're not fangs, mortal.

>pic related, a real Vampire's fangs.

>>18947203
Nice fangs, but why so blurry?

>>18947034
600 years?
what was the point of living before electricity?

>>18947209
I'm in the dark.

>>18947176
> vampires talk like your beloved ye olde times folk
no, but you should carry more experience in your language for a being of that age. Not just conform to the verbal diarrhea of the age

>dumb fucking mortal.
I'll believe that when i come across someone or something able to kill me buddy.

>>18947034
You are a retard

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Has the Vlad himself already passed?

remember where you are

>>18947237
No way.

The only thing you and a vampire have in common is that you both suck. Roleplay is for the least intelligent posters. MAKE REAL CONTENT.

>>18947218
We vampires can all use a least some basic magic, to us electricity is just an amusing imitation of our old practices.
>>18947228
Stop projecting your mortal values on beings higher than you. After living for a long time you come to the conclusion that it's better to do entertaining things. Tradition, custom, and all that is just for short lived people who still believe in the value of being sentimental. I talk the way that I do because I find it fun, and if you were immortal you'd probably find yourself feeling this way as well.
>>18947232
That may be true, but a retarded vampire nonetheless.

What do you know of plans for Earth specifically North America?

>>18947137
A tiny lense should make you look less ugly, not the other way around.

>>18947137
defending your self makes it even funnierxD

This is the dumbest fucking thread ive ever read. These stupid larp threads should get banned immediaetly.

>>18948352
And that's why you bump it after it being dead for 7 hours...

>>18948352
>gets upset by piss-taking
>on 4chan of all places

No anon, you are the faggots.

>and then anon was a LaVeyan satanist

>>18947034
>Hey guys, I'm a 600 year old True Vampire
Sure you are.

>>18947034
>Hey guys, I'm a 600 year old True Vampire, any other vampires here?
Yes am a other vampire
> How long have you lived,
44 yeara
> and are you true vampires or human-turned-vampires?
Double vampire

Sorry for poor english im from India btw

LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES TO PROVE TO THESE FAGGOTS THAT WE ARE REAL IMMORTALS. THAT'LL SHOW THOSE NONBELIEVERS ON 4CHAN LIKE US!

>>18947034
did you turn 600 this year ?

>>18947270
>We vampires can all use a least some basic magic
Please, do tell me more OP

>to us electricity is just an amusing imitation of our old practices.
So, you learned flaring and can create light, or something similar, I assume.

>>18947034
Non-binary bi-vampire otherkin here...10000 years old and can shoot lasers out of my asshole...

>>18947034
You're a 600 year old faggot

>>18947034
>>>/trash/
where all your larp shit belongs.

>>18947034
What is your clan?

>>18947070
I would be happy for you to murder me for life force, I'd fully enjoy it

let's have a date

Why does everyone roleplay on /x/

Reverse vampire here, sup Mello? I've gotta kill some little 10 year old treehouse cunts in a cartoon soon, they're onto me

Hey guys, I'm a 32 year old True Nigga, any other niggas here? How long have you lived, and are you true niggas or human-turned-niggas?

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this is now a castlevania pape thread

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>>18949562

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>>18949565