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Every time I wake up I am twice as big as usual. After a while the real nightmare begins again and I start to shrink to my normal size.
And later that day something will happen that dazzles my mind again. I can't say what it is, because the next thing I can remember is that I wake up again. Big, yet confused in some kind of way. I have this problem for some time now, but don't know who to tell.
What is wrong with me /×/?
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>>18946781
Have you tried cutting carbs? Maybe try Atkins.
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Its like that movie Santa claus lul
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>>18946781
It's called morning wood. It's normal.
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>>18947019
Wood?
How is this normal?
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>>18947113
There are 3 conditions you have if morning wood aint normal.
1. You're a woman
2. You're prepubescent
3. You're a eunuch
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>>18946781
You're experiencing a neurological or possibly hypnagogic hallucination.
Probably something related to this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alice_in_Wonderland_syndrome
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>>18947416
>A prominent and often disturbing symptom are experiences of altered body image. The person may find that they are confused as to the size and shape of parts of (or all of) their body. They may feel as though their body is expanding or getting smaller.
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>>18947427
Why the green text? It's the color right?
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>>18946781
for you
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>>18946781
Of course I was talking about morning wood. What else!?
Just wanted to see some reactions.
Thx Anon
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>>18948027
green text is for quoting, stupid.
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