Any wizards here?

38 year old virgin at your service.

aspiring wizard
t. 24 lvl

email me
[email protected]

Your image makes it look like you committed a crime and want a wizard's help getting you out of it.
I can't imagine any lurking wizards would be interested in that.

>>18946841
It was a nonviolent crime if that helps.
But alas if this is the case. It is the case.
If you have a magic wand and are willing to save a fool please email me. If not I understand. Still if anyway wants to talk to email me, I'm having panic and could use a friend.

>>18946776
What did you do that you are worried about?

>>18946874
Drug offense?

>>18946874
I don't really like the word wizard and for the sake of making the people who hold my life in their hands (even if that's just me) think I'm sane. Magic is not real. I am not a wizard. But I am someone who is bored and sometimes things happen in my favor that are unbelievable. So I am interested in hearing about your crime.

>>18946823

IDK about sending you an email tho ha. I just wanna see you post it here. The only people who it matters to will know either way anyways.