What jobs?

Circus freak.

Go back and get the winning Powerball numbers for the billion dollar jackpot they had last year.

>>18945800
Umm.

Magician. Just don't let anyone find out you're doing it for real, or else they'll want a refund--they didn't pay to see FAKE stage magic.

Bartender, cook, messenger boy, the list goes on...

Is there anyone on earth looking for these types of skills?

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>>18945832
no

UPS delivery service, employer of the year

>>18945800
Get good investment tips from future become a fund manager make loads of dosh

>>18945800
materialize money

>>18945800
>What jobs could OP do?
Blow jobs.
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Masseuse. Get those deep muscle kinks out, the ones that be can't reached from just the surface.

Just make sure they're okay with you touching them psychokinetically.

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>>18945800
>psychokenetic teleportation
>time travel
>telekenesis
>materialisation
Teacher.

I'd pay you $50 to teach me any of these. (I'd pay you $50,000,000,000,000 to teach me time travel, but only $50 up front.)

>>18948713
$50 is all you can come up with for those kinds of skills, you lowballing faggot?

>>18945800
Professional psychiatric ward resident.

>>18945800
Psychonaut

>>18948713

As an initiate making his way with books, art and experience alone, I don't understand how you could teach any of this shit to a student. If the masters out there just say what's said in the books on the matter (ones you can get PDF's of), I kinda doubt that would work. Those books work better as ah-ha! givers to people who've already had relevant experiences. Really the best thing for you is to give you PTSD like the MK Ultra crew do.