Question for magic weavers

There's supposedly really bad consequences
Just don't be beta and win her over normally

>>18943364
Yeah, it's a ritual called showering.

>>18943369
But I want to cast spells man, ok maybe not gf, but there have to be spells I can cast, like maybe summoning a lamia or something of that sort?

>>18943375
Don't summon shit.
If you wanna do spells try and cast good luck or money stuff

>>18943371
funny joke, haha you owned me good

>>18943381
But I want something to impress my friends, like maybe energey coming out of my fingertips, you know, like from Magic the Gathering?

>>18943364

Real Talk Time:

If you're unable to assert your will/desires in mundane ways to make something with that little resistance happen, then you're unlikely to be able to do it through magic wherein you're trying to re-shape reality to fit your desire. Mundane methods = convincing one person to love you. Magic methods = convincing all of reality to make this one person love you

>>18943388
OP's dick is too tiny to wave around.

>>18943391
so basically, just do stuff and stuff will happen to me? wow

>>18943399
maybe something small, like a bedbug I think

>>18943404
Or pube lice.

>>18943412
>pyromancy
see, that's the awesome magick I'm looking for, fiery booms from my palms. That's cool, I have to look into it

First, gather your ingredients. You'll need a handful of crow's feathers, some wolf's fur, and a human tooth.

Next, draw a Metraton's Circle three times with lead.

Lay down within the circle, and arrange the ingredients atop your torso, but put the tooth in your mouth.

Next, cut your wrists with a dull blade. Make sure there's enough blood flowing. Repeat {anoxxxioan} until you begin to lose consciousness.

>>18943418
You have to not be autistic. That's the first step to pyromancy and you've already failed. Sorry champ.

>>18943423
wow I keep just getting owned today, what's happening :( I just kinda, Idk, wanna make cool blue energy appear like in Avatar the Last Airbender, paired with martial arts for a cool display for my friends. I wanna be a warlock or something, you know?

>>18943437
Do you still believe Santa is real too?

>>18943437
This can not be fucking real, jesus christ.

>>18943437
>>18943423
Just do what I told you to do.

>>18943445
What, wanting to be an archmage? So many people on /x/ talk about magick and wicca and I just want a taste of it

>>18943454
They're cancerous faggots and so are you.

>>18943456
But magic is so cool! You control the energy of all things and use it to your whim! And it exists! C'mon man don't be so harsh to me

>>18943437
To give you guys an idea, it's this kind of vibe:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8EERbyAp6A

>>18943454
Fyi, Wicca is a religion. You can't just wake up one day and say "DURRRRR I'M GONNA M A N I P U L A T E ENERGIESS". You gotta like, devote yourself to worshiping the Goddess so that She might grant you a favor if you do a bunch of shit for Her. Magic isn't a game of DnD.

honestly i would just go to the local magic seminars at your college and just meet people.

Testing

>>18943477
So there's one goddess? I thought there were many, like Lillith for love and another for wind, one for water, etc. Are you a real wiccan? There should be gods for all things, right?

>>18943486
I personally believe that there's only the Goddess and the God (but He's irrelevant lol) but people have different interpretations I guess.

>>18943493
No, you can't cop out on me like that, there has to be one true interpretation or it's all make-believe. I think you're wrong and your magic won't work

>>18943499
I gave birth to a goldfish.

get off 4chan

>>18943505
pics or it didnt happen, also
>girlposter
now I know you're trolling me

>>18943509
I'm a male.

>>18943512
Well then you didn't give birth! And I'm supposed to believe in your magic? Whack, I wanna make orbs appear from my hands and float around me like an x-man

>>18943519
It was through my dickhole.

>>18943499
Afaik there isn't a definitive script that says "This is the official lore of Wicca and this is the only acceptable way to practice it", there's just a set of guidelines that's been passed on through the ages.

>>18943535
>through the ages

>>18943499
>>there has to be one true interpretation
Except that's not how religion/sectarianism works. At all.

>>18943540
The entire 3 generations!

>>18943541
Ok, there can be multiple interpretations, but there is one way the systems of this religion work! There is but one way to cast

>>18943550
The way you cast stays the same though. It's just asking one God to do a thing for you versus asking another God to do a thing for you.

>>18943560
But the gods are all the same between interpretations

>>18943560
We can argue all day about the interpretations, but bottom line, I just wanna blast energy like in Eragon

>>18943364
there is but it will also turn her into a succubus sorry dude

>>18943608
Ok, I'm sorry, I didn't really understand magick when I started this thread, but I just wanna make flowers grow really fast like elves in Lord of the Rings

>>18943605
You can try lucid dreaming cause I doubt there's an irl equivalent to that fantasy energy blasting stuff.

>>18943633
But lucid dreaming is lame. It's just any old dream
I wanna do that stuff Irl

>>18943364
Stick yer pork-stick in her pooper.

>>18943608
I wanted to summon a succubus too tho, cuz summoning is cool, like in Final Fantasy