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Guys, I think my car might be haunted.
>Be me
>Couple of years ago
>As a present my step-uncle gets me a car
>Uncle is Italian as fuck
>I swear he's a member of the Mob
>Anyway
>Gets me a 2003 Mercedes-Benz E-Class
>Fucking Uncle is rich as fuck
>Big time lawyer
>Fucking love this car man
>Fastfoward to now-ish
>Driving around at night
>My hair on my legs stand straight up
>Feel something behind me
>Can't look since I'm driving
>Feel a hand slide over my right shoulder
>Something fucking bites on my ear
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>I whip my head back and don't see or feel anything any more
>Continue driving
>Weird af, but didn't think anything of it past imagination
>Couple days later
>Again driving at night
>Same fucking feeling
>I'm fucking terrified
>About to run of the road
>Hear a whisper
"Just relax"
>I feel a hand on my inner thigh
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>Suddenly feel good as fuck
>Warm all over
>Feel the hand slide forward into my crotch
>Feel a head-shaped mass on my shoulder
>A fucking ghost is jacking me off
>I can't describe how good it felt
>Pulled over into a little abandoned plot of woods
>Park and turn off car
>It's stroking faster
>It's reaching through my pants but I take them off anyway
>I bust the most powerful nut of my life
>Hear a giggle and the hand disappears
>Think it's over
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>Suddenly feel hands on my shoulders
>Weight being pressed down into my hips
>It's fucking lowering itself down on me
>Feel the slipperiest, wettest, coldest vagina of my life
>It just slides around me
>Yell out from the fucking ice cold cunt
>It ignores me and starts dropping
>Holy
>Fucking
>Shit
I'm shivering just remembering it
>I'm getting my fucking brains fucked out
>Eventually cum again
>More than I ever had before
>I saw it just leap out of my dick and almost float in mid air for a second
>Then it was just fucking gone
>I passed out then
>I assume so anyway since I next remember waking up at home
>Remember what I thought had happen last night
>Assume it was just a dream
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Pic semi-related
This is the car I have, just not mine.
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>>18937663
>Yesterday i was at my step-uncle’s house
>Enjoying a drink and playing cards
>Fuck beer
>We drank bourbon
>Got smashed
>Drunkenly ask
“Is there any reason my car would be haunted?”
>step-uncle stops laughing from something said earlier
>Looks at me
>Completely serious
“Why do you ask anon?”
>I just laugh and say read something about hauntings and I’m just drunk
>He smiles and laughs at me
“Lightweight!”
>But while he laughs he say indirectly
“My brother had some girl with him in that car. She was only aftha his money, in love with some other dick. Said he found her and this guy fucking in that Mercedes he got her. Killed her there and let the poor guy run out of the car pissing himself before shooting him too. My brother needed to hide evidence, and you needed a car. badda-bing bad-boom.”
>All of my fucking wat
>Left completely sobered and went straight home
>Parked car
>Went inside
>Haven’t slept
>Haven’t gone near car
>Tl;dr
My fucking car is haunted by some slut and she went poltergeist on my dick.
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>>18937669
Fucking hell your now a part of the sparse club of anons on /x/ that have had ghost sex. Even after death she's still thirsty for dick. Your step uncle looked out for his brother but now she's after your dick.
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>>18937678
>sparse club
Sauce?
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>>18937659
Can I come drive your car around for a couple nights?
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>>18937684
Look into the archives. Sorry laddie I can't for the life of me remember the posts nor what keywords to use. 2*4chan's /x/ also has some that had ghost sex.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG.
probly some succubus action.
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>>18937659
Record yourself while driving
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Your uncle's in the mob, he buys you a car and you fuck a ghostess's juicy vagina. You're living the fucking dream bro, what's the problem?
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>>18937659
probably means your uncle killed a whore in the back seat. she haunts the car now
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