How can I cure myself of an incurable disease using magick?

How can I can I make possible an impossible item using magick?

How can I can I destroy an indestructible idea using magick?

>>18933216
I'm sorry OP,
You gon die

>>18933243
It's not a terminal disease though, I have to live with it...

>>18933216
Nature retreat, some holy medicine mans can cure any disease but you have to release yorself from your own burdens to find them.

Good luck.

>>18933246
Got the herps?

Don't let yourself fall into the alternative medicine rabbit hole, whatever you do. Your desperation translates into a lot of dollars for these crooks, and it can easily turn into an obsession on your part, but please believe me - magic, homeopathy, and crystals won't help. Try to make the most out of your time here on earth, and don't waste it chasing cures that don't work.

>>18933367
Yes...

>>18933246
Ah nah, Bro. You became a parent?!? Sux doesn't it?

Magic... Johnson.

He cured HIV with the power of cash

>>18933216
>Get Gun
>Load magazine, tube, clip, cylinder etc...
>chamber a round
>place in mouth pointing it at a downward 45 degree angle
>Pull trigger

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>>18933634
do this
move the crap disease to an egg or rock
or flush em down the drain in the bath

(or build swords and clear the caves and niggers [noob])

>>18933859
did not mean to quote that guy
xd

>>18933386
Pray to Jesus Christ and admit your lustful wrongdoing. Unless you weren't being lustful cause sometimes just happens. Either way pray to Jesus it will work if you pray long and hard enough. Laugh all you want. I haven't had break outs

>>18933246
>HIV

>>18933448
epic southpark meme, my dude XD

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>>18933377
>Try to make the most out of your time here on earth
If he's asking about fixing it with magic, it must be something that doctors can't fix and that fucks up his life so much that he's willing to look anywhere for a solution. If that's true, "making the most of it" might not actually make things good enough to live with.

>>18933216
You'd rather die. Trust me

>>18935793
No one likes dying.

It's just the shitty version of living.

>>18935801
Speaking personally. I always found life lamentable. My life has been reasonably good. I'm not talking about "muh depression". I'm talking about eschatological turmoil. I'd just as soon never exist than have greater beings threatening me with incomprehensible torments or offering the greatest spiritual clarity and enlightenment. I'm a cockroach trapped in a cosmic pinball machine.

>>18935815
*inserts coin*

>>18933216
>How can I cure myself of an incurable disease using magick?

Why don't you learn it and find out?

>>18933873

Never do this, pray to Abraxas instead, Jesus is a deceiver and he will make your herpes worse.