flat earth sub-topic

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>>18929597
where are the bones of the lumberjacks who cut them off into neat treestumps then huh?

>>18929603
>What are aliens with advanced cutting tools?
Holy kek you're retarded

>>18929615
>advanced cutting tools
>leaving a huge stump wasting precious wood

ok faggot.

>>18929654
>Leave huge stump so they can laugh from space at silly humans who think they're ordinary volcanic rocks
Ok nigger

>>18929615
>>18929654
damn he just BTFO you son

do go to devil's tower but do also respect it for what it is..a monument to the majesty and mystery of nature

can you just be in awe without attaching some stupid alien story to it? I wonder

>>18929688
>no evidence of tree houses in space
>no sawdust detected in space

Ok laserbrain, come back when you have a real hypothesis to peddle

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Couldn't you just drill a core out and look to see if it has tree rings? If there are none, then it's not a tree, right?

How come no flat Earther ever actually bothers to travel to the locations relevant and get physical evidence themselves?

>>18929715
Because these aren't ordinary trees anon, they're made from very special and hard crystals. You won't find any rings in them like normal bush trees. The branches on these goliaths held entire cities

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>>18929744
and this is where the mighty sasquatch once lived, in glittering arboreal megalopolises driving flying cars and drinking liquid joy.

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>>18929715
heres another pic related

>>18929744
At this point I honestly can't tell if you're serious or joking.

>>18929756
I'm pissed I'm not living 30000 feet up in the sky like my Anunnaki ancestors and instead on the floor like some scum! Yeah, I'm freakin pissed!