Men in Black in Germany

Anyone heard of the alien selfie he memtions?

>implying that if such a thing existed you would be able to just run away
>even normal police are able to observe without you even noticing
>alien selfie

Every fucking time /x/.

>>18927138
>Memtions
>Memetions
>Meme-tons
>???
>Mind blown

>>18927184
>lel
>lel
>lel
>???
>lel

>>18927138
>>18926768

i saw that one too, the guy was actually serious i think

>>18927135

>>18927135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-CCeiMIQhc

>>18927914
He (apparently) doxxed himself at the top of the thread. If it's his real details, he must have been desperate to doxx himself on /b of all places

>>18927135
Please , next time try to copy the text of the thread, it now goes 404. Its a hot war , lads.

>>18927138
Yes i have been under an XSS cross site attack bacuse i have the picture (and many , MANY other things) But since they are dumbasses and the bitchesdont know about my OTHER hard drive.

Gee, imagine if someone let all that horsehit into the wild.

>>18927135
oh god i need moar

https://archived.moe/b/thread/730232703
Thank me later.

>>18929139

>with kinda a black fedora

So they dress like 1950's American sleuths?

>>18929139
>afraid he is going to die
>prefers to post on an Taiwanese cartoon forum instead calling for help on normiebook because he doesn't want to look stupid
Sure has his priorities right

Charge your phone. Go to sleep

what disturbs me about this one, if OP is a normal guy, (Lets just assume he is) he would not just run into the woods if some guys parked in front of his house.

the fact that he felt terror when he saw them makes me think back of that one men in black photo from that hotel cam

>>18930071
Yeah.
This story is kind of creepy.

lol this motherfucker investigating aliens by doesn't have a failsafe switch for when they come for him.

>>18929214
mom look, i'm in the screencap!

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Honestly i would shit my pants too

has to be bait.
they dont just drive to your home.
right?

As far as I know, MIB aren't a fucking joke, I've read up on some witnesses who claimed they had been abducted and there was this one dude who had been visited by 2 very tall men in black trench coats and suits with fedoras, they had very pale skin and didn't have any breath, he descibed them as robot or alien like, I thought it was bullshit until there was a picture posted of him hiding on his stairs and below stood the 2 men, nothing came up on the reverse image search, errie just to think about it.

>>18931539
Yes they do. And nobody would notice but you.

>>18927135

its bullshit. men in black don't give a fuck about your porn habits..

you guys are gullible as fuck.

>posted on /b/

even more reason to think its bullshit. /b/ has the highest collection of dumb teens/kids and other normies that get trolled daily on that board.

>>18931557
Do you still have the picture?

>>18931573
The MiB will decide by itsef what they gave a fuck about.

>>18931557
There's also the Dan Akroyd story.

>>18931586
Sadly no, it was on a hard drive that burnt out I can try to look it up again see if it comes up

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>>18931586
Couldn't find it on google, but this is a sketch that was attached from a similar case.

>>18931593

derp.

the real MIB only care about E.T related stuff.

its probably the police that came to confiscate his loli/cp habits.

>>18927135
I think you saw someone getting Dox'd. Period. I don't want to die so I'm going to post my name and info for no good reason whatsoever on /b/. And he mentions the Alien selfie.

>>18927135
this thread is bullshit
MiBs don't exist
if you see one, just ignore them
but you won't see one because they seriously don't exist
seriously, i swear they dont
/thread
sage

>>18927135
They are called "Zwangsvollstrecker".

>>18931880
THIS MAN IS LIEING

>>18929139
>Bayern 80331

That is not only not how you give your adress in Germany, it's also downton Munich and not some rural are.
And Pilz is a quite stupid surname. It exists, tough.

>>18931924
nah i am from germany and the police (even SEK / fbi (or swat) i dont know the exact american equal) dont dress in suits and fedoras, they have their usual uniform or civilian clothes.

Also OP said he was scared of them in a way that police officers wouldnt cause

>>18931941
maybe he didnt want to literally dox himself and just give a vague info , like lets say he shows up as "missing" in that area

>>18931942
So you are just stupid, since you obviously don't know what a Zwangsvollstrecker is. Don't you watch Hartz-IV-TV? Every other show there has them.

>>18931945
The area is downtown Munich. There are no villages there. 80331 is the postal code for the center of the capital of Bavaria and only for the center. If you get missing there you probably fell down a manhole or something.

>>18931960
But even if he was baiting; why that postal code?

>>18931945
>>18931960
Not to mention that "Bayern 80331" is just not right, as the postal code always comes before the town in German postal adresses. The state is usually not included at all. A typical German Adress would be:

Hans Mustermann
Peter-Silien-Straße 33
92699 Irchenrieth
then, if you wanted you could write Bayern, but hardly anyone does.

>>18931972
lets say he just googled it and hes an american that doesnt know that. why not just take an american adress, it would make more sense for them to show up in america.

i dont get it

>>18931966
It's a very posh area, lots of luxury shops and government buildings. He probably read it on an imported glass of mustard or pickled white sausages.
The original Hofbräuhaus is also in that area.

>>18931976
Why shitpost on /x/ anyway? Isn't it much more fun if the story is somewhat exotic? Not to mention that you can claim more shit when you say it is from another country.

>>18931615
Holy shit it's the the Grey Gentlemen.

Does anyone have bigger versions of the pictures?

>>18931990
>https://archived.moe/b/thread/730232703

>>18932005
>>https://archived.moe/b/thread/730232703
Thanks. Nothing interesting there though.

>>18931593
>There's also the Dan Akroyd story

Can anyone explain? Thanks

>>18931972
>>18929047
Maybe he wasnt refering his house address ? You see, i find extremely weird the address of "Bayern 80331", he is probably refering to the Cicada 331 project, hence why "they" took his computer.

Yesterday, someone posted on pol Cicada 7 , i did not catch it myself nor i have anything from that thread, it was in another thread that an anon mentioned.

>>18929068
https://youtu.be/6VdQ6oMzV2U