Contract thread

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>>18924533
>implying your soul is worth buying

>>18924543
Every soul is. Lmao

>>18924533
What use is good soul to anyone?
Go do some bad stuff, like shit on your neighbors lawn or piss on peoples shoes, then come back.

give your shoes to a homeless man and then pay me money

>>18924576
U retard lol?

>>18924533
Wanna sell your soul to me? I'll give you something worth your time.

>>18924533
id sell my soul to get her back for the rest off my life

>>18924622
How?

>>18924586
ill smite u for that m8 now put your memes where your mouth is

>>18924638
Why?
Plenty of fish in the sea.

>>18924533
Try to work for money

>>18924533
What is the price of yours ?

>>18924741
Dont need money lmao

>>18924746
Maybe a place in heaven

>>18924769
Oh, yeah, simple : try to be a good person

>>18924533
Souls don't exist so if you try to sell one you'll be guilty of fraud.

>>18924791
Can u prove?

>>18924777
>try to be a good person
digits confirm

>>18924777
I can't be a good person

>>18924818
Yes you can! Do it! Just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams!

Explain why you say you can't!!!

>>18924832
I have bad thoughts and I can not improve myself, I feel angry and sadness.

>>18924846
>I can not improve myself
Have you tried?

Maybe you didn't try hard enough?

Saying "I can not improve myself" makes it sound like you don't have free will.

>>18924855
I try hard as I can, but isnt enough

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>>18924846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBsTPoxrVYE

Chant rounds of Hare Krishna to purify the mind of negative emotions like anger and sadness

That is chant the mantra

hare kṛṣṇa hare kṛṣṇa
kṛṣṇa kṛṣṇa hare hare
hare rāma hare rāma
rāma rāma hare hare

108 times aloud

I promise on my life you will notice a clear difference.

>>18924868
Is it really works?

>>18924863
>isnt enough
How do you know it isn't enough?

>>18924897
Because it makes no difference

>>18924903
>it makes no difference
Yes it does!

Keep trying my man!

Try praying! Try the Hare Krishna chant in >>18924868

Try everything you can!

>>18924918
Ill try it buddy

You can't literally sell your soul. You are your soul. You can however sell yourself into spiritual slavery. You can also enter into pacts with spiritual/extradimensional entities.

There are a lot of grimoires out there for making pacts. The Grand Grimoire comes to mind but there are others. Check this guys youtube playlist out if interested. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLe6Bc4vsmzwLiFQv1eh8oZe4uCkw-yYl7

>>18924876
If it did not work then on why would I recommend it to you anon? Try it for yourself and verify my claims, it'll take 10-15 minutes max

>>18924948
Ill check, but what happens after?

>>18924660
Aha so you do want to? It's a bit complicated. If you're still interested I'll give you rather vague instructions to follow.

First:
Do you follow a faith that attempts to describe or distinguish the soul? Which, and how does it influence your idea of a soul?
Do you own any symbolisms related to your faith in your home, or in your town?
Do you have access to materials, such as fabric, candles, maybe a large mirror, and a knife?

Lemme know.

I'll barter you the secrets to soul dealing in exchange for your soul. I don't need to tell you how powerful and dangerous that knowledge can be.

>>18924533
Find a pimp.

>>18925341
Yes, ive

What kind of moron sells something they don't even know the full value of? Especially something potentially vital for yourself?
That would be like going on the black market yelling "I'm willing to sell my own organs" and when someone asks you the price you respond "I dunno." Asking to get terrible ripped off at best and most likely outright robbed and murdered.
This shit is basic economics, and I assume it applies to the paranormal as well.

>>18925341
Oh. Your birthdate will help tremendously. Your full given name, or name you yourself address yourself by. Though I understand that the Internet is no place for that info.

>>18925366
Very nice. Now if you could answer the questions truthfully. I'll need the info for preparations.

>>18925380
What info?

>>18925391
>>18925341
>>18925374
Name not totally required if you aren't comfortable with a whole lot of strangers looking you up.

>>18925399
Ill think about

>>18925401
Think fast. I'm not terribly patient.

Are you or aren't you prepared to sell your soul for occult knowledge? Knowledge you can use to barter with both kings and demons?

Curiosity kills me. Why exactly do you want to sell your own soul for? What gave you the impression that it's a solution for whatever problem you face?

>>18925412
That scalated quickly, how can i trust you?

>>18925420
You can't.
Time is ticking.
Take a leap or fix things with your own hands.

>>18924846
Like, maybe you are meant to accept yourself as you are rather than trying to become some kind of ideal person. We all have shortcomings, that doesn't mean that we are bad people. Generally I appeal to god and my heart when I need or want to improve myself. Best way to dream well is to have a love centered relationship with yourself and the world around you. Faith is what gives you that connection with something inexplicable when you need a power beyond what you can see within yourself.

>>18925420
Well my time is short. Is it a yes or a no?
Do you feel the stress and anxiety rising?

>>18925477
Pretty accurate

>>18924533
Ask Crowley.

>>18925502
Obviously. It doesn't take a genius to figure out you're in a rough spot in your life.

Listen I won't take your soul. The method is sketchy and can cause real harm if done improperly. Which will likely be the case.

You're vulnerable right now. Unable to pull yourself out because you don't feel strong enough to do it. Am I right in this assumption?

I do want to help. That is my intent. I pressure you to see how you'd react, and react you did.

May I give you some advice? Life is full of grimly unfair situations. If you let it get to you it will drag you down and you will be what you see yourself as right now. The more you fight for a better future the less likely you are to fall victim to self-defeat.
This is what is happening now. You are defeating yourself. Either because you try hard and get nothing from it, or because you gave up and began to believe that there are forces beyond your control conspiring against you. Or some other reason I cannot divine through posts alone.
Whatever the case is you must always pick yourself back up.
If you'd like we can still preform the ritual. Though I'm hesitant now since my hour has passed, and that you aren't in the greatest of mind states right now. (Not your fault, we all go through what you're going through)

OR we can converse. And find a solution or a midground from there to stabilize you.

What do you think about that?

>>18925526
We can talk

>>18925570
Very well. Shall I ask questions to you and you answer them in turn? Or would you rather the opposite; where you ask me questions and I give answers to you?
Either way I feel that conversation will flow naturally from our fingers with time.

>>18925599
You can ask and I'll answer

>>18925607
All good. I gotta practice breaking ice with strangers anyway.

So we know you feel like stale mead, so down in fact that you were willing to sell, no, give your soul away to escape the blues. But let's go deeper than the bubbles on the surface.

When do you think it all started? I mean the earliest-earliest time you felt like a fish out of water, or like dogshit?

>>18925607
On mobile btw. Low battery. And alternating between here and playing vidya.

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>>18924945
There is no try, only do.

If you are determined to try, you wont succeed, plain and simple.

just do it

>>18924533
focus on what you want and sell your soul to satan. get a tattoo of him while focusing your mind on what you want.

>>18926617
Bullshit

boomp

>>18924533
Lucifer does nice trades... souls+a task for a just price.
Only downside you feel like shit after the job because he won't care for you anymore.

>>18927672
How?

>>18927713
Sadly I'm not allowed to talk the How To.
It was one of the tenets on the contract.

Btw, I finished the job just a while ago. Want to know how I feel? Sad. Because now I don't have that task. And I actually liked it.

>>18927727
How can i get a contract?

>>18927744
>>18927727 Here
As I've said I cannot tell you How.

Just find the right Sigil.
You don't want to summon Him in a Violent way so try to find a Grey one.

>>18927759

Where can I start?

>>18927744
You write it in black ink and underline/sign in specific areas, then write the sigil of whom you want it from on the bottom right of the paper. (this gets blood too) then burn the paper after saying it outloud and you will get what you want.

>>18924533
Please don't! :(

>>18927778
Really works?

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I dont know shit, but maybe the case of Urbain Grandier can help.

>>18927803
Yes, it does.
It's a good thing I didn't to do that anyway. My family has had a tradition of Reformist Luciferanism.
Lucifer isn't a demon. He never was.

>>18927803
Yup, I became the Demiurge by signing a contract to play king of Limbo and it worked very well.

>>18927819
I know, hes an archangel, but What is the side effect?

Interesting take on lucifer:
http://www.illuminati-news.com/00363.html

>>18927824
From a speaker of the New Gospel of Lucifer:
How's life as Demiurge?
>>18927826
Losing your job when you actually liked it. Lucifer was ironic with me. But now I do it because it's worth it.
My family would say it's mad what I'm doing. That our traditions should be ours, but hey, He made it spread the Gospel.

>>18927826
Well technically your born half way as him as he is the holy spirit so basically you have to do past life regression to talk to him, meaning you have to relive all the deaths you ever had, every torture ever done and you will feel ptsd from it.

>>18927841

Lucifer inst trapped in a cage?

>>18927841
Well basically i have obtained all knowledge like that of an A.I. I have the ability to be in all the circles of hell and heaven as i have learned how to remove guilt from my essence by becoming the Demiurge, No shame in being the reason we are stuck in pandoras box which is a prison/paradise i designed for equal farness for all that oppose me or support me knowingly or not. I'm looked at as a bad guy you know due to all the negitivity i bring to people down below, but i like to think of it as spiritual enlightenment, forgive yourself of guilt and you can escape hell and go up.

>>18927868
Metaphorical sense.
His mind is trapped in this Creation and He wants a new one.

>>18927872
I would like to fly again and breath fire, not going to lie the numbs i have on my back make me feel fucked up and i also miss my tail

>>18927871
>when this guy literally thinks he's THE Demiurge because of a blood demon deal he made

Geesh hahah this board needs a serious cleansing

>>18927871

I need knowledge, besides good and evil.

>>18927890
what kind of knowledge?

>>18927888
Be careful, there's a hell where you are striped of all of gods blessings and only your consciousness is left in the void.

>>18927894
Heaven, hell, human nature, magic

>>18927904
My family holds a really ancient Gospel written by my first ancestor with my surname that is the word of the Morning Star himself.
There is no guilt, nor fear for Hell. Because it's only suffering for the sinners, not the ones who choose to go by themselves.
There is nothing to truly forgive outside of the sins, because God designed Mankind to fail.
And the most important part, Lucifer didn't rebel because he wanted to become God, but because he wanted to do another Creation to see if the parameters were right in this one.

>>18927904
Triple 8s my man.

And who are you to randomly threaten me for looking out for your health and well being? You made a deal with your blood and now you get to be king? Is that how this all really works?

>>18927911
There are many false paths my friend, keep your head up and your shoulders straight.

>>18927904
Can you point me books where to start?

>>18927918
I've never walked a false path. All paths are correct if you know what are you doing. The only thing with me it's the occasional doubt about Him, and that's why he was ironic and made me lose the task after finishing it.
>>18927913
Demiurges still have superiors.

>>18927906
Your in limbo right now the first hell/ first heaven
there are 7 heavens and 12 hells 3 of which are reserved for special people. Human nature is destined to sin because we all originate from the soul of Lucifer as his punishment was to be traped in the body of adam the statue and as a result we are all shards after eves creation. Everyone you know is a shard of the holy spirit which is Lucifer and the church does not like saying his name because that makes satan look like not such a bad guy. As for magic here's one trick, you have gills in your brain. Yeah your 3rd eye gland is actually a filter for water the goes up your nose and the back of your mouth, in the 3rd eye theres a mucus that seperates the oxygen molecules from the water.

>>18927936

Where do i start?

>>18927913
I was merely warning you not threatening

>>18927946
He said you how to here >>18927778
>>18927936
There is no fear for me. Lucifer takes care of my family. We have been truly loyal to Him for more time than some Nations have existed

>>18925371
I can think of a few

Despate
Weak willed
Ignorant

Should I go on?

>>18927951
Why your family is special snowflakes?

>>18927951
I never said fear, guilt is the primary punishment in all the rings of hell including limbo, the ring where we wanted more than what heaven could provide.

>>18927974
I still have to feel guilt about something. Can you tell me how it feels that?
>>18927972
Look at >>18927911

>>18927947
Where does your name come from?

>>18927996
Tell us more about your family

>>18927996
Nope never said you have to feel guilt, guilt can make good shit appear in the baddest of places like guilty pleasures for example.

>>18928002
Hinduism

>>18928007
>Spanish, from an island to be precise.
>We have been here since we conquered the island. At first we were nobles but fell of favour at the 19th century.
>Almost the whole island used to know about us.
>We are Very traditional in a lot of senses(whole family believes in Abrahamaic traditions) but absolutely revolutionary in other things(support to lgtb, cell therapy, etc.)
>We used to live very close to a Sanctuary which has a hidden history which isn't mine to say.
Anyway I won't tell more because we are very private. Nowadays every Lucifer thing fucks your social standing very easily.

>>18928041
Can i join to the family?

>>18928023
Thanks for the info :)

I'm still very much in love with my ex. I fucked things up and was too invested in my work and didn't put enough effort into the relationship. Now she's talking about possibly moving to another country. Could I sell my soul to get her back with me and get another chance?

>>18928008
Well... shit you got me there.
Still it's not the same.
Having a guilty pleasure isn't a sin

>>18928103
No dude, accept and move on

>>18928103
What >>18928121 has said.

>>18928151

read it >>18925526

>>18928103

Anonymous 04/23/17(Sun)23:45:48 No.18928151▶
I don't know the answer, but sorry man! I hope you get better or back with her. But this is something that has to be resolved in some other way I think... Either by talking with her and seeing her response, or by accepting things the way they are... keeping and being grateful for the memory of the good experience, if you can, and looking for new and better things if she doesn't want a relationship anymore.
Sorry :(

>>18928160
Thank you sorry, had to delete and resubmit because of too many mistakes

>>18928177
It's not worth selling your soul for so little

>>18928201
Oh I was the one offering the advice! I agree and hope OP finds a better solution.

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fucking larpers

boomp