It's Friday,
lets do this!
>>18920007
>the moon is a goddamn machine
>some dormant volcanoes held defunct stargates buried inside
>Reptilians and ayy lmao
>Pyramid, Stonehenge, kind of ancient monuments are actually relay station for ancient aliens
>>18920007
>ghosts
>it's happening
The rest of the list is a fucking joke
>>18920007
>Moon Base
>Hollow Earth
>Alien Selfie
>Simulated Reality
>9/11
>Antigravity/Free Energy
>Other ---> DUMBS baby. They're everywhere.
Another thing to mention, everything I've listed is connected. The other stuff on that list is bullshit, IMO.
Everything, nothing and all in between.
>>18920007
>the jews doing 9/11 is on the same list as all this crazy schizo shit
whatcha doin, rabbi?
>>18920007
i remember years ago there was one of these threads, and someone took all the little drawings and put them together into a big scene. it was pretty cool.
good times.
>>18920161
hawt
>>18920007
>>18920007
>>18920245
put a warning next time on that spoopy image I wasn't ready to get spooped by spoopy skeleton
>nothing is real
>There's aliens visiting earth.
>We are living in an era of undisclosed population control.
>There exists a primordial civilization that spawned the rest of the civilizations.
>Something unusual it's happening in Europe and it directly affects it's citizens.
>The power collapses in the US are a sympthom of something else.
>>18920258
>They've been here longer than us
r8 me
>pls no bully
>>18920407
How's the world hollow?
Here ya go.
>mars and luna hold evidence of prior civilization
>human civilization is much older than established by mainstream history and is not necessarily native to the earth
>earth has seen profound number of cycles of advanced civilizations rise and fall
>"aliens" are not necessarily extraterrestrial in origin
>there is no NWO/Illuminati (at least not anymore), the world is rudderless and TPTB like to project an amount of influence they do not wield
i think that's about it
>>18920416
>>18920007
The moon puts out its own cooling lights and shifts out of dimensions or is selectively transparent when dark since you can sometimes see planets and stars through it.
And space doesn't exist.
>>18920494
I just remember the most important one. I believe the rapture will occur on September 23rd of this year.
>>18920407
hollow earth masterrace
>>18920407
Can I get a quick rundown on hollow earth?
>>18920352
Draconian / 10
>>18920438
K Y S
Y
S
>>18920441
pretty sure admiral Byrd was supposed to have been in Antarctica near the south pole, commanding operation highjump.
>>18920608
what is the calculator for?
Green = Believe
Yellow = Not sure if fully believe
Red = Don't believe
>>18920903
Gematria and math major.
>>18920914
>believes in Mandela Effect
>and not in Bogdanoff
Not sure if I'd waifu you
Especially not if you're a trap
Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
>>18920007
> Simulated Reality
> Time Travel
> Jesus
>>18920924
Seems like you'd want some trig functions on that bitch.
but what do I know. I'm just a firefighter.
>>18920940
My beliefs are always up for change if I see enough proof. A few years ago I didn't even believe in the Mandela effect.
The Bogdonoff's just still feel like a new idea to me I guess.
>Especially not if you're a trap
I'm not.
>>18920914
good one. I had intended to put CERN/Dimension Jumping/Mandela Effect on there, but totally spaced it.
Humans got eternal life technology. They got this a long time ago. They use machines, far away, to flex their muscles. They plan forcing all humans live. They want to be sure they live.
---------_________---------
Humans got eternal life technology. This happened thousands of years ago. They use machines to control, flex, their muscles to plan what is happening. They plan because they know if all humans live then the humans who get eternal life technology live. Many humans were dying while the humans who get eternal life were trying to plan how to force all humans live, and many humans ARE dying while the humans ARE trying to plan how to force all humans live.
--------_________---------
Humans accessed eternal life technology...thousands of years earlier than now. They mingled, cooperated, conflicted, and married humans not accessing eternal life technology. They are savage by their reliance of computer controlled muscle flexing technologies of electricity caused at body by computers far of miles. Thus they learn simple methods of forcing eternal life. All humans are forced to live since if all humans live then humans who access eternal life technology are among those humans living. The history/herstory of humans dying is while the savages are forced (flexing caused by machines) to live their best try to force all humans live.
>>18921000
It's mostly memes.
[spoiler]I think.[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I hope.[/spoiler]
As for Mandela, I like to think it's some collective flaws in out memory that's just one of the many things that makes us human.
The real redpill is the earth being simultaneously flat and hollow and bees being the dominant species
>>18921011
GOD DAMNIT YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER.
IF YOU'RE GOING TO SPAM YOUR BULLSHIT ALL UP IN THIS THREAD, AT LEAST LEARN HOW TO WRITE/EXPRESS YOURSELF COHERENTLY, YOU FUCKING WASTE OF OXYGEN.
I believe in time travel and the mormon conspiracy. In the 90s there were hundreds of thousands of fundamentalists. And around 40000 people died. Families suicided within compounds after being harassed by feds and threatening to destroy their families. The us did nothing but say 349 people in compound a suicided. Over and over again. 9/11 in the other other dimension was controlled demo. Nobody was in there. Everybody knew the buildings were going to be demolished they posed an environmental hazard. However they used these events to relocate the surviving fundamentalist for economic prosperity. Basically in the other timeline arabs didnt do a terror attack.
>>18921047
Oh dear, some poor illiterate does not know how to get out of caps lock mode.
Dat moment when you're trying to put an apple between your teeth so both of your hands are free so you can type...but you biting and the apple will fall except if you grab it and push it between your teeth! lol. I had a savage moment caused by hunger.
ANYWAYS...I'm posting now.
>>18921047
I learned how to express myself coherently. Check this beautiful art: http://kylelewissisonweathers.blogspot.com/2017/04/corporations-are-not-people-amendment.html .
Puts the assemblymembers and senators of State of California to sword.
Got anything to share? I am despair code, and I'm reading.
I'm an Esoteric Hitlerist! Highest level attained!
>>18921187
>Kyle Lewis Bison Weathers
Hanz announces he's taking a month off and a just as stupid blubber face ozzes into to fill the void.
>>18921205
HEY. My leg muscles are well muscled, and my lungs are strong. I can run a good mile and a half military physical fitness standard. I am a little fat...but you might know from how my previous work events have been...that during go time sometimes I super starve...so this fat might be lifesaving since I won't be getting my energy from muscle degeneration. Also that picture is maybe a month earlier than now? I'd post an other picture but I just got done with the amendment...and I'm relaxing by seeing what I can do at /x/.
Also... MORE. I want MOOORE information than just something like muttering.
My timing to send the amendment to Sacramento is whenever I move out of the apartment I'm staying at. My adopted, "dad" isn't really into me being political. I send twitters and emails to Corey Goode and David Wilcock.
BTW I take whatever time off I need...because I earned the right to represent USA to our interplanetary and extraorbital comrades. They know my USA is both hot and cold blood. They will work with me whether or not there are commanders of USA who I recognize...and though I DO recognize some commanders. If you need me now then come at me anytime. I'm staying with a guy who adopted me, whos name is on a birth certificate of State of Colorado which I use, and who is currently private contracting and actively working at a military base at California. You can contact me through him. You can contact me through my blog.
>>18921254
Whatever, fatty.
>>18920441
t. gravity expert
>>18920352
Holy shit, not again
>>18920227
you forgot:
>They are a forced meme that was never fun.
I'm boring...
Skeptical enough to question mainstream stuff and wonder about paranormal events. But also turn that skepticism and criticism on conspiracies and everything paranormal.
Everyone is full of shit
Ghosts: when one dies under certain circumstances they leave behind a detectable "photocopy" of what they once were in life. It can learn and interact to a degree.
Flat Earth: The world we live in is flat. The north pole at the center and Antarctica forming an ice wall around the outer circumference. Idk how it terminates. Idk about a firmament.
911: Wan an inside job af. Controlled demolition to push an agenda.
Zionists: Not traditionally religious so not 100% on the luciferian part but the. Illusion of the government's of the world are created and controlled by a relatively small cabal of Zionist jews mostly, royalties, and industrialists, ect.
Other beliefs: "God" is all of us and everything we experience. I wouldn't even refer to it as God so much as it is "Being", existing in existence. If at one time there was an entity who by its own nature was all knowing and all-powerful that the only logical conclusion it could come to would have been for it to divide itself into incidental singular identities for the sole purpose of being existence itself. To experience all there is: hopelessness and faith, Good and Evil, pain and pleasure, and all of dichotomy: to forget oneself in order to re-learn the true nature of its own being and all of its infinite possibilities.
>>18920007
I don't believe in anything. I put down AI singularity because it's unusual, but while I think it's plausible I don't quit "believe" it absolutely will happen, I just think there's a chance it might happen given the progression of technology.
The way I view things, I look for every way that a given proposal or hypothesis can be shredded to pieces. I expose my ideas to criticism and falsification and reject all but the most undeniably reliable facts about reality, no matter how I personally feel or how invested I've become.
I am ready and willing to believe any and all of the items on this list that aren't logically impossible, just as soon as I see good evidence that they exist.
I'm not swayed by testimonials, hearsay, baseless conjecture and fallacious reasoning but by falsifiable hypotheses subjected to rigor, and so far nothing under the umbrella of 'the supernatural' has done that.
>>18920007
>>18920007
ayy lmao
>>18921726
lol is that texas being crossed out on your shirt? laughed pretty hard when I saw that.
>>18920007
I feel like 3 colours isn't enough to express my varying degrees of belief haha.
>>18921778
Conspiratard** ( I am too retarded to spell check )
>>18921032
cute
>>18920597
my man
>>18920007
I believe the greys are actually time travelling humans from the future who have evolved past the point of recognition. They occasionally stop by to study us.
No, I do not wear this outfit to the local store.
R8
>>18920438
Trap?
I want to see that hair.
Surprised you believe in the 9/11 inside job conspiracy, but don't believe so much in the NWO conspiracy?
I mean fair enough really, I just think they go hand in hand
>>18921941
I really like that theory but the one I heard is more like they got cloning damage or some shit from being super future versions of humanity and are now traveling back in time to harvest organs etc for research.
also
>>18921032
>>18920914
Hi
>>18920007
Time travel may be possible one day, but for some reason I feel like it would only be going into the future and not the past.
Free energy probably exists. Probably have teslas designs hidden in a safe in a bunker deep in the earth
Sorry, no mouse, only pad thing, best I can do
>>18922018
Fair enough
Nice hair
>>18922053
Sometimes you gotta tell your barber to fuck your shit up you know
>>18920007
I'm not in the mood to draw my tulpa right by me
>>18922199
do it
>>18920227
>They learned fluent French in under a week
Do people not realise these guys are French? Is it another case of Americans assuming everything comes from their third-world shithole country?
>>18920007
Yeah I believe the Jews exist.
>>18920283
>>18920245
Which is spoopier, the skellyspoop or Baron Ghost von Boospoop IV?
>>18920007
just the jews and zionist ones
fucking kikes need to be gassed
>>18922213
shill pls go
everything unmarked is just stuff i don't really have enough information to form an opinion on.
>>18922213
You are a retard.
>>18922224
interesting
does it harm you?
>>18922769
No. Thanks to her I'm actually not in such bad shape, even if it's only because she keeps telling me "do 70 push-ups or I don't let you shitpost today" over and over.
>>18920161
Edgy
>>18920227
this shit was never fun
>>18920007
Gray is maybe.
>>18922792
Hehe, I like her
>>18923247
London
>>18923249
What's in London?
>>18923257
L O N D O N
>>18923260
Are you London?
>>18922809
Revised version because I shouldn't try to draw when im half asleep.
>>18920007
>>18923282
Then leave lol
im getting the impression that i don't believe in enough conspiracies to be on this board ;>.>
>>18923290
cute
>>18923257
a le ebin /fit/ may may
>>18923287
No, I like it here.
>>18923316
You's right
>>18920007
>Moon Base
>Alien Selfie Picture
>Ancient Astronaut Theories
>Time Travel
>9/11 inside job/jews
>Antigravity/Free Energy Technology
>New World Order
>It's happening!!!
>Grays/Reptillians
>Humanity not from Earth
>Zeitgeist
>Human Cattle for Alien Farmers
>Subtle human genocide for Earth's repopulation by Alien species through political correctness, feminism, homosexuality, abortion, the wars in the Middle-East
>Enslavement of Humanity through Musk's implant ideas
>Multiverse
>All proclaimed magic is merely sophisticated technology we cannot replicate right now
>>18922336
What do you think will happen to ghosts when the sun destroys the Earth?
>>18923336
i dunno man, i've never thought about that before
>>18920007
>Ghosts
>Time Travel
>Skeletons
>Fairies
>>18920161
>Shamanism/Animism
Taking this.
if you don't believe in skeletons, explain this photo
>>18923645
weather balloon
>>18923645
swamp gas
>>18923645
you expect me to believe this photoshop?
>>18923698
>>18923705
sry didn't mean to reply to someone in that post
>>18920007
Only Simulated reality
>>18920007
>>18921964
THEM DRAWING SKILLS
>>18920007
Ghosts
Hollow earth might be possible, with an advenced enough civilization
Sigil Magic
Anchient Astronaut
Time Travel
succubus
skinwalkers
9/11
Antigravity/FET
Other: Third eye, Lucid dreaming, astral projection, Tulpas (want to do this one but don't have the focus), Demons/Angels, Some form of creator, I got a lot more but don't feel like writing them.
Now i feel bad because the other anons put effort into theirs...
>>18923957
forgot the fucking pic.
>>18923818
anon, i'm coming for you...
I think there are holes in the Earth that have crazy undiscovered stuff in them, but not a massive hollow center.
>>18923645
lens flare
>>18922336
nice hat
>>18923962
Have a (You) because post death waifus sounds really good
>>18923957
>>18923962
>feel bad about not using effort
>I post >>18923989 soon after
don't feel bad, you're better than I am
>>18920007
>>18924020
thanks, anon. I hope you meet your waifu when you die.
>>18924060
wow, look at this asshole, putting effort into things. Ha ha! ha...ha...
>>18924090
what the fuck are those lumps? reminds me of the scene in "The Mummy" when the the cockroach crawls underneath someone's skin.
>>18924088
i did that in like 5 minutes max
>>18920051
ayy, it's the dude from the living alone thread. Are you a dedicated tripfag now?
>>18923290
tits or gtfo
>>18924121
they didn't draw tits on their avatar, they might be a trap, or a dude with long hair.
>>18920352
5/10 made me jej
>>18923970
Skellingtons will protect me.
>>18920597
ebin
>>18924130
how do you know the skeletons aren't against you too?
>>18920007
>>18924139
>doesn't believe in bogdanoff and skeletons
>lazy drawing
brainlet detected
>>18922792
Do you fuck her?
TFW never gona meet any of these girls that believe the same dumb shit you do =(
>>18923797
OOOO EEE I DANT SAHPOZE YA BEHLEAV IN LEPREHCAWNS TOO LAHD
>>18924153
They're either fat, ugly, or these 'witch' types. You're not missing much.
>there are anons here drawing pictures of girls as themselves
>>18924090
nice blinder zits
topkek
>>18920352
1111111111111.
OOga booga
this is an example of "funny" propaganda. in reality niggers have tiny micropenises. >>18924278
>>18924170
>state capitalism
Lol when will you ancap kiddos realize state is a device used to enforce federal oppression. It's literally the same coin working towards the same goal no matter how you spin it
>>18924298
>implying im an ancaps
>>18920914
Spent more time on the drawing than anything else
>>18924278
>>18924295
>>18924298
>>18924326
/pol/ sewer crap has arrived. It was a decent run.
here
>>18920914
>tfw no qt /x/ gf
>>18920007
Other beliefs: there are only two genders.
(But seriously speaking I believe magic and the gods are real to a certain extent)
I can't draw for my life. Picture a skinny 5"11 man with medium black hair combed into a mushroom cut and no facial pubes. Wears comfy loose clothing and a leather jacket.
>>18924845
And who apparently can't post a picture cuz Jewish phone apps won't allow me to access them.
>>18920352
dammn
>>18921941
I saw that movie too
>>18922224
holy shit
>>18924121
SFW board
>>18925146
Post them on /b/?
>>18921726
kek. this job is definitely not worth eleven five a year
>>18922235
you need to be curb stomped
>>18924407
Nooooooooooo, this was epic don't let a couple morons ruin it!
>>18924407
>NO FUN ALLOWED
>>18925192
>fun
stop
>>18920007
>>18920441
Dat physics tho
I'm still unsure about the moon.
>>18921964
>Donut Earth
What the fuck is that?
P- Probable
U- Unlikely
W- Lolwut
D- Denial
?- I don't know what this is
N- No
M- Maybe
Y- Yes
>>18923645
Misidentification
>>18920608
I thought we had to blow up the moon to end reincarnation?
>>18925260
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
I also believe in the Collective belief becomes reality theory.
>>18920230
>gods, demons, angels, and other spirits are all real
>not Jesus though
>>18924146
Surprisingly no
I just like to read the greentext stories at laugh at the conspiracy theorists. I'm more interested in psychology and metal illness.
Wish I had something to reply to people with, but I generally don't understand how people can believe in things that, to me, seem more memetic than anything else.
>>18925514
You seem like a very boring person.
>>18925524
Thanks. Bouncing off the walls isn't my cup of tea.
>>18925536
No, not the "what a chill guy" kind of boring, i mean the "oh, this cunt..." kind of boring.
>>18925539
That's what I thought you meant, senpai.
>>18925256
I was just taking the piss.
Earth is a donut that is getting flatter by the day, which creates hotter weather and makes nerve gas leak out of the ground
>>18925543
Then why are you thanking me? Unless you hate yourself and like being degraded, you shouldn't thank someone for insulting you.
>>18925547
Because boring is boring and being boring is okay by me.
>>18920007
Jesus was a Buddha
Elites=1% and are all connected through bloodlines and blackmail.
The Earth is hollow
Gang stalkers live in the hollows of Earth.
>>18920007
>Ghosts
>Simulated reality
>I don't see how you could believe in simulated reality and discount entirely the possibility of time travel, but I don't have any idea of how I imagine it would function.
>All women are succubi
>Jesus is Lord. Take it as you will.
>It's happening.
>>18920227
keep forcing that meme fella.
>>18925572
oh and everything about the jews, obviously
plus all of the yet unimagined jew plots that no goyim has ever heard of
Hi
>>18925612
post chest with shirt on picture
must have timestamp
>>18920007
>>18925615
I'm not at home right now `___>’
I was trying to draw this shirt but I got lazy
>>18925683
show us a picture of your hair
>>18925679
QT /x/ members do exist!
and they called me crazy for wanting to believe.
>>18925679
nice
>>18925727
my hair,s always a mess, thats why i cant draw it
Just now coming back to /x/ and the only thing on that list I dont know about is the alien selfie
what is that about
>>18925165
Back to le reddit for you my gay friend.
>>18925822
eh you did it well
>>18925835
The site went down simultaneously when a picture of an alien and a tree was posted.
I have around 30 versions of the pic and I'm not a serious collector.
>>18925845
So no one has the actual pic archived or anything?
>>18925822
damn daddy
>>18925849
It seems like there is no trace of the the "real" picture of an alien selfie but there is a fuck ton of badly photoshopped clones of what people claim it looked like.
>>18925867
spooky
you'd think someone would've saved it
>>18925845
>>18925878
This is why I cant believe it.
so a "real" photo is leaked. FBI/NSA/CIA whatever go full on SHUT IT DOWN mode.
4chan goes offline. thread and picture gets scrubbed.
that is a bit crazy but ok it could happen.
BUT THEN! anyone who saved it to there HDD has to have it remotely accessed and deleted which is like fuckin Erratas / Marianas web AI level access. that is just too implausible IMO.
Nothing. Really. But i like to read about this stuff.
>>18920057
>being this bluepilled
I also believe in a kind of creative spiritual energy, nothing religious, just something behind the urge to create and generate genuinely new things
>>18925679
kawaii
>>18925131
What movie? I really wanna watch it to see if it's depicted the same way I'm imagining it
ok.
i love you
>>18926063
y-you too
>>18926055
What is your opinion on Smoleńsk?
>>18924161
>tfw missed a chance to be the LaVey-toting edgemeister in high school and bang the less chubby goth witches.
>>18924060
>That hair
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
>>18921930
Thank
>>18921984
Hi
Why even am I this?
>>18925278
R I D E I T
I
D
E
I
T
>>18926150
good question
>>18926074
My opinion:
terrbile weather + terrible, old airport + high pressure to land = fatal accident
BUT!
There is a polish conspiracy theorist (with a PhD in Philisophy) who devoted his whole life (lost job in academia and got publicly ridiculed in the media) to proving his "two place/plane theory". The guy started posting an immensly detailed blog 7 years ago and is still active and has somewhat of a following. According to him the whole thing was a Psy-OP staged by russians ("maskirovka"). There was no crash, the plane was safely landed, all the passengers where taken to another remote place in a different plane and few of them where in fact killed but something like 90 people where rescued by americans and... they live to this day in hiding. According to the theory Lech Kaczynski is a tactical genius and will one day come out of the shadow to defeat Putin once and for all.
For me the whole thing is a tragedy in a different area, because Smolensk had build a political mythos and pushed populist party Law and Justice to power.
>>18926199
Rozważ samobójstwo.
Wait wait wait wait... so a historical person that was Jesus is apparently someone to be BELIEVED to exist? LOL, there are more historical writings about him than about Julius Cesar if you never knew (and I'm not counting Bible here of course).
>>18925278
JUMP ON IT
U
M
P
O
N
I
T
guess so
It was incredibly shitty trying to draw on my phone. Wish I still had my old pic.
>>18920352
it was something
>>18926112
cool drawing
i believe in you, efg
>>18926225
Oh, a hateful polaczek. Please go back on your shithole karachan. This is a place of discussion, you don't really fit in here. Thank you.
https://youtu.be/7dA5qoTOa3Q
>>18920007
Don't believe in anything, per se.
>>18925256
>>18923645
That's a wind-chime.
>>18926402
>>18924278
>>18924295
>>18925192
Pretty sure that racisms are only allowed on /b/.
>>18926410
But that is actually happening. The solar system travels at 514,000 mph around the galactic center.
>>18924155
yeah, forgot to mention that.
>>18925679
nice hair faggot
>>18920352
kek is cuck
>>18923247
>>demons, gods, spirits
>>no jesus
^^^^^
>>18926455
Wow how boring. No wonder you're bald.
>>18926605
I meant like. As a very spiritual yet normal human person: Yes. As the literal son of God: No
>>18920007
These have nothing to do with paranormal things (except ghosts). Go and fuck yourself OP.
>>18920181
>>18926451
this
also how can anyone believe in free energy? how retarded do you have to be?
>>18920007
Ghost
Ancient Astronaut
Time travel
9/11
Free Energy
OP's desire to have a penis in his mouth
>bogdanoffs exist
>Skeletons exist
>Jesus was a historical figure
>>18925901
I thought so too
And then it's revealed the NSA actually can do that
>>18920507
kek that's most likely google's algorithm thinking it spotted a face too and censoring it for privacy
Remember it sometimes automatically censors cows' faces
>>18924138
Oh shit, you're right.
>>18920007
>>18927069
Can't draw at the moment, but I did this.
damn, this is realy good thread
>>18923989
>that shirt
geg
>>18920597
Yes
>>18920352
faggy fag you pussy r.
>>18921964
>Not wearing outfit to local stores
What are you, self conscious or somethin'?
>>18920007
>>18920352
u a funny green bunny cute ufo igor !!!!!!1
>>18920007
>>18920007
>>18923247
Cute drawing
>>18920007
Reporting
>>18920007
>>18927516
Danke
>>18920007
>tfw too normalfag for nu-/x/
>>18927548
kill yourself roastie
>>18926413
It's 4chan
>>18927548
oh my god what happened to your LEGS
>>18928334
They were burned in a horrible fire. They are fake legs.
>>18920007
https://archived.moe/x/thread/18928657
Rh-
Rh-neg
Rh-Null
Rh Null
Rh-Negative
Rh Negative
Rhesus Negative
>>18921520
Das a good one
>>18923645
Guy in a monkey suit.
>>18920007