I just got divine messages from the universe of someone getting their face bit off by a hippo. Anyone see any news of such happening recently or maybe it will happen soon?
What the fuck are you doing with your life
>>18918128
it happens a lot man
>>18918128
you may have lost your marbles
>>18918128
An acquaintance who done kayak tours in Africa told me that in areas with both hippos and crocodiles, more people die from hippo attacks than crocs. The females are the worst, especially when there are young hippos nearby. They can easily smash a small boat in half with one bite.
This is why the Egyptians depicted the goddess Tawaret, who protects kids, as a female hippo.
>>18918535
I'd fuck it.
>>18919908
WUZ
>>18920336
KANGZ
Shut the fuck up! Why do people like you shit up this board with your autistic bullshit!?
>>18918206
FPBP
Also sage