Unexplained Pictures on phone

you accidentally took a picture while shitfaced shlump from sleepiness. tell your girlfriend to calm her tits.

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>it's yet another "I found something odd on my phone/computer" thread

The lowest common-denominator, low effort, 'mystery' starter there is.

that is very clearly your fucking hand. stop being an idiot.

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>>18916795
It can't be this, I sleep continually with no awakenings. My phone is always charging overnight about a metre away from where I sleep.

>>18916807
I'm pretty certain I'd remember taking a blurry picture of my hand in the middle of the night.

>>18916844
You should be killed in your sleep for owning a chair that ugly.

>>18916803
These aren't all that common, I probably see about 2 a week, which is nothing compared to the one a day flat earth and chem trail threads.

>>18916856
Its a leg rest thing, I use it because its a good height from my bed, and behind that is a bunch of shirts I'm going to sell

>>18916849
no, you wouldn't. you'd be surprised how many times you wake up in the middle of the night, do something, and then forget about it next morning. it's kinda like dreams where it's extremely forgettable.

>>18916870
I'm a sound sleeper, I don't wake up for shit. Trust me on this anon, I didn't wake up and take it, especially on a phone that you have to spend a reasonable amount of time to get it to actually take a picture.

>>18916882
i know people who've had conversations in the middle of the night, went to bed and didn't remember having them the other day.

it's happened to me and i'm extremely hard to wake up.

The strange thing is that you have a girlfriend while you're posting in 4Chan.

So my girlfriend says that shes seen the picture somewhere before, and about 5 minutes after seeing the picture her shelf with 2 paperback books fell off the wall.

oh lol i thought op was actually stupid but he's just making shit up

>>18916907
The shelf thing is freaky. It is freaky your shelf building skills are so lacking as her boyfriend/butch lesbo lover. Get a set of time life books. Learn to build a better shelf in which to contain them.

>>18916932
Shit, I'm no longer spooked about the demon shit on my phone, but my shelf mounting skills are really what's spooky here. Anon would you mind giving me some tips? I got the whole drill hole in wall and put plastic thing in and put a screw in and glue it and stick some wood on the wall, am i missing something?

>>18916844
seems like a shithole
what is this thing hanging, a cougar carpet your mom gave you?

>>18917009
Nah like 20 checkered shirts from the past 4 years, I'm going to sell them all

>>18916954
Sure buddy. You need to locate your studs and get a level. The rest is as easy as putting up a fucking shelf.

>>18917031
Don't you need to make sure there isn't any pipes behind the drill hole and shit? How do you do this

>>18917039
stud finder. Pipe is not going to be at chest height at the stud... unless you are the little bitch I suspect.

>>18917045
Studs? I'll just pretend I know what that is and drill two holes using a pencil and a ruler and hope for the best

I personally can't use a stud finder.

Every time I go to the hardware store, all the stud finders start going off like crazy... and the checkout girl fingers herself while glaring at me.

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>>18917058
A (You) has never been more well deserved
Congratulations.

anyone want to buy anons outdated clothing from the 90's. obviously a gimmick to sale the shirts.

Post pics of your shitty malfunctioning bookshelf so we /diy/ers can laugh at your sorry ass.

>>18917181
Fuck off... I am trying to sell time-life shell building books here.

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>>18917196
That's at my girlfriends place, instead you can look at this derailed sliding door

>>18916844
>My phone is always charging overnight about a metre away from where I sleep.

It's like you want your battery to be useless

>>18917222
Dude... tell me that is a photoshop.

Someone make this into a screamer and get it on DIY stat

>>18917232
What the fuck else am I supposed to do when I've ran the battery down during the day? Wake up an hour after I plug it in too unplug it?

>>18917233
Nope, used to be a nice sliding door until my uncles started fighting between the doors and one of them jumped into it causing the crack in the wallpaper and drywall. Still looking for tips on how to fix tho.

>>18916773
the only thing i can guarantee from that picture is that you are non-white or live in a non-white country

>>18917242
Incorrect on both.

>>18917237
You could ask the ghost in that picture to unplug your phone when it gets to 100%.

>>18917240
Gonna have to replace the track and maybe re frame it to make it right, then patch up and paint the walls.

If you rent, i'd move.

>>18917254
Shiet, I got a ghostbro now

>>18917265
Couldn't I just jimmy the sliding door under the track and then get it back in place? Honestly replacing the track and reframing it sounds difficult. Jeez I wish my dad was still here to do this shit

>>18917270
You can always turn a negative into a positive anon.

Could we please get back to the topic of what an unimaginative role playing faggot op is?

>muh blurry spooky unexplained photo

Could there literally be anything more cliche? It's like this is a troll.

>>18917280
Honestly it isn't, but since no ones taking it serious I'm gathering tips and know-how on how to fix my house and my girlfriends shelf.

>>18917275
Yeah. Make sure the rollers are in the right spot. It wont work smooth or look right. It will also jump track again and again.

Am I a ghostbuster now?

>>18917293
I don't think there is rollers on there anymore I remember picking them up a year ago and throwing them away, there's just a metal rod about 2cm in diameter or like quater of an inch
And yes, you're the one I'm going to call when something's strange in my house and also relates to diy in some way.

>>18917303
You need a new set of doors.

>>18917313
Well shit, I think the ghost might of been my dad telling me to fix the fucking house.

Remember when /x/ actually talked about dangerous ghosts in their houses and astral projecting to a different galaxy?

Shit like this is killing threads

>>18917319
Son... it is me! I am talking to you across space... and time... and Time Life Books home repair series!

>>18917321
This board is dead anyway.

>>18917327
Oh shit dad, what do I need fix first?
Is this how you can move on from being trapped here, if I fix everything in the house?

>>18917339
Fix your testicles! No kids. Fuck bitches and die in debt and in some really funny way.

>>18917374
The likeness to my dad is uncanny, could actually be him for all I know, anyway I'm going to sleep, if this thread is still up in the morning I'll take a look but I guess if its down I'll go by the name of broken house guy from this point on

>>18917389
It very well may be me. I used to bang lots of rough broads.