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Pajeet anon here, gonna post a few good spoops I experienced

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Pajeet anon here, gonna post a few good spoops I experienced living here in India.
Buckle up lads, typing as fast I can
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Hooray for new stuff BUT everybody: type your stuff up first, proof it, then post. If you piece-meal it people get bored between posts and usually use the time to attack you and your tale. OP, if I was you I'd delete then start again when ready.
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>>18915983
You gonna post about the poopoo police?
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>>18915991
Yes do what this guy says, then kill your pleb self
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>be me, lil pajeet around 7 years old
>grandpa always tells about spoopy stories of his village
>Fucking village poorfags
>One summer vacation I go to my village for the first time
>Typical indian stuff, cows, farms, good food
>And fucking skinwalkers, or whatever fancy names you fags call them
>Lanky, weird, long arms, little to no hair on head, abduct kids and sometimes adults
>Didn't knew about them, just played on our farmhouse all day
>Wandered a little too far, keep in mind I was a fucking dumb kid
>village was typical on the edge of a forest, elephants and other animals regularly fucked up the crops
>Used to watch kaiketsu zorro and thought I'd find my own horse in the jungle
>Not very far, that skinwalker nigger is just sitting, i go up to him like a retard
>He(it ?) smiles, no teeth
>Think he must not brush his teeth daily, run away to home
>Tell parents, they laigh it off, grandpa gets rustled, grabs his rifle and gathers other villagefags towards the jungle
>Later tells me about how the ugly tall.man would've abducted me and then made me a hobo beggar
>Pretty sure what he wanted to say was that I narrowly escaped being raped and mutilated

Now that I recall, he was truly terrified of that creature, but apparently all the villagers just team up and shoo them away or something, and it happens a lot.

Not really interesting but that's my first experience woth anything "weird" in india. Next one is quite amazing.

>>18915991
Can't be arsed
>>18915996
Heh
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>>18916004
>Can't be arsed
Are you fucking dense? You are going to type it anyway, you moron
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Lurking, don't let us down pajeet.
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>Dad transferred to rawatbhata, a small town with a hydroelectric plant
>The town is awesome, between mountains, river flows right by our housing colony
>Colony because dad is in the forces and families are alotted a house there with other serving fags
>straight out of a /k/ fag's innawoods fantasy
>sentab colony,rawatbhata if you want to look it up maybe it'll return something interesting
>Playing with kids, as always
>Colony is divided in 2 parts, old part where people used to live but is mow abandoned, and the new part where we lived
>Old part was breddy cool, abandoned swimming pools, offices, houses
>Theres this fuckhuge peepal tree, god knows how old
>"Adventurous" kids like me and friends camp there, talking about our strategy to go deeper in the abandoned colony
>Rumour is there's also an abandoned open air theatre,but too many bloodsucking leeches, so will need to buy salt or something
>one kid climbs the peepal tree, breaks a few of its branches
> Then proceeds to burn them and dance around it to show how he loves camping
>In hinfu myths, peepal is a sacred tree but ghosts and spirits hang around on them
>This nigga had some balls
>We all go home, later I hear that kid got sick
>Meet him, he avts like nothing's wrong but he looks really pale like jaundice or something
>We go up the roof, talking about newest episode of 101 Dalmatians
>Suddenly peeple branches, twigs start raining , like 7-8 of them fall out of nowhere
>Don't pay much attention
>He gets well, and npw we play on the roof, raining peepal twigs are now a common thing
>Suddenly a brick hurled at that kid
>Trajectory makes it ssems like it fell from the sky
>Hits him on the shoulder
>Starts crying
>Shit like that kept happening for a whole month, even had a pitcher filled with literal human feces fall out of sky

Poo in loo ,eh ?

>>18916007
No.
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>>18916032
Or maybe it was a banyan tree, i always confuse those two
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>be me, around 15 years old
>Playing cricket with pals
>This one fielder kid, really scrawny and manlet too
>He was positioned near a tree, had to take a piss mid-game apparently
>Pees on the tree
>20 minutes later, starts acting weird
>Dropping catches, being an uncoordinated mess in general
>His team's turn, they let him bat first because shit player
>He beats some poor kid's head in with the bat instead
>None of us really liked him, so we take this as a opportunity to beat him up
>He literally hold all of us off, suplexing everyone, kicking, screaming unintelligible crap
>Even punched the NEET older fat guy who played with us
>Calms down after a while , starts telling us about how he's some guy froma different city , and that he is pissed
>no shit Nigga you fucking caved that kid's head in
>The kid's parents are on the scene by now, watching from the sidelines
>tells us to respect the trees and that now the kid will have to make a shrine or else
>Suddenly the possesed kid back to normal, pisses himself and starts crying
>Later turns out he had 3 fractures and a broken nose
>His family made a shrine thing at the bottom of the tree he pissed on
>The kid who was beaten by a bat got stiches on his head and returned to the field in a week

Gonna take a masturbation break now, feel free to post your own regional stories if you want
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>>18916004
Keep going, Rupinder.
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>be me ,19
>in car going to our secret place to smoke kush we got from the yogi
>Secret place is just by the national highway outside the town
>And a huge but desolate temple within 400meters, there's no place in india where you can't find a temple
>park the car by the road, walk the rest of the distance
>Start smoking, 3 friends and me
>Friend 2 smokes most of it, and the rest three of us share a joint we rolled on the way
>friend 2 feels weird, says he's got a little too high, ginna walk it off
>we continue passing around the blunt
>A few minutes later friend 2 comes running, pale as sheet
>Says we need to bookmit to the temole ASAP
>Why tho
>Says he saw a "chudel", basically an indiam term for succubus-witch-zombie-ghost wokan in general
>Laugh at him and tell him its the weed
>Walk back to the car after half an hour or so, friend 2 has calmed down now mostly
>Friend 1 gets in the driver seat, friend 2 is riding shotgun
>Me and friend 3 about to get in when we see her
>Sexy body, nice boobs, wearing a white "sari"
>Face is blurry it seems
>Friend 3 is also looking at her,like me
>Still can't make out her face, its fucking weird
>Wew until now i thought only jaoanese people's genitals were pixelated, apparently indian women have that condition on their faces too
>friend 3 tells me to look at her feet
>Fucking footfag
>Look down, her feet are literally backwards
>NOPE the fuck out, get in car, pushing friend 3 aside
>He gets in from other door
>Friend 1 steps on it, car won't start
>Prettysure its because its a fucking old piece of shit
>The woman starts moving towards us, her sari changing colors
>Still no face , now a black void instead of her pixel face
>Slowly starts looking like those hagravens from Skyrim, dragging herself towards us
>Car starts finally, we hightail it straight to the city
>Sleep in the car that night
>No homo

Talked about it the next day, they all remember it exactly the same, so sure it wasnt the weed
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>>18916259
Also talked to mu grandpa about this incident, he says we saw a "baba yaga chudel". Apparently that's also a myth from slav culture.
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Doomg the needful and taking another masturbation break, next up is a story so well known that you'll need no proof of it
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>>18916065
this is good
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>be me, at uncle's house, whole family meetup thing
>Uncle tells us about this huge temple, called "mehndipur balaji temple", really far but a place worth seeing
>Fine by me, I get to play with my cousins anyways
>we all go by car, seems like a normal temple to me, boring
>Walk in
>HOLY SHIT
>HOLY SHIT
>it wasn't a Temple, it was a fucking mental asylum
>People chained, some free, walkimg around the temple, clearly lost it
>Hitting themselves, scratching, screaming, all at once
>Not hitting others, just themselves
>Normal people like us just walking by them
>Some of the lunatics don't even seem sentient, just like zombies
>Some of them are covered head to toe with their own blood
>Some have ritualistic paint on them
>Keep in mind I was fucking 9 yo at this time i think
>who the fuck takes a 9yo kid to such a place
>Really shitting my pants
>Turn out they were just normal people, temple visitors like us, but in the temple some people have their "inner demons" awaken or something, to be cleansed by the priests of the temple
>It could be anyone, essentially anyone can turn
>360 and walk away outta there with cousins
>Later parents tell us that they all go silent whenthe "aarti"(prayer) starts, as if listening to it
>As soon as aarti is over,they all go back to screaming and biting and hitting themselves
>Preists keep them there until their soul is cleansed, after which they become perfectly normal, and go back to their lives

Freaked the shit out of me. Something about all that madness and chaos was really scary. Specially in a Temple, which is essentially where god lives. If god has madmen in his house i doubt he can save my ass from anyone.
Fucking scarring experience, nonetheless
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>>18916414
Wew
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Is it true that boys are forced to stand naked in front of their female siblings as a punishment?

Is it true that you wipe with your hands?
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>>18916445
>Is it true that boys are forced to stand naked in front of their female siblings as a punishment?

Never heard of it.Sound pretty hot.
>Is it true that you wipe with your hands?

Most Indians do, the ones who use the squatty potty(it's not "wipong with hand",more like splashing the ass with water). The ones using the western toilet use a bidet. I used to use toilet paper at one point but goddamn they are not good for the ass skin. Bidet all the way.
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How does it feel to live in such a shit hole?
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>>18916473
It's actually quite good, just don't be poor. Plus, third world shitholes are the best place to find Urban legends and stories
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whats your religion OP?
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>>18916515
Hindu through and through.
Went through the atheism phase when I was a wee teenager lad,glad I didn't fall for the meme
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Its the fumes making people hallucinate.
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>>18915991
>yey new stuff BUT I dont want new stuff
dude fuck you maybe this attitude is why people dont want to contribute
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>>18916004
can you describe the skinwalker better? what color was the skin?
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>>18916538
What sect of Hindu? You are aware there is an atheistic sect of Hinduism, right?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samkhya
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>>18916462
but doesnt the bidet splash shit water all over your ass and legs? how do you dry it?
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>>18916004
>>18916032
>>18916065
>>18916259
>>18916414

These are great stories, thank you for telling them!

The /x/ side of other countries is not something you usually hear about
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>>18915991
Oh shut the fuck up you dildo
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>be me
>hoosierfag
>bored so we decide to go check out this abandoned house in the woods they had heard about
>walk up to the front porch
>push away the rocks that kept the door shut
>walk in and the living room floor is caved in
>but other than that house is in good condition
>tonnes of stuff everywhere
>like the previous owner was a hoarder
>go to check out the upstairs
>hear someone walking around outside
>all of us are inside
>probably someone who lived around there and saw us go in coming to tell us to get lost
>suddenly hear a tapping noise on the windows
>like multiple people tapping on the windows
>were all freaking the fuck out
>cant see anyone outside of the windows
>its getting louder
>decide to get the fuck out
>we all run in different directions
>eventually we all make it back to one of the friends house
never went back to that house again
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based mudasir

why is africa so fucked up
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>>18917641
????
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>>18916004
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>>18915991
Fuck off
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Ah the thread is still up, I fell asleep
>>18917191
Normal skin, but a little pale,like an old man's,beady eyes, imagine a quitessentially british guy, rotten teeth and all,really old, but lanky as fuck
>>18917199
I do, I'm just a normal fucking hindu. There are also aghoris, who are arguably a hindu sect

Anyways, another story coming up
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>>18915983
mfw i read "gpnna post a few good poops I experienced living here in India"
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>>18916473
Nigga, that guy has ELEPHANTS in his GARDEN
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>be me,20
>last year, go on a camping trip with friend
>Just the two of us, backpacking in the mountains of Rajasthan and then probably in rishikesh
>In Rajasthan, nothing much happens except sand dunes, some abandoned keeps where we camp, and a few coyotes here and there
>Meet another backpacker cuck like us, he's alone
>Fat, bearded, really dark for a north indian, looks like bengali or southie, but insists he ain't one, for some reason
>As we walk around , he starts telling us about his glorious aryan ancestors
>/Pol/ pls go
>We kek internally and then go to sleep
>Wake up, fat guy is gone, didn't even steal anything
>Anyways, go to uttarakhand(another state) next, towards rishikesh
>Hear about this place called "roopkund" lake
>Might as well, we decide to go see it
>Evening, mountains and more mountains, we finally reach it,looks like a place straight out of myths
>A single lake, surrounded by huge mountains, it's a little dark at this point
>Water of course seems to be black in color, as it does in the dark
>No one is there, except one guy
>Holy shit its the bearded fat fuck we met back in rajasthan
>Feeling a little weird, how much of a coincidence can it be ?
>pretty sure he followed us to a different state or something
>go up to him, talk to him about normal stuff, how he got there
>Says he's actually from uttarakhand and comes here to camp frequently
>Oh ok
>Tells us to go take a look at the lake
>We go, thinking he's gonna push us in or something
>There's skeletons in the lake
>Wait what
>There's like 20-30 skeletons visible near the end of the lake
>Prepare to die, can't even turn around
>Friend tells me fat guy disappeared without a trace
>we freak out and get outta there
>Book a hotel room because too spooped to dare camp
>Next morning go to the lake again, 4-5 more people there in the morning
>Skeletons still there, apparently people died at the lake a long time ago
>I swear the skeletons looked fresh the day before
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>>18915991
Kill yourself worthless faggot
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>>18918585
Kek
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>>18918588
"Skeleton lake" holy shit. So like 200 people got stuck there during a storm in the 9th century and died. Washed into the lake. Neat
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more
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>>18916004
>elephants and other animals regularly fucked up the crops
SPOOPY
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>>18915983
Is this spooky because it's India and there aren't 15 people sharing that seat?
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>>18915983
>Pajeet anon here, gonna post a few good spoops
Legit read this as 'gonna post a few good poops'. Poo in the loo mate.

Thanks for the stories though.
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>>18916032
>even had a pitcher filled with literal human feces fall out of sky

lol
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>>18916065
>feel free to post your own regional stories if you want
k

>be me
>spic from Guatemala
>31 yo atheist. Been one since puberty
>everybody all around me claims they've experienced supernatural shit
>I've never experienced supernatural shit
Welp.

I guess I have some skinwalkerish stuff though. Never experienced it myself, of course, but it's well known around here. I'll also throw in a story my dad told me
>indios in Guatemala call themselves mayans
>the mayans were fully extinct 5 centuries before the conquista and the indios are actually from shitty tribes that still lived in mud huts by then while the mayan ruins were already in ruins, but anyway
>the indios practice this mixture of catholicism with pagan polytheist shit. It's called santería around latin america, but they call it "the mayan religion" here
>they have witch doctors (brujos) like out of the movies
>If you're an indio and you're sick, they take you to one, who promptly does a "limpia", which consists of hitting your back with leaves while chanting shit in their tongues
>but there's another thing about witch doctors: they say they can turn into animals. They call those "guíns"
>part of the mayan religion says you have a thing called a "nahuál", or animal spirit, and guíns can turn into them
>be my dad 30 years ago
>buy poultry farm in the other side of the country together with some commie friends
>they fuck him over and he has to buy the whole thing himself, where we move to
>hire indio to care for the farm, who is always telling him he wants to buy the farm
>after a few months, chickens start disappearing
>dad mounts guard through the night to catch the thief, with machete (hates guns. Long story, field too long, had to delete)
>catches a coyote stealing the chickens
>attacks it with the machete. Cuts his back pretty badly, but the coyote escapes
>indio skips work for a while
>when he eventually comes back, his back is all fucked up
>dad sells him the farm for peanuts and we come back
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>>18918588
>he starts telling us about his glorious aryan ancestors

what did he tell you about them?

also every heard of giant legends where you are?
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>>18918803
>(hates guns. Long story, field too long, had to delete
Is it /x/ related? will ya post it anyway to satisfy my inner /k/ommando?
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>>18918848
Not /x/ related, but sure.

He went to military academy. Hated it and defected inbetween the second and third years. Refused to use or even own guns since.

Makes a bit of sense, considering we were in a very fucked up civil war between '61 and '96. I'm pretty sure he saw some shit.
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>>18918804
He was just talking about generic crap like
>We wuz real aryanz
>Read gita and puran its the teachings of my ancestors
>We conquered this country and turned savages into humans
Real generic stuff. Was really proud too.
Also, "giant legends" as in giants ? Never reallly heard of them but I do have seen a djinn, and lots of "possesed" people. People talk about those skinwalker-ish creatures I mentioned in first story but nothing that matches a giant's description.
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>>18918733
Lol that never happens mate, it's the metro, not the railway. But yeah, I catch the last metro to my house from work, and it is kinda scary
>>18918758
True story
>>18918803
Not kidding,we also have those witch doctors and i swear they fix people. With their leaf broom thing. The shapeshifting tales are also really common here
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>>18918950
>Not kidding,we also have those witch doctors and i swear they fix people. With their leaf broom thing.
I believe it originally comes from the nigger slaves imported by the colonials.
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>>18918551
>I'm just a normal fucking hindu.
What does this mean? Because right now I'm getting the feel that you're a Hindu the same way most Americans are Christian.

>There are also aghoris, who are arguably a hindu sect
Is there an argument for the Aghoris NOT being a Hindu sect?
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>>18916259
>fucking footfag
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>>18918940
Pls elaborate! I love djinns and shit like that
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>>18918998
Yes I am. Do you really think all hindus just sit around and meditate, read the geeta, ride their elephants and charm snakes all day ? As far as aghoris go, they aren't even fucking human. Meet them and you'll see. I believe they took tge fact of shiva being a demon kind a lottle too literally, but that's their beliefs. Too bad they act on it by by practicing cannibalism.
I think you are confused with the concept of "sect" in hinduism. It isn't like orthodox vs catholic or sunni vs shias, Hinduism has been a wet dream for "philosophers" and "gistorians" for so long that they absolutely love to classify it and dissect it as much as possible.
Anyways, this isn't about my beliefs, nor do I think I'm educated enough in hinduism to debate on it, so I'd like it if we drop this.

>>18919100
Indeed,coming right up.
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>be me ,16
>Hanging out with THAT friend
>you know,a little weird, chubby, bad with girls,cringy friend
>But we played vidya together and he still is my best bro
>He was born in a village called "khejroli", in Rajasthan
>Weird village but that's story for another time
>We are chilling, a Muslim friend of his sees us and says hi
>We start talking he mentions his house is being renovated and some shit
>apparently djinns hang put at new houses or something
>My friend is now interested,tells muslim that he wants to see the djinn
>Muslim guy says the djinn is now under contract,aka someone controlled it
>On the way to his house, he tells us how a djinn is controlled
>One must do a ritual, in order to enter in a contract with the djinn
>Once the djinn is your slave,you can ask it of anything, and it'll make it happen or something
>The catch is, the ritual is ultra complicated, involves ingredients not easily obtainable, and if failed, kills the guy
>also the success rate of the ritual is like 10% or something,due to it being so complicated
>So some mudslime guy now owns a djinn fuck me
>Finally we arrive, the djinn"owner" is sitting outside the house being renovated
>He's the Muslim guy's cousin or something
>No job, black magic all day erryday
>or so he said
>We go inside the house, there's the room where renovation construction is stopped because the workers were too scared
>Peek in, nothing
>Im shitting my pants but the djinn owner insists it's harmless as long as we dont address it
>Friend is also excited to see a djinn
>Pretty sure it isn't like the genie from alladin

Word limit, cont in next post
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Cont.
>Go inside, there it is, sitting in the corner
>Looks like it's doing that muslim prayer thing,bowing down on knees on the ground
>Not moving at all
>Turns around, no expression at all, not even surprised seeing us
>looks like an extremely old man
>I'm talking at least 150 years old
>Wrinkles, hanging skin
>Wearing some sort of cloth on head and a poncho like thing on body
>Asks the "owner" about us
>Extremely raspy voice, pretty sure it's impossible for a human male to produce that voice
>I'm now officially crying for help inside, getting that sinking fear feeling, shallow breathing and all
>"owner" says nothing
>I fight the urge to 360 and moonwalk away
>It wasn't the djinn but its fucking aura or something
>friend says he isn't scared because he's seen more wierd shit in his village khejroli
>Laughs at me for being a wimp

Djinns aren't scary, the concept of "djinn" is. The process he mentioned was quite scary in itself,to complete is a completely different matter.
Oh and I should mention, there are LOTS of "black magicians for hire" in India. Really. Most of them are exploiting simple minded old fools, but I'm convinced some of them are the real deal. Their hexes are quite a nuisance and I've seen a whole family destroyed due to such a hex. Makes you wonder.
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>>18919255
Your stories are great, man. Tell us about that family.
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>>18915983
Can we hear about the loo witch?
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>>18919255
So would you say they're represented properly in fiction? Or did you not have enough of an experience to say?
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Someone screencap Pajeet anon's stories as well, please
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>>18919259
Wait a minute, typing. Its a short one, but fucking weird to be dismissed as coincidence.
>>18919263
We had a regular house witch when i was a kid, gonna type it up after the hex greentext
>>18919265
Fiction is just that. Fiction. I'm quite sure my "experience" was nothing but that of a bystander, and I heard a thing or two about how it works. I think people should experience the fear of being in the presence of such beings before dismissing the tales, there's a reason why grown men, strong men cower at the mention of supernatural. I didn't believe in such "crap" until I experienced the fear. Fear makes you believe.
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>>18918553
Truly paranormal
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>>18918588
How common is it for dead bodies to end up in bodies of water in India? Is the Ganges as polluted with dead bodies as some people lead me to believe
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>Be me,living in a small town with mom, dad had now moved away to another city due to work
>Small little town, everyone knows everyone, that kind of thing
>There's also this family, the head of the family is a BJP(a political party) MLA or some politician of sorts
>Acquainted with our family since old days
>Rich, nice people
>Not even that corrupt
>They tell mom(and dad when he comes home) about weird habbenings in their house
>someone put 4-5 kgs of cow innards in their lawn
>Their dog dug up dead rabbit with knife slashes on it
>some threw an eyeball wrapped in a paper inside their house
>politician head of the family doesn't care, asks a preist to do some prayers for good luck and crap
>Suddenly the politician head of family dies
>Unnatural causes, internal bleeding despite no physical trauma, multiple haemorrhages
>He had 2 sons,both married
>His widow wanders off later that month, found naked near railway tracks with no memory of how she got there
>Two months later, both sons die in a accident
>Their motorcycle was behind a truck with marble slab on it
>It fell out and crushed them
>Half an year later, the sons' widows committed suicide by walking in front of a train
>Both of them
>The younger one was quite hot actually
>The man's widow goes insane and put into mental hospital

It was surreal. Just an year ago they were fine, and suddenly, all gone.

>>18919296
I've never seen it. While it is true that Hindus do have to return their dead ones remains (ashes after cremation) to the ganges, I'm quite sure its illegal to dump deadbodies into the river. That being said, ganga is fucking filthy, thanks to lower caste people quite literally shitting it up. Our government has launched a heavily funded project for cleaning it, and the bank is quite clean and beautiful now, but the water would take a long time before it all unfucks itself.
Photos don't lie, and I wouldn't be surprised if some poor guy drowned in the filth these people created.
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>>18919349
Damn, sounds like shit right out of a creepypasta
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>>18919349
Forgot to mention, there were rumors that this was all a plan of the opposing political party(Congress) member who casted a curse on the family or something like that. It made sense
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The witch one, as anon asked. I don't remember it exactly, but here's how it went
>Be me, living in that military colony i mentioned earlier
>Come home after playing at the park, its starting to get dark
>Mom is outside the house, doing something with our gate
>These were apratments(or quarters, as we called it), so just a gate to each house
>Neighbouring aunty is also standing by her telling her something
>Mom's palm is covered with "mehndi"(henna), and she's making palm imprints with henna on both sides of our door
>Why tho
>Mom tells me to go inside
>Later turn out there was a witch on the loose, who went to "unprotected" houses(houses without the henna palm thing) , asked the woman of the house for a roti(chapati) and some raw onion to eat
>This was a sign that the kids of that house will be abducted by her later that day
>She couldn't go up to the houses woth the henna palm print thing

Thats how I remember it, my memory of that time is a bit fuzzy, so it isn't as detailed. Funny thing is, ALL houses, had that henna palm print, and I bet if I go there today, many of them would still have it.
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>>18919399
You should go and check it out, desu.
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>>18919412
God knows I want to, that place was magnificent. Only 2 problems
>I lived in a military colony, so now I wouldn't be allowed inside, as I'm a civilian
>My job requires me to keep moving between 3 major cities, and I get too tired to make trips
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Another one, this one's weird as fuck. But before that, some background on "hijras" .
>"Hijra" is a term used for these group of people
>they are born neither male nor female
>Look like non passable middle aged suicidal traps low on HRT supply
>Wear female clothes , beard, and have dicks
>But also have boobs
>Basically the magypsies from mother 3
>Inb4 some anon with his eternal "are traps gay ?"crap
>Their job is to sing and dance, they clap really hard too
>People respect their kind for some reason, it is said they bring good fortune to the ones they bless
>People also just give them money as they go to every house where there's a newborn, or a newlywed couple to give their blessings
>So, as they make serious dosh, some guys also dress up in a drag with fake boobs and act like "hijras" for free money
>Off the topic but wanted to mention
>anyways, even muslims acknowledge them
>a hijra's funeral is very different
>It's dead body is beaten with shoes by other hijras on the way to burial grounds
>It is said its done so that in next incarnation, it isn't born a hijra
>Also if someone sees this phenomenon, of a hijra's dead body being beaten with shoes by other hijras, its said that the person will never fail in anything, for he has seen the truth or something like that

Anyways thay was the little primer on hijras, the mysterious bards. Next poat is a story of a guy, and then my personal experience with them
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>>18917777
GODLIKE
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>be this insufferable retard everyone hates
>Of course not me, a guy who lived near my house
>traveling by train to who knows where
>A hijra boards the train and starts singing and clapping(their signature move) as a "performance"
>Of course people throw it some money
>But not this guy
>This guy got pissed as fuck, and beat the hijra so bad it started to actually look like a woman
>Kidding
>Anyways,this guy beats the hijra within an inch of its life
>Hijra curses him under it's breath
>Later , the guy gets home, contracts an unknown disease
>First his hair fall off, like hes balding
>Then his skin
> Then flesh, chunks of it just falling off
>Doctors have no idea why
>Group of hijras visit the house, family begs for forgiveness
>Hijras don't give a fuck, it was too late
>guy later found dead outside the house, half his body literally just bones, flesh fallen off
>Can't even take it for post mortem
>Don't fuck with hijras

You could see the regret in his eyes during his final days,when he started to lose hair

Next post is my experience with hijras
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>be me, riding my trusty vespa back home
>3 am in the morning, spent the night at GFs, but had to take a shit
>Yeah yeah I can't shit anywhere except in toilets owned by me
>Some woman by the road probably asking for a lift
>Nothxbye
>Still slow down enough to see her face
>Its a fucking hijra
>Suddenly it goes berserk I think, its expression changed from normal to "100% mad"
>Throws a earthen pot at me
>Speed up, the pot hits the vespa, and the road, shatters
>Suddenly a group of hijras outta nowhere start chasing
>Book it like a nigger in a KKK meetup
>fucking hijras

I returned next day, the broken pot was still there. What was scary was that there were so many of them chasing after me, with their man faces and voices but 100pounds of atrocious makeup and female clothes(red sari, the kind indian brides wear).
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toasting in epic bread, great stories Op
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Poos are cool. If you ever come to visit, you can shit my garden up to your heart's content. Just tell me some more of these spoopy happenings I'm saving them all.
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Story of when I went to my weord friend's(from the djinn story) village, but before that a primer at regional dieties
>In Hinduism, there are said to be regional dieties unique to each state/village/district
>"Baba ramdev" is one such diety people worship in Rajasthan, India
>A little known fact is that Baba ramdev is always accompanied by his apprentice,"nagbaba", or "nagdev", literally meaning "snake diety"
>It's said that these local doeties sometimes posses people for diety shit I suppose

Anyways,
>Plan a trip to the village
>Kinda excited, bevause village food is god tier
>They make their own spices, none of that processed crap
>Atmosphere is quite good too
>Reach the village by bus, had to walk a little
>Quaint little village, a huge temple in the middle
>Fuck around all day, village kids are amazed at the tales of the city
>In evening, there's a collective prayer thing at the temple
>We go, pretty standard stuff
>Priest chanting,people reciting mantras and all that

Cont.
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>>18919981
Cont.
>Suddenly,some guy falls down
>Then stands up fine, walks to the inner part of the temple (the sanctum , I guess)
>It's where the silver-brass idols of dieties are kept
>Their weapons, like a sword, a trident ,spear etc are kept, and some other symbolic crap
>The spear is a little special
>It's said to be weilded by baba ramdev himself
>weighs 63kgs
>This guys walks up to it and lifts it with one arm with ease
>Twirls it around like a fucking stick and then sits down
>People walk up to him and start asking questions
>He won't answer any of them,asks where his apprentice is
>As if on cue, another guy is possessed by the snake diety, starts writhing on the ground
>Literally crawling on the temple floor like a snake
>Tounge moving like a snake's
>Sits beside the guy possessed by ramdev
>Then they talk to people
>From what it seems their voices are a little deeper than a normal human being's
>I'm of course watching from a distance because I just saw a man wriggle and move like a snake
>They seem too rude for deities, shouting amd talkign down
>Some woman asks about her son's future, as he's a brainlet
>Her dress touches the guy possessed
>This makes baba ramdev guy really fucking mad for some reason
>Starts shouting and says he's leaving
>The guy passes out, wakes up with tears streaming
>Says he's scared and cries like a kid
>Everyone looks at the woman with "goddamn it you plebeian woman" eyes

Later the priest asked us to take the spear back to the sanctum, and sure enough, it was fucking heavy for me and my friend,even with us using both our hands.
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>>18920003
>They seem too rude for deities

You saying you've encountered the gods before or something?
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>>18919231
>One must do a ritual, in order to enter in a contract with the djinn
>Once the djinn is your slave,you can ask it of anything, and it'll make it happen or something
>The catch is, the ritual is ultra complicated, involves ingredients not easily obtainable, and if failed, kills the guy
>also the success rate of the ritual is like 10% or something,due to it being so complicated

Hell, this is exactly one of the methods shamans do to make astral beings their minions in my home country

except if failed it'll not kill the guy, but the guy would driven insane. it's common here stumbled upon madman and mindless people whose sanity has been destroyed, and heard people whispers about connection with dark magic

(PS* i'm from a southeast asia ricenigger hellhole)
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>>18920020
No, but one would think gods would be more gentle towards humans, or at least what I used to think . I have seen my fair share of possessed people now to know better.
>>18920030
Yeah, same here. I said the guy dies because that's their ultimate fate. What's the point in living if it's not you anymore ya know. It's said that people who indulge in arcane arts(black magic, that kinda stuff) die horribly. The guys fucking with the djinns indeed go insane or worse, and I have seen a few failed people(not due to failed djinn ritual, but some other ones).
Their mentality is just warped I suppose.
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>>18916065

to be honest im more interested in knowing what indian kids jack it to
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>>18920115
>/ss/
>Succubus(male)
>Incest (brother-sister only,purest form)
>childhood friend
>Tomboy
>Vanilla
>Demongirl
>Ghost-girl
>Insect girl
>Catgirl

Exclusively 2D
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>>18920135
Truly patrician taste.
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>>18920135
>tomboys
Truly, the Indians are people I can be friends with.
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>>18920091
agree with that, it seems that people who struck deals and screw around with those entities eventually will have their life ruined and their sanity lost into oblivion. Beside the imminent madness, it always followed with some kind of "sacrifice" on various basis to keep the deal rolling. i have seen those kind of person wandering the streets, followed by gossips and rumours about his past with dark magic. sad, indeed.
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>>18920135
>Man of culture meme
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>>18920135
patrician taste
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>>18916065
>Gonna take a masturbation break now, feel free to post your own regional stories if you want

k

>be me
>be brown ricenigger somewhere in southeast asia
>be 23 yo uni student
>befriended with weird and extraordinary people around me, from wind and waterbender to natural-born indigo person.
>be 2017
>this particular dude "Dan" had experiences with dating with astral female beings
>me and dan sitting in a park, saturday night, talking about paranormal thingy and experiences for hours
>be 11 PM
>Dan recalls his story dating a female astral being
>he said some female astral being could have crush with us human
>said that once they had a crush on a male, they will loyal to him for eternity, even if the male didn't notice or aware, or even rejects her. basically an astral secret admirer
>while he tells his story, suddenly i feel pain on my waist as someone is pinching my waist
>suddenly saw a beautiful female figure, smiles flirtily at me, then fly away
>me : who tf is she?
>Dan : she have a crush on you, congrats
>geez man i don't want to date female astral beings
>don't worry, she'll never disturbed you, only following you and admiring you silently
>ff 2 weeks later
>sent my indigo gf my most recent selfie
>she said "who's that lady behind you?"
>ohshitsheactuallyfollowsme
>calls Dan
>tells him what happened and what should i do
>he said to me to just relax, that astral female being will not interfee your life, she just want to admiring you all the time
>mfw typing this reply right now with that astral gurl giggling behind me for me talking about her in 4chan
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>>18916462
POO IN IT
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>>18918804
ITT: pajeet called the last avatar of vishnu a bearded fatty
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>>18920091
Yo desi anon thnx for holding the /x Fort out man, desi nigger bhai from dl out
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>>18920337
Kek bump
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>>18920293
Bump
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>>18916032

human feces falling out of the sky is normal in india
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>be me
>2016
>visiting the most haunted museum in my entire country
>used as Central Office for Regional Train Service in Colonial Era, then as a interim Prison in Japanese Era
>a massacre of Prisoners by the japs happened here in 1942
>be me, entering the gates
>hot as fuk, like 35 degrees celcius, even the wind are hot and shit
>suddenly feels a shivering wind blows towards me, so cold
>suddenly got a goosebump
>holyshit.jpg
>decided to proceed anyway, touring the museum, seeing things and old tats (i'm a uni student, history major)
>i walked through the door that leads to the museum's basement
>in 1942, hundreds of people massacred and starved to death in there
>suddenly everyone vanished, total emptiness
>heard sound of a guy yelling in japanese behind me
>me turns to the voice's source
>whatthefuuuuuuuuuu
>an Imperial Japanese Officer, very angry, with his katana draw, yelling and pointing at me
>shitshitshit
>started running away, heard female noises pleading for help from the basement
>nope, mind your own business, ghost
>keep running through the museum's seems endlessly corridor until i'm outside the building
>say wut, why everyone suddenly appears again, even in the building, i'm sure i'm not stumbled upon other visitors during my run
>no more crazy jap ghost chasing me
>tired as fuck, but still that didn't stop me

(cont)
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>>18920499
>the museum had an unrenovated section in the cellar section, still accessible for visitors
>decided to take a look to the museum's cellar
>normally, in 35 degrees celsius, it would be so fucking hot
>no, the cellar feels cold and shivering, even with the small windows it shoudn't able to generate this cold
>Museum Guide told me this is normal, as this building's design supposed to keep the inhabitants in conditioned temperature by natural means (there's no AC back in colonial era)
>but the chill is different, not the refreshing one but a dread one
>suddenly feels that in the farthest corner of the cellar section, someone is watching me, although the only visitors in the cellar section atm is me, and the museum guide
>turns out that the "astral boss" of this museum resides in the farthest corner of the museum's cellar section, most powerful astral being in my city
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>>18917777
Nigger those quads.
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>>18917367
This, thanks OP. Rural areas of other countries have the best most authentic x/ stories. You guys remember that white blonde guy who was raised in korea after his german parents basically abandoned him?
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>>18920293

you are talking shit, never post again
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>>18916414
looked up the name, found this wew lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPG0kDGJXd0
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>>18915983
like pooing in the loo?
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>>18920594
whether you believe it or not, up to you, man. nobody asked you to believe the stories. I'm posting my experiences as it is.
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>>18920293
sure
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>>18920711
is that pic still in your possession?
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>>18920779
Come on, that's an easy one lol he'll make up a bullshit story as of how the spiritual entity put a virus on his computer and that he finally got it back to being virus free with all of his shit still intact but somehow the picture magically disappeared
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>>18920839
This being 4chan anything can be stated. I've gone through spooky experiences
growing up in a childhood home nestled in the country. One night in particular
I had seen a suspended red light just before my window. I had my cell with me
and snapped a pic, sure enough, that red light shown in the pic... but I deleted
it and never showed anyone (no friends & schizo point in life).. the anon sounds
to have encountered incredible scenarios, proof is probably least on his mind.
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>>18920884
to clarify, when I say red light I mean to say this point of red light / orb.
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>>18920651
India is a fuckin hellhole
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>>18919349
Yeah, the river is filthy. To answer the question >>18919296 asked, yes there are bodies in the water. They barely cremate the bodies because it's very hard to burn a body completely with just wood. Even crematoria with modern methods have to burn a body for many hours. What happens is the body is partially burned and then it is put in the water, where it bloats. You can see many bodies in the water taken by tourists here.

https://www.chinasmack.com/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions
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>>18916538
But pajeet, religion is the ultimate meme. No worries though, everybody has their flaws.
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>>18920779
no can do man, already deleted that pic
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>>18920992
Figured, worth asking.
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>>18920884
Cool, i see your point but you seem to forget that this part of 4chan is /x/, the ultimate bastion of role playing

Even OP's cool stories are actually plausible beside the other OP with his female spirit who has crush on physical beings

I just take everything here with a pinch of salt until subtle elements that makes the whole story makes it believable
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>>18920135
i was ashamed of my part Indian genetics

not anymore
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>>18920293

> experiences with dating with
*mentally correct this to 'dealing with'

> experiences with dating with astral female beings
"Wait..."

>Dan recalls his story dating a female astral being
>he said some female astral being could have crush with us human

"this mother fucker got a 4D waifu"
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>>18920135
/ss/
You cool, Indiabro.
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>>18921140
thanks for the correction anon, english is not my native tongue.
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>>18921212
no, you had the right word.

I just don't hear 'dating with' (just 'dating'). I do hear 'dealing with' though.

While we're talking about non-native English speakers though, OP has destroyed my prejudices about Indian English.
(aside from a "doing the needful" joke)
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>>18920293
Nishijou Takumi, is that you?
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>>18920539

This one?
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>>18915983
POO IN THE LOO
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>>18920992
>Evidence of supernatural
>At the very least, it would be picture of astral waifu
>"I deleted it"
Really makes you think
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>>18921625
I hadn't read that one. It's fantastic.
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>>18921690
there are people who can see supernatural being through photos, even if i haven't deleted it yet and upload it here, you will not see the astral waifu unless you have the mentioned ability
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>>18921765
Ain't that convenient.
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>>18921762

I mainly lurk /x/ for these stories, and don't do much else on 4chan in general. So, I have a fuck ton of the good ones, because I like to think I've developed good taste.

desu, I haven't, I'm just an arrogant arse, but I've got more like it, if you'd like. Don't want to derail Pajeet, tho
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>>18916004
>kaiketsu zorro
I guess all this happened around 1999-2001? Kaiketsu zorro was really big during that time. I can relate to that and it makes you're story looks more genuine.
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>>18921625
OP here, my favorite story from /x/ is this one. Just the right amount of incest and spoops.
>Tfw no qt onee-san to marry because one she'd understand me
>>18920932
S-sorry


Would type another story in a sec, my dad got here today so gonna be busy for a while
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Based curry nigger.

Screencapped.
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>>18920651
What the fuck this makes the story 10 times more spooky.
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>>18921936
Hey OP, यू know अबाऊट our ईंडिया चेन?
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>>18921938
Thanks for the decent screencap, they are increasingly rare now. I feel honored.
>>18921957
Exactly. I saw it all first hand, it was fucking scary.
>>18921986
Yes I do know about indiachan. Fuck off shill, it's a newfag infested nu/pol/ wannabe anonymoose cesspool and I'm no part of it. Begone

>Be my uncle, also in the military
>Most people in my family are in the military
>Anyways, his family is his wife and two kids(a girl and a boy)
>This is when the kids,my cousins were 4-5 years old, they're twins
>Uncle gets allotted a new house
>he hears rumours that the house is haunted that's why everyone leaves it and requests another house
>Uncle doesn't care
>Some time later, their kids' toys start disappearing
>Then the boy, my cousin ,mentions a "friend" living in the same house
>dismiss it as kid being kid
>The girl cousin also confirms, she also saw the "friend" and that the friend is taking their toys to play
>A little concerned now
>My aunt is a religious person so starts praying all the time because she feels there's a spirit haunting her kids
>Uncle doesn't give a fuck
>Until one day
>Uncle comes back home during lunch break, aunt is sleeping and the boy is nowhere to be seen
>Girl is just sitting there sad
>Uncle asks her what's up and where is her brother
>She says their "friend" took him to some place but not her
>Uncle worried now, goes inside
>The boy is just sitting there, in a trance like state, staring at the wall
>Uncle calls his name, no answer, he goes up to him.and shakes him
>He "wakes up"
>Uncle(with family ofc) leaves the house then and there and applies for another house

Thw twins are weird as fuck too, the whole "telepathy" thing or whatever those twins have and all.
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>>18919565
daaaaamnnn
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>>18916414
This is awesome
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>>18918585
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>>18920520
>>turns out that the "astral boss" of this museum resides in the farthest corner of the museum's cellar section, most powerful astral being in my city
how did you find this out?
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>>18921772
really makes u think
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>>18921934
Close, this was around 2002-3 I think. It was my favorite show(I didn't knew it was called an anime)
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>>18922109
the museum guide dude explained to me about the mystical things of the museum, because in my home country, that dude have seen a lot of spooky shits in his entire career
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>>18921835
make a dump thread
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>>18916538
The Bhagavad gita is more rambly and long winded than the OT, NT and koran combined. Every other page is about how holy it is and how its 'the absolute truth' anyone that isn't a street shitting pajeet or a sub 85 iq stoner can see how laughable it is. Good thread though.
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>>18921625
Thanks anon. That's the best. Any chance of a version with blown up pics? saved either way.
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>>18916414
>Indian temple
>House of Big G God for whom nothing is impossible
Pick one, poo in loo. That's what you get for worshipping the ghosts of demons. Subpar results and abandonment.
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>>18919586
they like to kidnap men and decapitate their penis, not kidding
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>>18916414
ive heard about that temple, apparently you get exorcised by simply visiting that place
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>>18915983
>>18915983
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>>18922302
It's 2deep4u you should read american gita society's translation for spoonfeeding. Comparing gita with bible and quran is wrong.
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>>18920030
Aren't you the indonesian anon from the other thread?
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>>18919186
>Do you really think all hindus just sit around and meditate, read the geeta, ride their elephants and charm snakes all day ?
No, the years I spent in India gave me the impression that - like Christians in America - most have a firm faith but no real education in the philosophy and writings of their religion. The core is a mashup of general cultural knowledge, local mythology, and media portrayal. They read the Gita the same way Americans read the Bible; that is they don't but they have a few select verses they know through hearing repeatedly.

>As far as aghoris go, they aren't even fucking human. Meet them and you'll see.
Spent a year with the Aghori. Very nice. They would agree with you that they aren't human, but neither are you.
>shiva being a demon
Aghori beliefs do not include Shiva being a demon.
>I think you are confused with the concept of "sect" in hinduism. It isn't like orthodox vs catholic or sunni vs shias
It doesn't parallel well with the Abrahamic faiths, I agree, but if you wish to compare I would say it's more like the difference between Judaism/Christianity/Islam in that they are stemming from the same cultural backgrounds and cultural references, but differ in important theological points and in which books and people to canonize and sanctify.
The difference between orthodox/catholic/protestant and sunni/shia/sufi would be closer to differences between aghori/shivnetra. It's why I prefer using the term Vedic religions instead of lumping them all into "Hinduism," but that's the common word so what can you do?

All I was interested in was which vedanta and sampradaya you ascribe to. I feel I have my answer in that you don't, but instead are Hindu-by-proxy through cultural assimilation. No shame there. Sorry if I upset you.
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>>18916007
cussing isn't allowed on /x/
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Bumping with another india story that was posted a while ago
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>>18922757
hi anon, yes its me the indonfag from the Indonfag's guide to paranormal thingy in Indonesia
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>>18922858
>but if you wish to compare I would say it's
his entire point was that he didn't want to compare and he wanted to drop the subject.
But lo, capt autism writes a 1 page pretentious response that no one wants to hear
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>>18922202
I will. Still gonna lurk for more stories, you fucking rock, Pajeet.
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>>18922577
No, sorry :(
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>>18917229
The bidet water is clean water from its own tap. It doesn't splash your legs unless you're a complete spaz. It's really not that weird.
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>>18924246
how does your ass dry? arent the germs still there?
do you use soap on your ass too? how often do you suppose theres still shit on your ass because you cant see if its clean?
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>>18918803
Guatemalan here. One would expect more paranormal spoopiness here but its so boring around here. Its even difficult to get in abandoned houses because hobos may rape and kill you.
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>>18920520
Are you from Taiwan?
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>>18924246
washing your hands with only clean water doesnt make your hands clean..
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>>18924611
That's because we're not superstitious indios, Miguel.

But ask your maid. She'll tell you she experiences paranormal shit daily.
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>>18923771
>his entire point was that he didn't want to compare and he wanted to drop the subject.
He should have made that point before he tried to pull a "you don't know what you're talking about." Especially since his point was he didn't know what he was talking about.

>But lo, capt autism writes a 1 page pretentious response that no one wants to hear
And you responded. Practically guaranteeing my continuance in the thread. Not too smart, are you?
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azag
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>>18918585
Exactly!
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>>18919186
From another poster, not the one you replied to, thanks for being willing to talk a bit about Hinduism. I've always liked it by far the best of all the big world religions. Thanks for the stories too! I love India, would love to visit there in person someday, and find folk stories from India really fascinating.
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>>18918553
Fuck sake. Why do /pol/acks come up with the best memes?
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