How can I become a vampire?

its genetics and roleplay hun

I think you gotta be bitten by one, but not get killed, you die but then you come back to live as a vampire.

>>18908989
Protip: not here

>>18908989
Watch every episode of Vampire Diaries.
Dhuh. OMG, why can like almost everyone on this planet be like, stupid? Don't they like ever watch Vampire Diaries? Like wtf do they like all day? Text their overrated BFF or their ĺike totally jurk boyfriend? Right? I mean, it's not like, you know, uh, like, OMG, Vampire Diaries is really totally the best ever, right?
#realvampiregirl

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>>18908989

Sorry anon, but the Vampires were successfully annihilated in 1666 IE by time traveling Templars wielding Atlantean magic reverse transated by Shebrew Ka-baalnot (the second k is silent) mystics.

>>18908989
Start with rats, then move onto flightless birds etc...
It's blood all the way up.

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>>18908989

>>18908989
Find a dick. Suck on it untill blood comes into it, so it will grow. After that, he is forever yours. Or did you not got the clues already? OMG. Girl you should stop every fairytale is literally true. If you see a puppy, your heart does not literally melt, now does it?

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>>18909192

He's so cute... it's killing me!!!

*grabs chest*

>>18909213
meow meow

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>>18909124
>You will be able to teleport into any coffin in the world.

>>18909232
yeah i always hated that pasta

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>>18908989

>>18908989
If you don't care what kind of vampire, just walk around a high population density area looking like an easy victim. Sure, you're more likely to be stabbed with a knife than fangs or glittery cock, but you're serious, right? If it's not better to die than to remain human, well, you're just not vampire material. You can't be tentative about it, it's either all in or fold.

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How can I become an athletic white scientist? Pic related it's me.

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>>18909349

We get it, life isn't fair. And for some of us there isn't any way we can change the physics of reality, or bend it to our will, whether through science (yet) or other means (aka magic, if it's possible) as far as we know.

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What you need is:

- the right genetics (only 1% of all people even survive the vampire transformation)
- be interesting/special enough to catch the attention of a vampire
- a lot of luck

Vampires lose interest very fast, so you need to be special AND maintain that interest AND have the right genetics to survive the transformation. What do you think are the odds?

>>18908989
drink my semen

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>>18908989
Get bitten by george soros or be born jewish.

>>18908989
How have you earned the right to ask?

>>18909420
How have you earned the right to reply to this thread?

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>>18909094
Deus Vult!

>>18909502
mfw they weren't people in armor they were robots all along

>>18908989
Sell your soul to satan or use black magic or if you find one you drink it's blood and let it drink some of yours

>>18909891
Dude, a human soul is worthless. There's so many of them and the moment you're willing to give up your soul Satan won anyway.

>>18909388
This anon knows.

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>>18910098
OP can still hope and dream.

>>18909913
But if you sell yours and become a vampire you could kill other people and all you have to do is find a way to take the people you feed off of's soul

>>18910140
You can't sell your soul because it's worthless. What makes you think the BIG BOSS OF HELL is interested in some random faggots soul and would offer him a deal like that?

>>18908989
By eating out a cunt when it's bleeding.

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Op is already a vampire, sucked all the smart from the room

>>18908989
go suck a dick, faggot

>>18910862
You shouldnt say that.. bad things will happen now.

>>18910281
Is vampire AIDs still considered an STD?

>>18908989
You already have the faggot part, you're on your way

>>18909388

>- the right genetics (only 1% of all people even survive the vampire transformation)
>- be interesting/special enough to catch the attention of a vampire
>- a lot of luck
Posts pic of Hot Topic employee in the daylight.

>>18909388
>(only 1% of all people even survive the vampire transformation)
Not true.

>>18911063
You think all vampires are gay?

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>>18909502
AVE MARIA

>>18908989
What does the pic have to do with vamps?

no orgasm in 30 years will make you an enlightened vampire

>>18908989
seeing as the only actual requirement for being labeled "vampire" is drinking blood...

go drink some blood.

>>18908989

>yfw you just want to hunt vampire scum

>>18911920
I'm pretty sure femenazis aren't enlightened

>>18912151
I'm also pretty

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>>18909094
You got me with the 2nd k. Bravo

>>18911287
Disinfo.

>>18911465
I don't know if they're gay but they clearly are gigantic faggots

>>18912346
You're posting on an edgy japanese imageboard, so you're a faggot by default as well.

I think the real question here is,
how can I become a succubus?

>>18912474
kek

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>>18908989
Ask your local entertained

>>18913198

i see this app everywhere now its so damn good its scary.

>>18910146
Because all the damned souls will eventually turn into demons and that increases his army and so you collect souls think feed at least once a week and let's say living for at least 100 years personally if I got that deal is feed everyday so others could do the same and so if you fed everyday for 100 years that's 36500 souls and that's only one person in the long run he gets a huge amount of souls and already corrupted the vampire so he will turn faster and be far more aggressive

>>18913525
But you're ALREADY damned if you are willing to give up your soul in exchange for shallow shit like becoming a vampire. Satan doesn't need to offer you shit, you're already lost at that point.

And vampires can't kill every person they drink from or they would get exterminated really quickly. They blend in with society and probably drink from volunteers. Humans > vampires. Vampires would never win a war against humans so they have to stay hidden.

>>18909502
Right. Now do a treflip off that and then get back to me. It better be bolts or miss me with that gay shit.

>>18908989
i read that vampires are jewish homosexuals.

>>18908989
Drink your girlfriend's vag blood.

>>18914006
You read the wrong material.
>>18912264
Right info.

>>18912474
I know that. But not edgy enough to want to be a vampire

>>18914076
That happened in Memnoch the Devil.

>>18908989
>Hello L.A. You're up way past your bedtime.

>>18908989
go to a goth club

>>18915814
Vampires don't necessarily adopt a goth look.

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Serious question. Do vampires like 2d? I hope they got good tastes.

>>18915122
How much are they paying you guys these days for disinfo?

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REJECT YOUR HUMANITY

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>>18916090
we do

>>18909913
The value of a human soul is actually priceless. It's because as a human your potential is infinite.

Nobody can even take it from you because it's your actual identity. They can take your body or influence your mind for a time, however, convincing you that they have taken it and wasting your valuable time here on Earth.

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>>18917381
omg ur soul is priceless ur potential is infinite too girl! u go girl! evri human is rlly good we are all so powerful and beautifuhl

satan will give u many powers for ur so special soul itz not like we are billions of retArds no wer godS with Powafuhl soulz

>>18911897
She's the radio host in Vampire Bloodlines >>18915450

>>18911465
If Interview with a Vampire is anything to go by, yes.

>>18916301
Stop please.

>>18919241
So how much do you get paid?

>>18918577
Interview with the Vampire was accurate in a lot of ways but all vamps are not homosexual.

>Stop being such a faggot.
> or ties a noose, stand on a chair, proceed to hang yourself. Make sure to cut yourself before you hang yourself, or the vampires won't come for you