/x/files pants-shitting events in your life

>>18908917
>Be me, 10 years old
>On my way home from grandparents
>Grandpa drives me home
>At the time lived in the middle of bum fuck nowhere
>Bout halfway home, really need to take a dump
>No stops outside of town
>Trying really hard to hold it in
>fuckgrandpawhyyoudrivesoslow.jpg
>Pull up, don't even tell grandpa goodbye start heading to door
>Literally shit my pants

Wish I was joking but that's a true story

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>>18909582

Chased by a wolf. Was able to open my front door and get inside just in time.

>>18908917
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>>18908917
Wish I could say I hadn't shat my pants in the country too

>>18909582
>>18911397
Why the fuck didn't you shit in the woods or squat behind some bush

When I was eight I saw the tooth fairy

>>18908917
>another "things that didn't happen" thread
yawn.