let's get an innawoods thread starting, philes

>>18908676
GO TO THE FUCKING WOODS AND POST YOU FUCKING DIP

>>18908722
bitch i could died

>>18908741
You could.
I did, but came back as a tulpa.
Live inside Mandelas mind, in the timeline where Britney didnt shave her head.

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>>18908676

>>18908676
>go camping with friends
>we totally had guns and stuff
>drinking, but not enough to make my story lack credibility
>notice birds and animals are too quiet
>smell this metallic rotted garbage smell
>see a thing with eerie proportions that looks either deer-like or canid-like
>we shoot at it, hear a weird noise
>it runs away
>we bug out of camp and either never go camping again, or never go to those woods again

>>18909158

>didn't have a weird feeling

FAKE AND GAY

>>18909158
congrats, you shot a fucking deer

>>18909223

newfaggot

joke <--- here

your head <--- here

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i have told this one years ago and this is the second time i`m telling it. I never forget that experience. Happened more than 10 years ago.
>Be me
>Around 15 years old
>Always hang out with cousin and this good friend
>Not so big forest nearby
>Most of the time we chill in forests,lush areas,gotta love nature
>one day we decide to go deeper in to the woods
>we smoke a big fat joint while walking and talking about random things
>notice this smell that gets stronger and stronger the deeper we get
>must be the joint,homegrown weed sometimes smells bad
>want to say something about the smell but don`t want to be this complaining guy
>gets to the point it gets disgusting and i can see discomfort on the faces of the guys
>finally ask if they smell it too or i`m just fucking baked
>they smell it too,saying it smells like decay
>smell gets stomach churning
>as we decide to go back we come across 3-4 big black garbage bags
>looks like as if black stringy wool is sticking out of the top
>Joint hits really hard at this point
>friend says we should check it out
>i don`t agree but we check it out anyway
>Stand close to the bags,smell is unbearable,hear flies buzz around
>black stringy wool is actually black human hair
>terror starts to creep up,pray to god it is not what i think it is
>friend pokes it with stick to open the bag more
>see white bloody gloves
>clumps of long black hair with some skin left on it
>some parts look like that of a face,the eye socket part maybe
>more blood
>all i hear is my heart pump,i just want to close my eyes and wake up in my bed
>Cousin shakes me to snap me out of it
>Says we should gtfo asap
>no talking in the 2 hour back hike
>never talk about it,never tell anyone,never hear anything about it

>>18909287
Why didn't you tell the cops Dick

>>18909158
>we shoot at it

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Happened years ago.

>Be me
>14 years old.
>On a school camping trip in Maryland.
>Trip lasts for 2 days.
>Go rowing and doing typical boring woods shit
>Around 11, teachers tell us to get ready to go to sleep
>I go into my tent, head to bed
>Wake up a few hours later hearing my name
>Friend wakes up too and says he heard his own name
>Get out of my tent and look around
>Few other people out of ~25 get out of their tents and were about to head out down the trail
>Say that they think someone is out there
>Teacher stops us and tells us to go back to bed, checks tents and makes sure no is missing
>scared, discuss with friend for a bit then head to bed
>in the morning 7 or 8 other people say they heard their own names get called and said they were going to head down the trail

>>18909588
Well go on bud

>>18909993
Forgot to stop it there. No one went down the trail. We all decided it'd be a bad idea to go down there. Sorry