Joe Rogan Experience #947 - Ron Miscavige - Scientology & Xenu

Link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVVdCikBDQk

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>>18908366

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER
THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)
THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT’S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST TO POP YOUR:
– ALPHA BRAIN – SHROOMTECH – KRILL & MCT OIL – PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk ←– HIT PLAY & YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE & YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A “WRECKING BALL” STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE
AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA
DUDE BOOOOM LMAO
DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
”BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS”
”BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT’S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN”
– Joe Rogan, 2015
YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING
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>>18908379
what the fuck lmao

Joe Rogan: The post

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>>18908379

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DUBS FOR EVIL LORD XENU

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>Scientologists believe our bodies are made out of dead souls
Also why can't this guy more than 2 minutes without making some chest-pounding "I'm a tough guy" statement
>"Yeah well I got a degree in bullshitting in the marines"

This guy is the father of the head of Scientology.

This will be good

>>18908366
Over already, fuck Joe

cool and?