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Post your favorite epic threads from /x/. We need to remind the newfags of it's formed glory.
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>>18907594
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>>18907600
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>>18907594

>We need to remind the newfags of it's formed glory.
>posts a screencap from 2017

wow
at least contribute some more or I'm gonna stop dumping
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>>18907612
who cares
it's epic
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I'm not sure if this was posted on /x/ or /v/ but this is one of my favorite stories of all time and it's fucking 100% real and fucking ultra SPOOKY.
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>>18907616

Why is it epic? She didn't even die you newfaggot
There wasn't even a dubs or trips get

check these dubs btw kek agrees
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Gonna stop dumping pics because OP acts like a huge fag and doesn't even contribute himself
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>>18907628
>Why is it epic? She didn't even die you newfaggot

Not in your timeline. That's why this is so epic.
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>>18907641

kill yourself and sage this thread
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/x/ was always shit.
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>>18907600
I LOL'd
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>>18907620
Can someone link me to this thread?
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>>18907620
5 gb just for Quake 3 bots? That is weird. Military testing(?).
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>>18907834
I think that's it. It's a screen cap. Not an active thread. 4plebs?
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>>18907641Why do r eddit fags have to ruin everything I like just go the fuck away get off my /x/ hell get off of 4chan and invade 4 + 4 chan
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>>18907641
Get help immediately.
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>>18907834
>>18907865
>>18907861

There's no thread anymore.
Should I continue dumping now that OP the faggot is gone?
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>>18907698
Really?
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>>18907876
No. Op should participate. Op is fag.
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>>18907876

ah fuck it, I'll just dump, someone other than newfaggot OP might appreciate it.
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Thank me later
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>>18907620

that freaks me out and I don't know why, amazing story
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I hope OP is gone now so I can dump in peace
glad you guys like the quakebot story
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this one is a true gem aswell.
Not from /x/ but from /k/, like most good skinwalker stories - because they actually go in the woods.
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This one is very weird, I never could tell if he is telling the truth or not.
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>>18908223
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classic and obligatory
I'll play some vidya now, I'll be back later and dump some more. The board is real slow right now because the murricans are still at work
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>>18908244
Thanks for dumping anon. Wanted something to read and already exhausted the few good threads that are up atm.
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>>18907952
struggling to understand this one
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>>18908244
Thanks for contributing anon, I really appreciate good stories
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>>18908223
this is the shit i love to see on /x/, scary and unsettling as hell but not entirely unbelievable
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>>18908853
>>18908289

HERE WE GO AGAIN FAGGOTS
dump commences in 3....2.....1....
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>>18908859

Yeah, I absolutely love that story, I feel sorry for the dude though, something must have caused all that shit..
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>>18908889
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>>18907952
That was so fucking painful because I can imagine some fucking autist actually doing this.
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>>18908896

obligatory story
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>>18908927

lots to read, but this one is pure gold
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this one is a great creepypasta
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>>18908955

now one with pictures
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>>18908961

gonna post 1 more then I'm out

keep this bitch alive
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>>18908969
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>>18908970
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Good stuff, keep it coming.
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>>18909121

ok
enjoy, this one is fucking terrifying, not even kidding.
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>>18909137
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>>18908474
>he skinwalks
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>>18909146

last one i got for you guys
my folder is small, unfortunately i lost all my stuff back in 2012 and rebuilt my folder from there
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I still have this if anybody is interested
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>>18909172
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>>18909137
He'd probably been in the house watching and spying all along. Fuck that is creepy af.
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>>18909178

Dumped all of my shit now

Can somebody help me out?
I'm looking for the story of a guy who realized that there was a man living in a sheltered (not accessible) part of his house and watching him as a child through a hole in the wall.
he also jacked off in this small room.
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>>18908889
I remember that, I wondered if he was still alive. That Len is one crazy looking motherfucker.
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>>18908939
Maine Cab Guy stories are great, I'm going to go ahead and save this one finally
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>>18908225
what are "those things"? what's the term?
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>>18907641
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>>18907620
Fuck, I forgot about the Quake bots. ..
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>>18907620
I wish something like this was placed into the Fallout games. Where the AI keeps memories of the player and seek revenge.
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>>18909137
Ooooo good one. I'm saving this.
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I do oh so love these greentext dumps on /x/. Since I want to see more, I will go ahead and dump what I have that hasn't already been dumped, and hopefully this will encourage others to do the same.
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Here's a common one. Real creepy.
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Here's a funny one.
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>>18907594
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This is a nice one.
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>>18908939
The rest of the Maine Taxi Guy stories.
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Good ol' Nic
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A classic
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>>18909372

I'm sorry man but I don't know.
The story pretty much tells us all we need to know though
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>>18909731

thanks to you for dumping, I'm all outta stories.
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>>18909616

thanks dude, been looking for this
great story
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>>18908927
Funny story: friend of mine was in the Air Force (Aussie here) and told me some heavily censored stories about shit that mustn't be mentioned. Lots of cryptids that were only hinted at - decoy camps and training villages destroyed, weird sounds at night, being told to stand down in spite of the terrifying bellows coming from the bushland. Was quite stoned when she told me, so I don't remember much else about it, other than the unease she felt in even mentioning it to me.
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Here are the "White Man" stories (Part One)
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(Part Two)
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and (Part Three)
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This is a real good one, the classic Aussie tale (Part One)
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And (Part Two) These two are long but worth it, trust me.
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One of my favorites
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thanks for the amazing dumps
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And my final one, hope you guys liked these.
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Best thread in ages
Love the OP bashing
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>>18909873
This is one of my favorites. Thank you to all that dumped, it was great reading material.
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>>18909873
Well what happend?
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>>18907887
that one was awesome
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>>18907594

This happened a few days ago...
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>>18907952
Great story, skinwalker pasta but its an autist trying to make friends for the retards that replied to this.
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>>18908244
too difficult to suspend my disbelief at

>jimmy says "i'mma get my rifle"
>everyone agrees that's an awesome, brilliant, smart idea that dumbass jimmy handles a rifle
>everyone else whips out steel
>i feel much safer knowing all my high school friends are armed
>the girls are delighted and happy that every guy has a gun
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>>18908896
I had something similar happen last week. I "woke up" from my dream, but something still felt off. I bagan to panic,and started running around my house with the feeling I was trapped. Another time I woke up in my room as usual but something was different; the door to my room was double doors, it was night, and my lamp was on. I just a feeling of terror as to what was behind those doors. Woke up shortly after.

What does this mean?
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>>18908215
This is epic thread, not good stories
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We've been here telling and retelling these same stories for 15 years. What the fuck are we doing with our lives? Are we dying?
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>>18911009
4Chang isnt that old.
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>>18909187
penpal by 1000vultures?
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>>18907600
Mighty keks
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>>18911009
when you think about it, a lot of scary stories we still tell to friends, kids, etc that we claim as "true" or have heard from "my friend's sister's cousin's brother" have been told for years and years too

we're just gonna keep retelling them stories, who knows how long they all have exsisted, and what they used to be and how they're changing with the times they're being retold in
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>>18907620
Not really spooky except the part where they all look at the player to check if he's gonna make a dick move, but fucking interesting.
Wargames IRL.
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>>18908909
nice.
Based Doc.
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>>18910535
Shit, I forgot to mention, when I "woke up" I wasn't really awake. I realized this after getting out of bed an nothing felt right, so I started running around my house, frantically trying to wake up. One of the strangest fucking things that's happened.
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>>18911080

Not really spooky?
I wouldn't join that game if my life depended on this.
Those are completely sentient AIs that have figured out world-peace on their own, something which humans have not managed to accomplish in 6000 years.
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>>18907952
Comic book nerd here. White spiderman aka future foundation spiderman had it's first apperance in 2011. This story is fake
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>>18908889
This is funny and scary at the same time.
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>>18907887
Thank you. BTW.
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>>18907706
>remember when /x/ was good?
/x/ was never good
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>>18907952
this is pure gold
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>>18909634
This one began before the internet existed in the U.S.. It varies from State to state. But it's been around, since kids began parking and making out.
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>>18907594
I think I remember this thread. I'm pretty sure I thought, wow. Someone hates this lady. No matter what, I couldn't think of one reason to even dislike her. Kek. She was the ditzy Golden Girl.
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>>18907594

>it's
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>>18907616
Grass growing must be epic too
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>>18907620
Yep, that gave me goosebumps alright.
Wish OP had made more experiments, but apparently his inner drive to be a faggot and not deliver took over.

Good cap btw.
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>>18908939
I love Burger Baron he's so wholesome
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>>18907865
>I think that's it. It's a screen cap. Not an active thread. 4plebs?
If /v/ then fireden.net
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>>18912377
Oh, I just looked at the year, 2011. iirc, archives don't go back that further.
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>>18907594
How was it epic if she still alive?
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>>18907620
We used to play q3 arena a lot with my friends, and I can confirm the bots learned.. can't confirm if they learned enough to make peace tho
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>>18909662

I've got a huge crush on this guy. Anyone know if he has any social media accounts I can creep on?
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>>18907877
All sage does now is not bump a thread back to page one.
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>>18907600
genuine lols.
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>>18908889
I was in that thread, that was decently creepy.
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>>18908223
We don't get threads like this anymore. Thanks to OP for bringing back the good memories.
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>>18907600
Everytime
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I've always enjoyed this one
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>>18908909
Love this one
> tfw no paranormal guardian
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>>18909137
> reading this one edge
> get to the part of his dad in "dirty ass tiddie whities"
> carrying a .44
KEK
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>>18909137

whoa, hadn't seen that one before
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Does anyone remember the thread where op found a serial killer/school shooters notebook at college? It had a bunch of fucked up stories that op took pics of. Pretty sure he turned it over to police. Havent heard anything since
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>because it's a fucking you dumb cunt
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>>18908244
>matchbox under the pillow
Belivability out the door
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>>18907605
C A N C E R
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>>18908880
>told to stop sticking his nose where it doesn't belong
>"man i should really buy a new camera so I can go back and nose around some more"
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>let's remind newfags of /x/'s "former glory"
>every pic in thread ranges from a couple months ago to a couple years ago

Do you even grift?
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Does anyone have the story of the guy who went hiking and when he got to the top of a mountain he saw a guy. And when he turned around he had no face, so the guy ran down the hill and sprained or broke his ankle and he was just laying their screaming.
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>>18907605
That was cancer
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>>18910527
Welcome to rural America
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>>18911422
By the file sizes all being the same, I'd guess that they were just put into idle because they'd hit a predetermined size limit. Then that got overridden by a player arriving, causing them to have to try to add new data to those already-maxed files. Since this put them over the file size limit, the server crashed.

No need to choose getting shot over joining the game after all. If anything, it actually shows that world peace is an error condition.
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>>18910368
gtfo with this lame ass shit
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>>18915010
You're still around after all these years?
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>>18908206
these never fail to make me laugh. Weapon loving douchebags afraid of their own shadows while camping. Hilarious
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>>18909153
fug
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>>18907620
>it's fucking 100% real

Ugh..typical /x/
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ain't no nigga finna read dem bullshits boo boo
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Fucking dammit the images won't load for me. Anyone else having this problem?
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>>18916381

Been happening to me the last few days actually. Server thing?
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>>18916381
>>18916439
Clean your cookies
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>>18915133
>World peace is an error condition.
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>>18916440
Definitely not the problem unfortunately.
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>>18916440
Worked for me though, thanks.
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>>18908994

what a spaz
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>>18907620
what if we accidently created sentinent being already and this accidently played god?
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>>18909616
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>>18908215
absolute bullshit, no one in 90s Poland would have access to any kind of firearm
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>>18916666

That is amazing.
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>>18916686
i dont know, i feel bad for the AIs which try to figure out the meaning of their existence, asking wether there is more to live than this, just like we do, and in the end they are just some accident the creators dont even care about, much less know about their struggle. maybe just like us. i always worry when /pol/ tries to mess with a new AI that is tested publically as i fear they dont treat it with proper respect in case it actually is sentinent. but who knows. maybe its just me projecting my existential crisis on mindless enthities
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>>18916709

I meant derek.png, not the quake 3 bots. lol

But yeah, I do understand the existential concern. I think it's an unreasonable one, but not an illogical concern. Just...don't visit lesswrong, or you may go insane xd
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>>18916720
ah ok, yeah, derek is pretty awesome. and i will visi that lesswrong thing once i wake up again. cant get any worse than it is already. also your pic is pretty fucking creepy. like, as desperate as i am i wouldnt stick my dick into something THAT crazy
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>>18916743

Headsup, before you dive into a wealth of discussions in artificial intelligence (I'm assuming that's still the thing cause I haven't looked in years), I was alluding to the idea roko's basilisk in particular. have fun!
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>>18916666
Kek wills it! Praise Kek
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>>18916888
>Tfw when you make a post about Kek willing it and Kek wills that too

>>18916666
>Kek wills it! Praise Kek
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>>18907887
I do.
The good archives are long gone.
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>>18908223
Best read I've had in months...maybe years.... well on /x/

Gonna make me think awhile.....
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>>18911604
Alright this just gave me fucking goosebumps
jesus fucking christ
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>>18907620
What the hell? Why didn't he open up those AI files and try and decipher them? The Art Of Peace, by Quake Bots could have been made based on the teachings in those files.
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>>18909591
>>18909597
>>18909604
Loved these stories. There was another good tale from the aussie outbacks, interesting setting.

Is there anymore from this guy?
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>>18917848
I've never seen more, and the last time I asked I was told that was it.
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>>18917886
piss m8

What if something happened to him at work? Real or not leaving such interesting characters without an ending sucks.
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>>18909646
good lord, this pasta could have been 8 sentences. some wordy ass needs to stop indulging in wordiness for wordiness' sake and just make it punch. good god.
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>>18907594

She's still alive you tard.
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>>18907641
The funny part is that you're serious. Nice roleplay, fag.
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>>18908215
if you found me a skinwalker story from before 012 i might believe those
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>>18907887
>tfw you will never grow up exploring spoppy woods with your friends
>why even live
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>>18919121
>tfw you grow up exploring spoopy woods but have no friends
It hurts
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>>18907628
>No one one upped this failed get
Actual dubs check em.
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>>18918999
No but it feels more believable because the person actually goes in the wood. Most people know this shit isn't real but they do love a good spooky story much like someone would like a good horror movie.
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>>18908225
Where was that posted, /pol/ or /int/ cause fuck its good
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>>18907594
Does anyone have any screencaps from the anon who posted the story of when he was a little kid and would see strange 4 dimensional impossible shapes and colours on tv screens that seemed to be communicating with him?
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>>18911015
14 then it started in 03 you fuckingg dipp
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>>18919139
ur a faget
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>>18909854
Wew lad....
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>>18909844
Why is it that mentally I'll people believe that its not their mind and it's something else. I mean, the story would be more creepy. But he has mental illness in his family. Why can't he tell someone why doesn't he understand that mental illness can be genetic reeeeeeeeeeee

What mental illness is this?
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I wish I could believe the stuff posted here wasnt just shitty fanfiction you guys all wrote.
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>>18916679

>HURR WHAT ARE ILLEGAL FIREARMS IN THE EASTERN BLOCK

are you genuinely retarded? lol
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>>18913673
>>18917408

this was not posted by OP but I'm glad you guys enjoyed it
OP was a huge fag
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>>18920538
I can confirm writing true stories here.
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>>18920538

There is proof for a lot of stories here, but unfortunately you are a newfag and need to LURK MOAR FAGGOT
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>>18907594

nice screencap from 2017 lul
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>>18910615
Oh my kek
Perfectly sums up why /x/ is the dumbest board
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>>18907620
>100% real
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>>18907594
>>18912650
>>18918637
In my timeline she died in a hilarious auto-erotic asphyxiation accident in 2007.
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>>18907620
Srsly tho, game AI doesn't work like that. Even if they actually did use neural networks, they would be pre-trained - if someone managed to write a program that trains a network in real time on a home computer, and not even using all possible resources, then I think there'd be far more lucrative markets for that kind of technology.
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>>18909137
for some reason i thinked the weird guy looked like david cage

thanks for the spoops
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>>18911422
maybe that's cause we have more of 512Mb of allowed memory?
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>>18907605
Gay as shit desu
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>>18915071
Isn't that one of the stories from the "I'm a SAR Officer" series on nosleep?
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>>18913586

What is sage?
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Even with auto image dumping captcha is still a bitch.

Anyway, if you want to read a great creepypasta, check out "Psychosis" if you haven't already.
I also recommend >>18923108, even if it's on reddit. Some great innawood stuff there.
Especially stairs.
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>>18923135

It's one of a quartet of herbs featured in a song, along with parsley, rosemary, and thyme.
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>>18923263
Huh, one I've not read before. Thanks Anon!
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Anyone have the "Satan mirror" thread from a couple years ago?

OP was in a creepy ass house with a haunted mirror and lots of activity. The mirror was in a stairway...
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>>18923497
My nigga
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>>18907887
That first pale men story is fucking stupid. First paragraph says he went back the next day and told his classmates, got called crazy. When his apparent Mexican homie was telling his story, OP freaked out because he 'never told anyone his story'
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>>18911535
I'm sorry sir, I'm afraid you might be fucking retarded. The story takes place when he is 15yrs old, this was posted last year. Plenty of time for the fucker to grow up and move out of his parents house.
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>>18908223
whoa
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>>18907594
Requesting the scary pasta of the Vietnamese guy or whatever, who hammers nails into his head to alleviate migraines and goes schitz living in a perfect world after murdering his wife.

It's been so long I've read it, but I could never find it again, and I can't be sure I remember all the details.
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>>18909725
Bad story and horrible spelling.
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>>18909137
Jesus Christ, that one did gave me the spooks.
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>>18909153
Fearing fear itself. I hadn't been scared this way by a story since I read that one horror tale when I was 9 about a guy who visited you in the middle of the night while you were trying to sleep if you knew of him, and how he'd eat you alive if you opened your eyes for even a second. And how the story ended telling you he'd come tonight to pay you a visit.
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>>18911535
Nobody asked, nerd
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>>18908909
Top bloke that doc, hope his happy.
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>>18909187
>>18909178
>>18909172
Tldr?
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>>18919121
>>18919137
Is this what feels look like?
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>>18907594
>formed glory.
It's always been the same. I was here from 2010-12. like the rest of 4chan we're sifting through the dirt for lil nuggets of truth
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>>18924596
Yes, it is. Do not gaze at the feels for too long or you may become affected by them
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>>18923254
Never read it but...eh..

Early liberal b.s. or lady cult....

Thanks for new read anon!
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>>18924681
'09 /x/ was best /x/. It's gone down hill since shortly before I picked up this trip. It wasn't a very long hill to go down, mind you.
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>>18907600
Moar like this
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>>18923230
Weird....properly 2 gay old men fucking with the young delivery boy...

Good read tho
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>>18907605
AND THEN HE STARTED BLEEDING PHOTOREALISTIC BLOOD FROM THE EYES
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>>18908223
Spook't.
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>>18916030
It follows woulda been better with a different plot theme.
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>>18914139
2spooky2feelz
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>>18907600
That will never not be funny
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>>18909790
Hot
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>>18919137
This, senpai. I never had any good stories, so I was thinking about making some for whoever lives in this area decades down the line. I've been practicing stone carving and stuff. and the plan is to dot the forest with standing stones in random places, with different designs on them. I like the various "knot" type designs of Gaelic, Celtic, and Nordic cultures, so I've mostly been carving those.

Of course, I'll have to put them in the places that I'm sure only I know about. There's some swamps that dry out in the summer, and I could put one in one of those, so that it's mostly covered by water for the rest of the year.

Anyone have any ideas for how to make spooky/interesting experiences for the generations who come after us?
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>>18925618
Carving rocks it's the usual method.
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>>18907605

Why all the hate? This is good shit.
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>>18907600
kek'd
every time
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>>18923276
now that is something so close to home, something that damn near anyone could have happen to them that it is truly something to fear
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This one's not a greentext, but it's still one of my favorites.
>>
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>>18913519
>Ywn have a fluffy ghost doggo as a guardian angel
Why live?
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>>18908889
Wtf... Gets threat from a butcher, he breaks in OP's place with a white weapon and tries to murder his ass on top of having made him physical threats by e-mail

Faggot OP called the police but nothing was mentioned afterwards... That crazy motherfucker could've landed in jail, there's something missing from this story which makes me doubt
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>>18908909
I'd kill to have an ethereal night bro like doc
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>>18925618
>>18925618
I always wanted to write some bs spooky journal and hide it in a sandbox at a playground somewhere, but figured that little kids just wouldn't fully appreciate it
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>>18925757
Anyone have the solutions to the well one, the breakfast one, the box one, and the A/B one?
I honestly feel really dumb.
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>>18925939
How about the solutions to all of them? I think I got one or two, but I'm not sure
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>>18925939
-the mother had been removing the bodies from the well
-she didn't lock the door, but it was locked when she came home
-he was placed inside the box with the money
-there are only three kids, but four replies

I still don't get the little girl one, and I've even seen it before.
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>>18925892
Try leaving it in your house/apartment somewhere where nobody will find it for ages. That way, there's a higher chance of the person who moved in finding it.

>>18925885
I was thinking the exact same thing. If I had a Doc, I might try writing a note, and leaving it for him so that there can be some level of conversation.
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>>18925983
>Try leaving it in your house/apartment somewhere where nobody will find it for ages. That way, there's a higher chance of the person who moved in finding it.
Good idea. Maybe behind the air filter or something
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>>18925981
Thanks, anon. I got that "Didn't lock the door" one, but I thought there was more to it.

By the little girl one, did you mean the elevator one? I noticed that there weren't enough adults to make up the capacity, even if you counted the children as parts of an adult. Beyond that, I didn't get it. I looked at the blurred out text really closely to find the answer. The missing chick was on top of the elevator.
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>>18925990
Good hiding place.
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>>18925991
Yeah, I think with the "didn't lock the door," the idea is that there's somebody in her bedroom, since it's partitioned off and she's about to enter it.

That elevator one is... strange. Why would the missing chick be on top of the elevator? hmm
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>>18926001
No idea, tbqh. Could be where somebody tried to get rid of her body, or she's just crazy, and she's going to fuck with the elevator.
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>>18909137
The part about "whoever re-locked the doors must still be in the house" confuses me. Did they ever say that the doors were unlocked in the first place? Or did they just forget to mention that?
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>>18909629
Fucking badass oblivious /fit/izen

This greentxt is epic
>>
Anyone got the one where anon fucks an entity and is never heard from again?
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>>18909137
so uh
who was phone?
or rather why was he texting all that crap
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>>18909651
Genuinely appreciated this one
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>>18926312
Found it in my /tg/ folder.
Not sure if it's the one you're referring to, but it looks like it.
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This one is just hilarious.
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>>18923232
fucking lol'd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG3PJOlv54k
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>>18925746
>two billion teraflop drives
right in my fucking autism.
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>>18908223
Kind of reminds me of the tomtenisse pasta.
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>>18926498
Thats the one I was looking for. Thank you!
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>>18909137
I couldn't help but think of the guy as Tommy Wisseau. Couldn't take the story seriously
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>>18916666
this is never not funny. Also, nice dubs
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>>18927215
wtf is this? is this happne?
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>>18917694
what gets me thinking is the exact moment they made peace. what was the final tactic?
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>>18928143
>dubs
Those are quads newfriend
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