Selling your soul

>>18903047
pros - you get what you want
cons - youre everyones bitch

No it's not possible.

>>18903047
Yes it's possible but your soul isn't worth much to the ones who would buy. You're more likely to get a favor than something like fame and fortune nowadays.

The reason is humans are overpopulated so there's plenty of souls for the taking.

Think of it like Beanie Babies. They were supposed to be worth thousands one day but the company over-produced them so instead, aside from some very few first editions of the original designs, they're worthless.

Not worth it really.

You're better off trading a favor for a favor in that case but what'll be asked of you isn't always pleasant.

I mean even Supernatural knows this (that show did semi do their research on paranormal "facts" and shit to adapt it to a tv show.

Very few people have a soul with any worth.

>>18903088
What makes a soul valuable?

>>18903047
You hurts a whole bunch of people and you will later burn and not escape your fate, you'll never be forgiven again, very bad. Plus no one truly respects or cares about you any and you evetually realuze thry're all fake just like you spiraling into a depression, knowing Satan sees you as a fool for selling out to him.

>>18903047
>Selling your soul

You cannot sell it

Btw, wrong theology.

When you join the military you become property of the United States. That's all I know. That and
a few vets told me that if you fight on base you can get in trouble then charged with damaging government property.

>>18903088
Beanie babies were a pyramid scheme
from the jump.

>>18903122
Don't misgender Satan

>>18903047
Must be able to draw something that looks like a sign.

>>18903172
Yep , the military is a devils contract. NEVER AGAIN.
Had some fun though, ...

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>Cons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg61NTpiy3Y

>>18903088
What kinds of favors have people got out of it? Just asking out of curiosity

Selling your soul is when you do something very sinful in exchange for money some sort of personal gain.

Investment bankers, actuaries...

If it's a Christian idea, try not to take it literally. It wont make any fucking sense.

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>>18903047
There's a small, inconspicuous building called "Padraic Willoughsby and Co." in the industrial district of Birmingham, UK. Most of the time, its doors are locked and the windows are draped. However, on February 29th of every leap year, there will be a small plastic container outside the front door containing business cards. On the front of the card it says in large capital letters, "PADRAIC WILLOUGHSBY AND CO. ENGLAND'S THAUMATURGICAL SPECIALISTS". On the back, in nearly illegibly small type it says "The blood of the innocent." Any night after midnight one can come to Paidraic Willoughsby and Co. and slide their card through the door, and the door will instantly unlock. Inside there is an empty room with white walls. No light reaches this room, except for a small sliver from the other end of the room. When you approach this room you will find that it is actually another door. When you knock on it, a voice will ask "What makes a man become exalted?" and you must respond with the phrase on the back of the card: "The blood of the innocent." The door will open and you will come into another room, a kind of lounge. Inside it you will find around 5-10 people, depending on the night, sitting around smoking and drinking brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all in this room and, it is nearly silent except for the phonograph which plays the exact same record over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they will promptly ignore you and pretend as if you were not there. Towards the south wing of the room you will find a large, round table, slightly different from the others. On it will be a quill pen and a document. The document shows all of your personal information: name, birthdate, place of residence, criminal record, greatest fears, etc. At the bottom of the document is a long line that asks for your signature.

>>18903047
Selling your soul is possible, but the reality is that it's more like a trade than an indefinite sale with no refunds. There are ways to reclaim what you GAVE away in exchange for anything you wanted, but it is hard. Take some advice from the Oyster and keep your Pearl to yourself.

>>18903210
are street signs ok?

>>18904073
for what purpose?

>>18904103
Your heart's desire on this Earthly plane.

>>18904286
You the same schizo as on reddit?

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>>18903047

I accidentally sold my soul to some pagan goddess when I was a kid. I asked God to make me like King Solomon and give me knowledge and wisdom.

She's pretty scary and has put me through some terrifying experiences but I love her anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkEwWlDBxQY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbsZgUSpOxM

>>18904301

Sorry, correcting my comment. I'm not schizophrenic - but thank you for your concern. Prophecy is real, see for yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amY1GABiiyY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmG7vFeUxn8

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>>18904301
>You the same schizo as on reddit?

What's more likely? The entire world is wrong about men becoming gods or the Jews, Trinitarian "Christians," and Muslims are psychopathic serial killers who think they have a right to be murderers because they're read a book about talking burning bushes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRzKae0XskI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5oNIZvdrRU

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>>18904301
>You the same schizo as on reddit?

I'll put it this way: nothing I believe is outside the scope of "orthodox" paganism. So I'm AT LEAST not more schizo than your average spiritual person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5b7tgkdFH0

>>18904060
>Selling your soul is when you do something very sinful in exchange for money some sort of personal gain.

oh good so nobody owns me after that

>>18904073
What would one get in return for his soul?

>>18904322
fuck i asked more wisdom or the same amount because King Solomon was supposed to be the wisest? i forgot that part
this freaked me out dude i mean that exact words
>i asked god to make me like king solomon give me knowledge and wisdom
almost like me

>>18904322
Taking advantage of the psycho I see.

>>18903047
>is it possible
I don't believe so, since your soul is property of the LORD. But I'm not so sure. But assuming you can:
>pros
You get whatever you want.
>cons
The destruction of your free-will, and eternity as a complete slave to whomever you sold it to.

>>18903093
Their abilities, who they influence, shit thay may be of use prob

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>>18903047