I want to be a guineapig for the psychic military. They keep

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>>18900440
You will certainly be used but not for the purposes you think.

>>18900440
You can be a guinea pig for /x/ research center.

>>18900448
What?

So you don't really want to be a guinea pig, you just want your inner powers unlocked

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>>18900454
They're gonna suck your brains out through a straw.

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We offer you a chance to serve as guinea pig for the things we do.

It's lot more than what it seems.

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ITT: OP wants to be Eleven

>tfw I want to unlock my abilities too
>but don't want to be a test subject for anyone
Why can't we have good things?

>>18900440

Where are you located? We've been planning of setting up the /x/ HQ, you'll need to do a bit of bending or laying on your stomach so we can see if you're fit for the job.
Don't worry, it's just protocol

>>18900510
I guess I'll settle for unlocking abilities.

>>18900510
They end up being samples anyway, who cares.

>>18900615
Yeah but who would want to be physically experimented on? Becoming a sample isn't the same.

>>18900449
>/x/ research center
>we need to prove to people how the earth is flat, mountains are trees, tulpas are real, etc. without the need for science or logic

>>18900632
You mean the bad troll universe? No worries. We see your kind daily.