>roommates say house is haunted, every unexplained noise must

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>roommates say house is haunted, every unexplained noise must be ghosts
> don't believe them
>last night my roommate's fan was acting strange
>also my goddamn bed was rocking/vibrating slowly
>check entire room for cause of rocking
>google it
>internet says must be ghosts or sleep paralysis
>lay back down
>bed starts rocking again
>it isn't sleep paralysis

So /x/ do we hire an exorcist?