THIS IS FUCKING WEIRD

Goddamit, I was supposed to say my room not living room.

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You were probably abducted by ayy lmaos bro, better check your bunghole for signs of tampering.

Bro, just checked. No anal probes dude.

timeskip. if you have had any head injuries in the past days weeks or months then the time skip was probably due to that.
another reason is that it's just spoopy.

Maybe you took a very long piss

>>18892337
Well, I did hit my head really hard before. But I've never heard of timeskip. Sounds interesting.

>>18892340
Yep, 12 seconds is really a long time.

Bumperino

I need more theories about it.

>>18892284
OK. My uncle told me that same history. More than 10 vyear ago

>>18894343
Really, what happened to him?

>>18892350
Were they long seconds or short ones?

>>18892284

YOU SHOULD HAVE WASHED YOUR HANDS AFTER FLUSHING THE TOILET, SWINE.

>>18894456
I didn't know your shit-ass posted here and on /fa/.

>>18892284
Was it your computer clock you looked at, by chance? I've had experiences with my clock's auto-adjustment going wrong, sometimes off by half a day for no reason

i want Moar threads like this

good story OP

>>18894452
It was digital.

>>18894487

Yeah, it was his computer that changed the position of the sun too.

Idiot.

>>18894607
Microwave time?

>>18894689
Nah.

>>18892284
We were just checking on you buddy, don't worry

>>18895251
Well, if you check on me. Can you atleast let me know? Y'all scaring me.

>>18892284
ayyy lmao

lost time, checked
also, check for body marks/wounds
ask family if they also had lost time experiences

if not then you might just had head trama in the past

t. alien

>>18892284
Maybe you were asleep and were just dreaming that it was 12:00 at noon. Then you woke up because of pee, went half awake to the bathroom, and after it you were fully awake, realizing where you are.

>>18895385
Nah dude. I know that I was awake at that time because I can still remember vivid details from when I was using the phone.

>>18895358
I still don't get how head trauma causes an individual to skip time. Can someone please explain?

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>>18895555
I'd assume memory loss from time to time, loss of concioisness and confusion as a result of the head trauma. Or you have a tumor or a parasite inside your brain. Get your head checked. An alien might be living there.

>>18895555
also checked

I'm legit spooped right now.

>>18895555
Because time's a construct of your perception and a lot of that perception is processed by your head

>>18892284
The only thing weird is that fucking picture. Never post that shit again.

>>18895636
He looks like a hipster desu.

Here's a weird one. Whole group of adults is driving down road. Mid day. A few minutes later they are waking up on the side of the road. It's two in the morning and their two states away. They were traveling, but this was experienced by all four of them. Mid nineties. No idea what happened to this day.

>>18895731
*they're. Arg.

>>18895731
You mentioned that they are "waking up". Perhaps, they could've fallen asleep.

>>18895733
ARG, as in Alternate reality game? Or are you just expressing your frustration?

>>18895833
Frustration. Just woke up.

>>18895746
Right. No. All four of them had been asleep. Last thing they remember was deciding to get off the highway. They all woke up around the same moment. IDK. Heard it from some family in VT. They aren't the types to even tell a story like that. Someone changed the subject.

>>18895849
That makes more sense.

The only weird thing about that story is that how the driver were still able to drive while they were asleep.

Where to learn more about time skipping like this?

One time I was driving home from college, I've made the drive a thousand times before. Hour and a half tops, less if I speed. I texted my dad to tell him I was leaving at 1, drove home no traffic I thought I made awesome time. Walk in,
"What took so long?"
>4pm
Still have no clue how this happened

>>18898245
Seems like you've also timeskipped as well.

This has happened to me before. Happens all the time with benzos. You black out, and your mind does a piss job transitioning. It can also happen without using drugs. I've lost entire days before, completely sober. Probably a brain tumor. Or maybe I just don't remember using the drugs. As a child, doctor once gave me a urine screen after an indecent, but no conclusion.

With all these brain damage stuff people have been talking about here in this thread, I think my head is indeed damaged. I am spooped rn.

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>>18898409

>>18892284
>it was summer at the time
>what just happened
pick a timeframe for your shitty stories op

>>18898467
Wut?

>>18898393
What's a urine screen though?

>>18899202
checking the urine for drugs

>>18899202
oh wait, i didn't read the post... in this case checking for healthy issues

>>18899227
Oh ok then. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

>>18892284
>What the fuck just happened?
You were bukkaked+showerd by your handlers they fucked up the time sync

>>18899300
"Handlers". Yep, I feel violated.>>18899300

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>>18895624

Thats happened to me when I was hitting the sauce pretty hard.

>>18892284
You had a seizure and passed out.