Saturn's moon Enceladus, NASA says, could have alien life

More CGI NASA fiction coming up

not that big of a deal honestly

theyve theorized that it could for years they say similar things about titan and its methane oceans or ice crystals on mars

call us when the ships arrive

>>18889730
>not that big of a deal

>they've theorized

i wish i was as dense as you. fuckin ez life

We've known that it "could" have life ever since we realized it probably has a liquid ocean under the surface. This announcement isn't surprising by any means - we just now know that it had a liquid ocean AND has sufficient geological activity to support terrestrial microbes

>>18889750
We know water can contain life, Saturn's moon has water so it probably has life
it's not really that had to put together

NASA lies.

well if NASA says it, then obviously there's some credibility here.

We can always trust NASA, because they're a government agency, and the government would never lie to its people, right?

Wow you woke plebbitors are retarded.

Life = micro organisms
If there was a civilization that near we could easily fucking spot them with infrared or even radio waves

Sage this shit thread
NASA rules.
Go learn some physics in school you underage faggots

>>18889724
>>18890909
>>18890945
>autistic screeching.jpg

>>18889717
Oh cool every floating rock in space is STILL a 100% pixel perfect sphere.

>>18889717
The joke here is that they quite literally removed the hair from a man's ballsack, stretched it out, took a picture of his left but, photoshopped it blue, and told you it was a planet.

Honestly the greatest joke you can play on the world.
They are in tears laughing, I guarantee you.

>>18891053

Retarded.
You can clearly see how it isn't a perfect sphere

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>>18889753
Your intellect is wasted on /x/, anon. People here just want to call eachother faggots and roleplay, not have actual conversations. Save your energy.

Oh and more people will read your post if you post a dumb picture with it. (pic related)

>>18890978
yesh bosh

>>18889753
It's sounds surprising to me, excuse me for not being completely aware on the latest of exo-life discoveries.

>>18891079
I don't agree with this statement at all. Go test this theory of yours in ms paint and you will find that every single NASA image ever published of a "planet" is a 100% pixel perfect circle.

Don't floating rocks in space have mountains and stuff?

>>18891106

Retarded
They are not perfect spheres. You can't see it with your eyes but you can actually calculate it from the picture itself

>>18891106
You realise how far away that photo is taken from, right? Those little lines are mile deep ravines.

Does our moon not appear perfectly spherical when you look at it even through a telescope?

You're an idiot tbf.

>>18891106

>don't floating rocks in space have mountains and stuff

Wow this is retarded.
Are you blind?

>>18891146
>>18891151
>>18891148
Found the globetards.

Keep denying your creator and you'll get yours.
One does not simply past the firmament.

>>18891084
Thanks for the tips, my dude. I come here for the spooky stories

>>18891157

I'm a Gnostic and I don't think Nasa pictures are fake. So you're just retarded. Not "woke"

>>18891160
1. I don't know what a gnostic is, I don't worship false gods.
2. Here is a thesaurus so you can learn words that aren't "retard" and "autistic." www.thesaurus.com
3. I don't know what "woke" means, in your 4chan conspiracy lingo format, so it's hard to claim I am such a thing.
4. NASA lies. Everyone knows it.

>>18891157
Well, you said that there are no mountains, while enceladius clearly shows some spectacular "geography" for a moon covered in ice. Maybe chill with buzzwords and ellaborate on what you mean with "no mountains".

I know that nobody will convince anybody itt. Just want to know where people like you are coming from

>>18891181
>im fucking insane
What pill is this guy even on

>>18890978
What makes you think they would use radio waves? Maybe they use something else. They could be more alien than we expect. I don't think there's advanced life there, but it always seems weird that scientists assume alien species would use radio waves.

Fucking Saturn cult.

>>18891181
>I don't know what a gnostic is
>Here is a thesaurus so you can learn words

>learn words that aren't "retard"
This is a valid description for anyone who believes the earth is flat

>I don't know what "woke" means, so it's hard to claim I am such a thing
In what world is that a valid argument?

>>18891158
Just don't believe any of it. /x/ is full of bullshitters, god-thumpers and role-players. The only thing it's good for is conspiracy threads and horror recommendations. The rest is roleplayers playing "ooo lets pretend".

>>18891237
>What makes you think they would use radio waves?
Radio waves - being the lowest frequency of the EM spectrum - are best suited for long range communication. It's not a matter of culture or tech, it's a matter of physics. Aliens might have something that transmits faster than light. They could have perfected some sort of quantum tunneling and superposition to create instant transfer of info.

But how would we look for communications that a) we have no idea how it would work or what signals it would give off and b) would likely not "travel" through spacetime as we understand the action? Doesn't it make more sense to look around and see if anyone is out there using what we know to be good tech for long-range communication first? I mean, you're not going to get much better than a message going the fastest speed possible when moving through spacetime.

>>18891237
>Maybe they use something else.
and what would that be? magic?

>>18889717
No Shit, Sherlock. NASA "reveals" something we've know for years, again.

>>18892178
they didnt reveal anything you dense nigger. learn2read

>>18891160
Interested in Gnosticism, doesn't get talked about much

>>18892194
Learn what "" means, you illiterate dunce.

>>18891709
That´s true and we can do it also. We just need 2 quantum particles that are entangled, put them into different boxes, and we can send morse codes like this instantly. However, it will be just a one-time transmission, but if the strange quark theory will prove right we can entangle them at the distance. Another mean is to use matter-antimatter flip-switch, where we can switch between the two (because supposedly antimatter has an opposite arrow of time, that´s why it disappears even in the absolute vacuum without any matter and without being suspended by magnetic field.)

>>18892217
https://www.quora.com/Can-photon-teleportation-transfer-information-faster-than-the-speed-of-light

You can't transmit data via entanglement.

>>18892208
you used it wrong

>>18892217
>We just need 2 quantum particles that are entangled, put them into different boxes, and we can send morse codes like this instantly.
nope. educate yourself and stop talking out your ass.
>b-but...
no. look it up and shut up

>>18891157
>your creator

*tithes*

>>18892178
Nah dude. They confirmed that Enceladus probably has geothermal vents at the bottom of its ocean, which would provide enough heat and sustenance for microbes, as we know them, to live. Up until now this was just an assumption

>>18891181
Man.. I can just see your neckbeard.

Enceladus is a giant spaceship called 'Atlantis' that carries amphibious aliens from Sirius. Jesus is their King and they've been uplifting us for thousands of years. Open your eyes to the truth.

>>18890909
Give an example

>>18892830
"moon" "landing"

>>18892839
But that happened.

Please give an example of them lying.

>>18891157
Well made bait.

>>18892839

retarded

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It'll be bacteria.

Okay, that's cool I suppose. Proof that life can exist other than on Earth is always welcome.

But, damn, can't they find an awesome pyramid or something? Fucking bacteria.

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>>18891157
I sought out this image because it applies so perfectly to what you've done here today.

>>18891447
what else to you expect on a paranormal board

>>18892174


Consciousness... pretty much any report says the advanced beings are highly telepathic

>>18893208
Serious answers, please.

>>18889750
Who gives a rats ass about amoebas dude, I can't fuck em

>>18893248

Virgin

2bqh if it's just microbes, that's pretty cool, but if they find actual multicellular life, and if they find shit of the size and intelligence of a blue whale, let's be real I don't think any of us would need a full on city to be hyped.

Space whales let's go.

>>18889724
>>18890909
>>18890945
>>18892839
>>18891157
>Denying science and actual research
All you flat-fags are the same. Go outside.

>>18893139
I hoped it would be actual ground-breaking threads full of evidence, discussion, and mind-blowing stories. /pol/ and /b/ have genuinely changed the world in little ways, 4chan is great when it's done right.

/x/ is nothing more than a psycho board. I spent 3 years here.

>>18889717
i need a pic of whole enceladus

>>18893248
You should watch the movie Life. You'd get a little perspective on your opinion

>>18892199

I believe in Satan.
I doubt that is what you meant when you thought of gnosticism

>>18894066
shiiiieeeeeet

>>18893419
>I don't think any of us would need a full on city to be hyped.
speak for yourself. i only care if they find intelligent life

>>18893954
>praising /pol/ and /b/
You must be delusional, new, or both

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https://youtu.be/Jp9Y8I6v_Ds?t=48s

NASA

>>18889717
You know they probably mean like amoebas and worms and other tiny creatures with no brains that slither around eating each other and not an advanced civilization, right?

>>18893124
Someone is having difficulty coming to terms with his autism.

>>18894699
>C'mon guys, it won't be anything cool like advanced alien life. It'll ONLY be the first time we could see how life forms on another planet. It would JUST be the potential to study non-DNA models of biology. Snooze-ville IMO.

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>>18889717

Why would the aliens put themselves in their computer simulation?

>>18894609
I dont' see any harnesses. Just folds in shirts.

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>>18894795

>>18894752
Most people who aren't dedicated scientists have no reason to care about non-intelligent alien life.

>>18893248
Indeed.

Let me know when the asari, Twi'leks, Zeltrons, or monster girls show up.

>>18895586

Wrong, they have every reason to care and none of the drive to.

I'm convinved that the flat Earthers (who popped up out of nowhere about a year ago), are a CIA psyops to disrupt this site.

>>18889717
LOOK AT THOSE AMBIGUOUS LINES
OH SHIT GUYS THE VAGUE SUPER DINOSAURS IN THE SOUTH POLE CAME FROM SATURN'S MOON

EARTH HAS BEEN INVADED ONCE AND WILL BE INVADED AGAIN

>>18895672
The earth is not flat, it's a large cylinder structure that goes on forever.

>>18895670
>Wrong, they have every reason to care
Such as?

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This is an *actual* NASA satellite image of the earth.

This is also an *actual* cartoon image.

>>18895695
F L A T
F L A T

>>18889724
Round planets. Those sinister illuminators. Fruity-tooty. Illamanaughty.

Those bastards.

>>18895698
That's from the "aqua" satellite.

It's labelled as a real picture.
I'm not even joking.
NASA is in a puddle of tears laughing right now. And they keep taking pictures of their nutsacks and photoshopping them different colors and saying they are planets.

The most legendary pranksters that have ever existed.
They actually got people to believe that a hue modified image of buzz Aldrin's testicle was a planet. See original photo for proof.

>>18895695
if they go to space, why make fake earth pics

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>>18895698
Flat, like your EEG?

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This is the latest image NASA has released from their satellite they have successfully put into orbit around Mars.
Pretty damn cool how far humans have come from sticks and rocks.

Does anyone have any more of the new Mars images? I can't find any more.

>>18893004
moron

>>18894379
super moron

>>18894699
and?

>>18895586
you are talking about morons

>>18895695
>This is an *actual* NASA satellite image of the earth.
it is not. nice try, shill

>>18891181
This post needs more "xD" if you ask me.

>>18896031
Yes, it literally is.
https://www.google.com/search?q=aqua+satellite+arctic&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjEyanbzabTAhUE9IMKHf44C6kQ_AUIPygC&biw=320&bih=455#imgrc=Bg3pBMLzXCdw3M%3A

>>18895752
Is this an official NASA photo?
How come the background isn't black like usual?

>>18895752
Shill confirmed

>>18892174
Maybe they have evolved in a way that their technologies aren't mechanicals, but biological.

>>18896077
That's an image of my right testicle.
If I can do this on a $20 android poorphone just imagine how good NASA can make their testicles look when they tell you they photographed a new planet.
My secret is out.

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no new pics of the ringmakers?
they be lookin down on us sayin' El o El

>>18895752
If you look closely you can see the clouds of dust and tornados forming on the surface.

There's definitely some sort of primordial ooze beneath the surface.

>>18895752
>turn off the lights
>whip out your old NOKIA phone from 2004
>take a picture of your thumb
>resize it
>ITS DA MOON OF MARS

kys retard

>>18894609
>>18894855
long hair is qt in space

>>18896121
Look closer, that's mars itself.

It looks untouched by solar radiation despite it's position in the solar system.
If we could unzip the mysteries of this planet, we could inhabit it, even though it is a barren wasteland where no woman has ever gone.
If we could put space suits on and walk on this planet, we would have little trouble growing plants and fungi.
The conditions are just right to go balls to the wall and have a new sphere to stand on, but we must be gentle and slow, so as not to break it as we have done our home planet.
Scientists have discovered water here, we only need a couple seconds to land on the planet and dig out the ooze that would be the basis of all life, perhaps even our own.

>>18896070
It isnt. That is just a visualization of the measurements of the aqua satellite. Aqua measured microwave emissions.
Nobody claimed this was an actual photograph, therefor you are just a strawmanning shill. boring

>>18896206
Shill rule #1:
Everything but you is a shill. Always be sure to remind everything that it is a shill so they don't suspect you.

Looking at planets and stars through a telescope is quite nice, but NASA's CGI renders of the same celestial bodies are very misleading and quite possibly just a big hoax.

>>18896213
this is a shill, he even knows the shill rules

>>18896213
everybody is a shill here. wow. You still were wrong about the image

>>18892178
>No Shit, Sherlock. NASA "reveals" something we've know for years, again.
How did you come to there there is substantial geological activity on Encaldus?

>>18895695
>This is an *actual* NASA satellite image of the earth.
no it isnt