What the FUCK was this?

>>18879012

the kamehameha wave

It was a rocket failure, dumbass.

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>>18879012

it was a fucking

>>18879012
where the fuck is that blue beam from

>>18879138
norway

>>18879012

Weather balloon malfunctioned and exploded.

>>18879012
Why does that look like some sort of projection scheme? All they'd need is a big convex mirror. And you'd have said image projected. Looks like a beam of light in a movie theater.

>>18879476
Or concave. Mounted on a balloon.

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Anything looks paranormal in time lapse

>>18879476
nothing to see goy, move along

>>18879012
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Norwegian_spiral_anomaly

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>>18879624
Gee, that was in 2009? Felt more recent.

>>18879031
Fucking BULLSHIT. Look at that goddamn thing. Explain how that's a rocket failure.

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>>18879944
Alright.

The rocket goes... a spinnin'... and whirlin'... and leaves a zippity spiraly cloud... all zippity bop.

I was lucky and managed to get a long look at this. Was heading out to work, when I saw this magnificent spiral getting huge in the sky. There and then I thought the world was ending. They say it was a rocket, but who knows.

>>18879983
Wait, you saw it as it was forming?

>>18879012
My hypothesis is that its stuff put in the atmosphere to detect tiny changes in gravity due to massive bodies in the solar system orbiting Sol. At the right timing of pull of gravity, ships/vehicles are fast-traveled...or portaled

>>18879944
It's not bullshit at all. The Russians launched a Bulava ICBM test from a submarine, the rocket busted a valve on ascent, vented propellant and began to yaw then spin and eventually disintegrated. That spiral is common to a certain class of inflight failures. The blue is the corkscrew patten the rocket left in it's flight path, the white is the remaining propellant ejecting from the rapidly spinning fuselage right before it exploded. Must have been spectacular to see in person.

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>SpecialBeamCannon.jpg

>>18879944
Well, the first couple of stages get it up above the atmosphere. Then on the third stages something goes wrong with the exhaust and it starts coming out of the side, instead of the nozzle at the bottom.

Now this happens with rocket failures at launch and they spin a few times and blow up, but since it's above the atmosphere, it develops a very regular and repeated spin. Quite elegant, as you would expect. Futhermore, since there's no air, all that rocket exhaust/unburned fuel just expands and expands into a huge cloud.

Since it has enough inertia from the original successful boosters, it keeps going for awhile, creating the trail. And then it reached some point where it lost forward momentum and/or the nature of the failure changed. It started venting some other fuel, or out of a different hole, etc. That's why you've got the second "pinwheel" at top, and it's a different color.

The one off the California coast a couple years ago produced a similar plume, just not in the spiral fashion.

>>18880077
that might answer the question
but it still doesn't explain why would a rocket blow up above atmosphere, and seen from a country that gives away nobel peace prizes

>>18879957
Then I drippity drop a pill in her drink and give her muh puddin pop!

>>18879985
Yes, was working in Tromso at the time.

>>18879012
This is clearly an alien portal to another dimension, the untold chaos of the infinite space between spaces has already been unleashed monsters on Earth that we all now have to fight , like an RPG game

>>18880077
watch this please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_G0LbLqSx4

>>18880391
Earth not a sphere, ufos a wild goose chase

>>18879022
Oh shiieett, King Kam is back to fuck shit up!

Looks like a bad special effect from a Doctor Who episode.

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>>18879503
Okay.

>>18879012
Just a bunch of weather balloons celebrating their holiday.

>>18880391
>there's a HAARP facility where the beam is located

No there isn't. HAARP's in alaska you cunt.

>Northernmost part of Norway called Tromso

Also wrong

>In IR, the hottest part is the central part of the spiral, in the atmosphere rocket exhaust would lose heat very quickly

Which is exactly what you witness in the video. The central part is the hottest part.

>the conventional explanation is actually laughable

Why? It comports with what the video shows.

>it's clearly a projection from the ground

Based on what evidence?

>you'd needed gigawatts of power to project this

Show your math. Yes, it would take an absurd amount of power to "project" this. Or just one failed rocket. You also wouldn't have the hot spot in the middle.

Everything out of this guy's mouth is retarded, and I only got to the two minute mark.

>>18879012
An over ambitious Raver.

>>18881327
And you know this because you specialize in projecting huge shapes into the sky, correct?

>>18879012
A sweet light display, that's what it was.

Weird.

Aykroyd: I woke up in the middle of the night and I said to my wife, they're calling me, they're calling me. I want to go outside, they want me to come outside and see. Something outside wants me to come out and see. Oh, just go back to bed. I went back to bed but the next day in the media - in newspapers and radio - all over upstate New York and Ontario and Quebec and Vermont, people spoke about this urge they had to go out of their houses at 3:00 in the morning and look up into the sky.

Aykroyd: Yeah, you could research, that was in the mid-80s. In fact it was a pink spiral that
appeared in the sky. People went out, telepathically urged like I was, I didn't go, shmuck. They
went out, in the sky they saw this pink spiral in the sky, huge, miles, like two miles long. And the
Air Force said it was a Chinese rocket.

>>18881467
>Air Force said it was a Chinese rocket.

>>18881448
I know this because I'm not a retard like you.

>>18879035
this is my absolute favourite thing that came out of this board

>>18879957
my sides were attached to the rocket and left with it

>>18879012
uzumaki

>>18879012
Just a drone move on

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Is there a video of this event? I've only ever seen pictures.

>>18881738
No there isn't, it was just a prank made by local norwegians.

>>18881738
There are but I'm not finding any without retarded voice over commentary and Aleum edits.

>>18881327
Hey my grandparents belong to AARP, are they involved in this too?

>>18881800
Your grandparents are reptilians, anon.

Did you really think it's coincidence they're wrinkly? There are no coincidences!

>>18881807
OHHH fuck THAT's why they eat bugs!

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>>18879012
Venus light bouncing off swamp gas

>>18880077
GET!

>>18880045
This. I've seen footage of it. It is indeed possible to have a rocket spiral like this.
It's really difficult to explain.

Propulsion would be difficult to illustrate, but imagine looking at a cone with the wider end pointing towards you. That's the jist of it.

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>>18879012
Not 100% sure what that is, but here is an example of Pleiadian cloudship creating a plasma purification vortex a few days ago in Taipei. Could be something similar.

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Yeah no perfect symmetrical spirals formed by just a malfunctioning rocket? So stupid. Fact is we don't know what it is but few people do.
It actually amazes me people believed that shit.

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>>18884133
Not trying to be a shill but I don't think most of us here are rocket scientists.

Are there any real pictures? I can't find any

>>18880045
>>18880077
>>18884047
Are there photos from different perspectives? I would think if you took a photo from miles to one side, it wouldn't be quite so symmetrical.

>>18881738
>>18884226
Seriously? On youtube search sky spiral, spiral in the sky, add Norway if you want

>>18879624
that cant be in 2009 because thats when i first discovered 4chan and i was only on /b/ at that time. however when the norwegian spiral happend i was on /x/ or /pol/. someone is fucking with the time. id say it was in 2013 or 14.

>>18884654
this is not the first time someone lied about the time of an event.
there is an entire list i have in my mind with occurences that happend at a different time than they claim. so this isnt the only one.
add this to the mandela/dejavue/synchronicity phenomenoms. shifted time.

>>18879810
and you feel rightfully so.

>>18881738
https://youtu.be/zsiSirIq4SA

>>18884667
what the fuck

What is this?

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>>18884765
I mean this?

>explained in 2nd post
>autists keep screeching

>>18884767
a rocket

>>18884654
Nah it was late 2011-early 2012, I remember cause it fit the 2012 hype like a glove

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>>18879012

My greatest moment.

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>>18879012
Time portal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg3WY4kJfsI

>>18879012
Benjamin Fulford wrote:

This led to Leo Zagami of the P2 Freemason lodge visiting me in Tokyo and inviting me to visit the P2 in Italy. There I was taken by Vincenzo Mazzara, a Cavalier of the Teutonic Knights, to a cathedral in Milan where there was a stained glass image of their god, the black sun. Mazzara told me it was a black hole in the center of the galaxy that communicated to them via the gamma wave spectrum.

What I encountered at the Cathedral was a black void of what can only be described as anti-life, an entity that feeds on the life force.

Apparently for thousands of years this entity have given enormous power and wealth to a select few in exchange for having them feed it human and animal sacrifices. This is what I call the Satan worshipping Khazarian mafia.

The vision of the future held by P2 members like Mazzara was one of total war and destruction on this planet, something they thought was inevitable.

However, an incredibly powerful light force entity confronted this black sun and threatened to delete the entire universe into zero and one or black and white unless it backed off. That is because the forces of darkness were getting so strong they threatened the entire structure of the universe. The entity backed off and fled this universe. This was seen as the Norway spiral event.

>>18879031
Pattern too perfect for a random, chaotic failure.

>>18887265
She ship was spinning at a steady high rate, and the propellant was streaming out steadily, which is why it made such a perfect spiral.

>>18887596
>She
*The ship

>>18881327
Two minute mark, because that's how long that needs required attention from a sad sap to post and get paid for each one.

How much an hour?
>no, I'm not talking about your boipucci either

>>18879810
holy fuck it was that long ago?

>>18881807
So does that make him half reptilian?

>>18881816
Can you lick your eyes?

>>18884767
vid is better, seems like a side view of the thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX4LADT528Q

>>18879810
I saw a thread yesterday that said the same thing. A couple of anons were sure it happened in 2013 and they had an explanation for it as well.

>>18880056
what a god awful technique that never accomplished anything after so much charging up

>>18885223
/thread

>>18879012
Looks like a bad special effect from a low budget sci-fi.

>>18879957
kek

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>>18884062

>>18889243
it killed goku

>>18879012
um, don't you watch the news?
It was a fucking rocket trail.

>>18879138
See hat you did there

>>18880056
Get your fucking waterstamp trash out of here.

Improve your work.

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>>18889235
Definitely wasn't, because I lived in a different country then.

And more importantly, it was closer to the time of Gurren Lagann, leading to Spiral Nemesis jokes.

>>18879035
fuck i forgot about this

>>18884654
Yeah what the fuck man? I remember 2009, and back then I wouldn't have even cared about it. Why do they lie?

>>18884667
>uploaded in 2009

No, this wasn't that long ago. Idc what you say.

I don't remember seeing it until 2016.

Probably CERN covering up their bullshit by pretending the LHC wasn't running yet.
Video date is 100% edited.
Not the Samuel L Jackson effect, just a coverup.

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>>18881467

>>18890727
no really why is it blue
:^)

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It looks like a torsion field collapsing? It looks exactly like graphs of the mathematical predictions of what a torsion field "looks likes" as it's winding down.

Which would be weird, given that sort of tech is mythical nazi stuff that probably didn't exist.

Allegedly the Czechoslovakia research centre was playing around with using thorium plasma as a jet propellant, and then decided to spin a flow inside of a counter-rotating magnetic field. This resulted in a torsional field: a turning ripple in Space Time that distorted time around the device, killing everyone near the test chamber.

Another device was supposedly made specifically to investigate this effect, but by then Berlin fell. Allegedly, the initial tests of the torsional field generator grew seeds in pots around the device to adulthood in seconds.

The only reason we know anything about this is that an ex-Nazi moved to Argentina, promising the government cold fusion electricty generation. Instead this nazi stockpiled thorium, and built a suspiciously similar looking machine to the blueprints of the mythical torsional device, before the government pulled the plug on the funding.

So... Torison Bomb? From where? Do we know where it was fired from? Or it could have been generated in a spinning meteorite burning up as it fell, maybe?