Assuming Aliens exist, have visited or observed Earth, and can

>>18877057
Never.

File: Dr._Frank_Drake.jpg (114KB, 646x724px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 646x724px

>>18877057
according to drakes law/equation, 100% chance... and paradoxically, never: anything times infinity, happens infinitely & over-abundantly; but if within infinity, it may only occur once(life like that on earth), can only happen once, only occurs once

If they ever found the internet they would run screaming for mercy

>>18877178
Is Drake the creator of the law of the universe that has mandatory inconsistency?

>>18877155
>>18877178
Guys are you agents or something? The year is 2017 it's pretty retarded to say that there isn't any life outside our solar system..

Someone drop the "go away spaceniggers we're full" screencap

>>18877287
Sadly, this board system can't tell you when a person is joking or not., but in this case, I might be an agent from the future.

File: Go away you space nigg.jpg (517KB, 1735x1671px) Image search: [Google]

517KB, 1735x1671px

>>18877304

Yeah, I'm sure they have. If they're able to visit us from great distances I'm sure they're able to explore the web. On a side note, was that the reason why there was the alien in Serial Experiments: Lain?

>>18877181
Implying aliens didn't create the internet to influence society with fear and tactics
And let's be honest, there are plenty of stupid, impressionable idiots on this site and the internet

File: Probe.png (2MB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1600x1200px

>>18877057
Greetings, I have arrived to probe all your anuses.

Broma aliens don't just visit Earth. That's naive. They LIVE on Earth. There are hundreds of different kinds. Even some that look so human that they could pass you by on the street and you wouldn't second guess.
The whole reason humans don't know that is because they know we're stupid and they know how to socialize and train our people to not question things outside what we're taught in school. And we're brought to believe that the idea of aliens is ridiculous. But they are here and have been here as long as we have and longer. For damn sure.

I meant to write bro. Not broma.

>>18877434
Proof?

>>18877429
be gentle

Dude I can't just give you proof? You have to dig for it and search and use your own critical thinking skills. Look at the world around you, watch videos and question everything. Even me. Use your head

>>18877472
I have an open mind, but you need to draw your line somewhere or else our brains will explode for thinking thus things..

>>18877339
this is terribly unfunny

inb4 OP is rly an alien.

File: 41412124123.jpg (422KB, 1200x1800px) Image search: [Google]

422KB, 1200x1800px

>>18877057
Now the real question is. Do they like tentacle porn? Or do they prefer japanese or korean dramas?

i bet they only leave us alone because they're terrified of us

I heard their eyebrows are on fleek

>>18877744
>>18877744
but they don't have eyebrows

that's how you differentiate people from """"people""""

Pleiadians are pretty racist. /pol/ material, but on interstellar level
Reptilians also browse /pol/, but they're easy to spot. They alwais proxy with Israel.
Greys browse /a/ and /h/ constantly.
There's also a faggot Annunaki lurking on /his/

>>18877057
I'm on the internet right now idiot

>>18877057
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>18877799
Gas the reptilians, interstellar species war now

>>18877057
They're posting on /pol/

>>18877799
Where the hell do you get all this information from?

>>18877860
maybe I was just shitposting
maybe

>>18877938
Sounded very specific.

What boards do you lurk into?

>>18877945
mostly here and /tg/ so I guess I'm fairly human.
I forgot to mention that there are lots of artificial life forms on /soc/
As for /r9k/, see the Kyle Odom case
all the frogposting is not a coincidence

>>18877938
Don't slide away from this now, tell us everything you know!

I'd believe that there are aliens on 4chan.

Fun fact: Interdimensional aliens have a method of interacting on the internet by taking over the bodies of humans, sometimes while they are sleeping, to go on the internet and write things. It's the easiest way to put information out there/read the internet without having a body on this plane.

File: 9un6j34abjhy.png (130KB, 697x447px) Image search: [Google]

130KB, 697x447px

>>18878216
Yes and sadly there is evidence to back this claim up.. (pic related)

File: 1490827768304.jpg (719KB, 1735x1671px) Image search: [Google]

719KB, 1735x1671px

>>18877057

File: ayydubbbz.png (194KB, 800x689px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 800x689px

>>18877057
ayy lmao

What about "wanderers? Spiritual Aliens supposedly incarnating as humans and forgetting their past to help the planet and the people. They'd probably use the internet.
The concept is from the Law of One/ the Hidden Hand AMA on Above Top Secret.

>>18877181
xD le good one friend, have an updoot

>>18878621
Are you talking about the ''Starseeds''?

>>18877339
epic screencap! upvoted!

>>18877684
t. space nigger

File: daily_picdump_2039_640_54.jpg (53KB, 400x600px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 400x600px

>>18877057

Hello!

I have been living in this world for some time now.

I came from a place also named Earth, much like this planet. There are a number of differences between my home and yours.

I thought it would be interesting to share a few things with you that are relatively common knowledge where I am from. My reasons for doing so will probably be more apparent in the future.

* Consciousness does not exist (but relationships do)
* Matter is gravity that has been structured
* We are not human (we are perspectives)
* When the totality of something cannot be grasped, it appears infinite.
* Space is not physical
* There is no "now" or "here", but relationships.

We use a kind of language like you use numbers here. Numbers, representations of abstract concepts, were 'invented' to work more easily with the world around us. Our language is no different.

If it were invented today it would probably be thought of as existing in parallel with science. A new kind of science.

This language also enables the shifting of perspective like a kind of mental technology. Some of you may find it quite interesting.

If anyone is interested in learning more please let me know.

Thanks.

>>18877057
eventually, we gonna be the ones to visit a planet that is primal and help them out with a few things here and there. We will watch and be horrified by the sentient creatures while they make stories about how we may or may not exist

>>18879534
Very interested, can you elaborate? Maybe some interesting little tips?

Guys THERE ARE NO ALIENS!

If there was aliens, they wouldn't come to this lame planet regardless, unless they wanted to take it over. The meme of aliens persists but it's just not true, and even if it was aliens would probably just blend in and slowly kill everyone through strategic tactics.

Aliens aren't fucking real, get over it.

>>18877472
>question everything. Even me.
that is the only remotely intelligent thing youve stated.

a broken clock etc etc

>>18877724
>Now the real question is. Do they like tentacle porn?
That is incredibly xenophobic. I thought you "humans" learned to stop being so problematic, ugh.

>>18881096
It's very naive to assume we are the only beings in this universe. Alien is an umbrella term for anything not from our planet.
Get with it lad.

>>18881225
Dude any kind of intelligent life is out there, even if you guys did find us, they would destroy you for knowing too much. Everyone here is worried about ayy lmaos, and I can assure you they don't exist.

Don't worry about that shit, anon. Nothings out there but space and rock.

>>18881231
I'm not worried, its just fun to speculate.

File: kek.gif (607KB, 800x792px) Image search: [Google]

607KB, 800x792px

>>18877057
>Assuming Aliens exist, have visited or observed Earth, and can actually comprehend our various languages, do you think aliens have ever visited the internet?

Don't you remember Skynet in Terminator? They tried to find the core of it, but it turned out to be in the internet itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Wlsd9mljiU

>>18879363
Yeah I think it's the same concept.

Aliens r gay

>>18877057
I tend towards "Never", but this is one of those questions that terrifies me, frankly.

>>18877273
nah hes that sad rapper

File: erin.jpg (148KB, 1264x597px) Image search: [Google]

148KB, 1264x597px

>tfw an alien called you a faggot on 4chan

if I had found a possible alien creature in a raw curiosity rover image that I have never seen pop up on here, youtube or in he media before....would anyone be interested in a squiz? its not what id call definitive but it just seems to unusual to be nothing to me

I sent it to that secureteam10 guy awhile back but the guy nevereven opened the message so i thought I may as well just see what /x/ makes of it

File: 1463MR0073120070703622E01_DXXX.jpg (231KB, 1344x1200px) Image search: [Google]

231KB, 1344x1200px

>>18885283
yeah m gonna just post the original, at least tell me someone can see what im seeing

>>18885314
is it a triangle rock? because I see a triangle rock and I guess that's kinda spoopy

depends-

if they wanted to study us out of curiosity and learn about human nature in general than they would be very interested in learning about how we utilize the internet.

if they simply wanted to invade us they probably wouldnt be too interested in the internet and more or less regard it as a channel for basic communication and transaction.

anyway you look at it though, the internet is now a fundamental part of the human experience for those who have access.

File: 817f14db29938266aec9d5107321d8976834aad5e546486f6bf9b2b5e1f9be21.jpg (23KB, 350x440px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 350x440px

>>18877287
life outside our solar system =/= spooky space traveling aliens who go on the internet