Make the deal

>sell soul
>profit
>die
>ass raped for all eternity
Nah man. Shits weak

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>>18876436

For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

Mark 8:36

>No one would go to the "dark side" if they knew, for sure, that it would cost them their immortal souls.... (extreme poverty, suffering, and disease, extenuating circumstances, etc, excluded)

Souls are worth about $50 a pop. Wait until the next world war in a few years and it could go up to as much as $100.

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>>18876580
Is the ass rape a guarantee?

Sold my soul in 5th grade to be with my crush

Cousin ended up marrying him

Good times

>>18876731
If this is true, why are so many anons willing and posting it?

Do what thy will is the whole of the law.

>>18876436
Nah, life is too short. I'm into building treasure in heaven.

It's not about us.

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>>18876436

>For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

>Mark 8:36

Ironically, you can only take pride in your achievements when you actually earn them through hard work.

>>18876436
fuck off shill