>mfw my phone might be possessed by a demon but i cant take

Good question, would dipping it in holy water save the demon since it's waterproof?

>>18860061
holy water won't be enough to kill it

you must burn its soul. Direct exposure to flames might damage your phone, so try microwaving it for about 12 minutes

Your problem is; it might be a Samsung S7.

did you unplug it and plug it back it in

>>18859958
I hate faggots like you so much

>>18859958
>i cant take a photo of it because i cant use my phone
Take a screenshot

nice raid y'all got goin

What makes you think it's possesed op?

call customer service and tell them

Put it into the microwave for 10 sec, it should kill the demon and charge your battery full

>>18860105
THIS

>>18860691
The guy who only talks to me when I'm alone and sometimes says I should drink children's blood to extend my youth told me.

Thats a new low

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>>18859958
I know that feel bro, my phone is haunted too.

man, shills nowadays

>>18859958
Take it to the warranty you damn fool. Also demons are not real.

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>>18859958
put it in the microwave to exorcise it

make sure you have a backup microwave though, and it wouldn't hurt to have a fire extinguisher handy

>>18862384
It shouldn't hurt the microwave if you put it on low though, it's the high settings that make the demon burst out in flames. On low it just slowly withers away.

>>18862389
you sound like you have a lot of experience with this

>>18862406
Yes, I am the local cell phone excorcist.

>>18860105
Do not forget to put butter on it. Cause . . .
uh . . . Demons hate Butter . . . Ya know.

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>>18859958
Call a techpriest

probably get a job and get an iphone

>>18860105
You also have to wrap it in tin foil beforehand to protect it from further impure influence.