Eternal youth

>>18859708
Bitch you better shut your faggot ass mouth right now you FUCK BOY. I live on the drags and i'll die in the fire. Nigger your my bitch.

> eat people

I'd rather die.

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>>18859727
Cannibalism can't be the secret to ever lasting life. Those primitive African tribes cut out parts from their victims for voodoo and they eat it but none of them live past 50.
Life expectancy was very short hundreds of years ago, with the advent of anti-bacterial soaps and modern medicines, educated societies are living longer and healthier than ever.

>>18859708
>frigid people still grow old and die without observed health benefits

Seems legit.

>>18859725
Do as thou wilt then. And suffer the consequences. I'm not here to convince anyone, just to spread the facts.

>>18859750
Diseases asociated with cannibalism are due to the ingestion of brain matter.

Drink only the blood of the young and you'll be fine.

>>18859727
You've got it wrong buddy, vampirism and cannibalism are the dark path, they may make you live longer but they bring torment, both spiritual and material.

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in any living organism, cutting 1/3 of caloric intake increases lifespan by 1/3

>>18859771
>implying frigid people don't masturbate

>>18859795
>they may make you live longer but they bring torment, both spiritual and material

Are you sure you're not reading the packaging of your dragon dildo?

>>18859797
Humans are hervibores, if you pour gasoline into a diesel car it will stop working. The same applies to humans in the long run if they choose to eat animals or consume dairy, eggs, etc.

>>18859708
>wasted every time you ejaculate.
so drinking other's cum will make you live forever.

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>>18859792
Child's blood is a daily moisturizing cream clinically proven to start to visibly reduce the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles in one week. It also helps prevent premature signs of aging from the sun for healthier, younger-looking skin. Visibly reduces the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Retinol, the purest form of Vitamin A, works deep within the skin's surface where wrinkles develop. Helps prevent premature signs of aging. Broad-spectrum UVA/UVB SPF 15 sunscreens help prevent premature signs of aging such as fine lines, wrinkles and age spots caused by everyday exposure to the sun's damaging rays. Softens and smoothes skin. Pro-Vitamin B5, Vitamin E and special moisturizers boost moisture levels for softer, smoother skin. Won't clog pores. Oil-free formula absorbs quickly and won't clog pores, which can cause breakouts. Oil-free, hypo-allergenic, fragrance-free, alcohol-free.

>>18859800
You're thinking of asexuals specifically.

>>18859802
Nice meem. LeXDXDXD. By the way the reason homosexuality is an epidemic is masturbation. It lowers testosterone levels dramatically. We are living in the final days, repent or you'll pay the cost.

>>18859810
Why drink it if you can store your own

>>18859821
>eternal youth
>we are living in the final days

>>18859708
If I don't jerk off I wake up at EXACTLY 03:00am in the night and then my mind goes into lizard mode and I jerk off anyway and fall back to sleep.

>>18859866
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>>18859809
Herbivores with canine teeth. Sure.

>>18859850
Yes. Do you read the bible? To harvest the wheat, the bad weeds must first be thrown into the depths of hell. That doesn't necessarily contradict that if you treat your body properly you will not go through the aging process. Eternal youth does not mean eternal life. All life comes to an end eventually but you can stay healthy fit and happy for millenia or follow the sheep into the slaughterhouse.

>>18859908 http://www.vivo.colostate.edu/hbooks/pathphys/digestion/pregastric/cowpage.html Turns out cows have canine teeth. Haven't seen one eating flesh yet, guess they only do it at night so we don't suspect a thing. COWSPIRACY!!!!

>>18859908
Also our intestine is 10 times that of a carnivore and our stomach contains much less acid than a carnivore's. You can lie to yourself all you want, but eating animals is not healthy. Not intrinsecally yummy either, it's an acquired taste, once you've been a year without meat the smell turns disgusting.

>>18859908
http://freefromharm.org/photo-galleries/9-reasons-your-canine-teeth-dont-make-you-a-meat-eater/

>>18859927
But did you not know that forcing your body to not age properly goes against His will and is an express ticket to hell? Not trying to convince you btw, just spreading facts.

>>18859708
What if you're a woman though.

>>18860016
They inherently have longer lifespans since they can't masturbate.

>>18860029
>they can't masturbate
Anon...

This is zealotry... everything you do will kill you, don't resist such a pleasure when it's highly proven that people will die anyways... people have been living like that for thousands of years and will for thousands more but they all die at the same rate as anyone else... it's just wishfull thinking dude, put your money on the exponential growth of technologi instead

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>>18859708
>hi I'm OP and I don't know how biology works

>>18859956
Parents have literally killed children with vegan diets. Humans are neither herbivores nor carnivores. They're omnivores. Though the average person does eat far more meat than they need nowadays.

Meh, the real secret to eternal life is not dying. Eventually everyone reaches a certain point where their body is no longer capable of supporting itself, rather through failure or simply situational events. Death is the opening of the cage door, there is either more out there, or nothing, but everything eventually leaves the cage willingly.

Also, consider that your brain will fail one day, and that your consciousness is merely electrons bouncing around inside of nerve tissue. So it (you, Id) dies with your brain essentially, or regresses with it if you choose to not die. You'll choose death in the end because you won't have enough of a mentality left to even notice the other choice.

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>>18859708
>The human body regenerates while sleeping, but to do so it needs some key nutrients that are wasted every time you ejaculate.
So you're telling me to eat cum?

>>18860137
kek
>>18859708
Also what about women? They don't really ejaculate when they cum, it is also harder for many women to achieve orgasm- some legitimately go their whole lives without it, yet they still age.

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Yeah the gorillas are giants made of muscle, they don't eat meat, but then again , the lion is a made of muscle to and it only eats meat.

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Studies show that there is a strong correlation between vegetarianism and various mental illness

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/evolutionary-psychiatry/201211/youre-vegetarian-have-you-lost-your-mind

>>18860029
>>18860037
10/10

>>18860066
>Parents have literally killed children with vegan diets

Plenty more are raised strong and healthy, dont single out some bandwagon jumping morons who couldnt be assed to actually give a damn beyond the image of being a vegan.

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>>18859708
1. Masturbation is a part.
2. Study the effects of oxidation on your cells.
3. How your body synthesizes energy and how much of it.
4. Rest.