Ouija board

Don't play with pizza I stead of the triangle.

Don't scrawl Jesus Christ is Lord on the board.

Don't throw it away before ever playing.

>>18852292
Thanks dude, solid advice.

>>18852292
Fuck, I'm really high and I just read that and realized it sounds retarded

Don't write "This sentence is a lie. The last sentence is true" on the board

Don't use it in a loud dance club

Don't bend the board

>>18852281
Dont say the ghost you are going to fuck him and dont fap all over the ouija board

>>18852582
guess I've been doing it wrong all this time

>>18852281
>What are the big donts for ouija boards?

using one

>>18852622
/thread

>>18852622
What are the general rules though? Like not asking how the ghost died and shit

>>18852281
Ask it what it's favorite porn is

>>18852281
Offer your first born's soul for power?

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>>18852281
but but ghosts don't like to be on security cameras

boomp

>>18852649
I've heard that if you make contact you're NEVER supposed to ask about God. Plz film it OP

>>18852833
I'll definitely film it, I'll be doing it Wednesday. Anything else I should take ask or do?

>>18854089
Shouldn't* ask or do

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Don't buy one

>>18854105
My friend is buying it, so it's her problem if we open a portal to spooky ghosts

Just don't mess with that shit. I am serious.

>>18854182
I mean it's sold in toy stores. And I've never had anything paranormaI happen to me. Honestly, I think it's going to be a pretty lame video

For those wishing to use a ouija board, The biggest misconception is that they are bad...this is not the case. They are simply a tool used for communication. The same way a hammer is a tool. And like a hammer....you can use it with the intent to drive a nail through a board, or you could mess around and use it to hirt someone. The experiences people have occur do their intent. If you have good intentions or just open intentions, youll recieve an experience that follows suit. If youre messing around talking morbid with friends speaking to "demons" that experience will follow. Now to address the validity of a boards construction...I often hear that wont work because its mass produced made od card board etc. If it were hand made of wood...I might believe it. Again. This does not matter. It comes down to intent. Thats like saying you only believe in metal forks for being able to eat food, and plastic forks are fake and they cant work for eating food....at the end of the day they are both forks and they both work.

>>18854852
>don't use the ouija board as a hammer?
tl;dr :(

>>18854089
OP >>18852833 here. I've just remembered that you're also never supposed to burn a board.

Oh, to further expand on what I just said when it comes to intent...The other misconception that people are unaware of is the fact that Ouija boards are no different than audio recorders. When youre out trying to get evps and youre asking for responses youre actively invoking those responses. Your audio recorder works on the same principles as your Ouija board. They are one in the same. The boards themselves possess no special rules or properties...they only possess those rules and properties within the misconceptions attached to them.

>>18854882
Ok so I'll ask about God, should I only burn a bit of it? And keep playing, or just torch the whole thing after I'm done?

>>18854852
Ask for demons, Got it.

>>18854950
Whole thing after you're done. Any idea when you're going to be taping?

>>18854974
Wednesday night

>>18854989
You going to upload it to YouTube? If so any channel we should keep an eye on?

>>18855290
I've never actually uploaded anything on YouTube, but I have an account. I'll probably just leave a link here or in a thread if people are interested

>>18852281
DO ignore the Hasbro Inc logo.
DON'T tell it about your troubles getting a qt 3.14 gf who loves you for you

>>18852281
Do it blindfolded

>>18855385
Please do in waiting

>>18852281
How about dont.

>>18855394
This

Apparently, you're not supposed to say the name "Zozo", he is a demon associated with the board, and allegedly he has appeared to people all over the world who have used ouija boards. If he "shows up", you're supposed to stop playing immediately, or else you're inviting him into your life to fuck with you.

A lot of the "rules" are crap. I play alone where ever I want. What I will say is, don't ask about your future. I've had spirits that don't know anything so they make shit up but I also had something tell me Trump would be president a year before it happened. Whether or not it's true sometimes you'll make things happen just because you think they'll happen. A self fulfilling prophesy it's called.

Also always say good bye. Don't provoke whatever you're talking to. Don't invite it into your body. Don't play while drunk or high. If you start having sleep paralysis, quit playing for a few weeks. If you get something too quickly on the board, be suspicious. It was waiting on you to pull that thing out.