Typical Games Workshop Employee Horror Stories

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Hey there! My name's Andy, welcome to Games Workshop, are you interested in Warhammer?

>Yeah I mean, I had like a beginner's kit when i was ju-

Thats great, let me just put a latest edition Codex aside for you

>Oh... ok.

There are tons of really cool armies you can collect, were you thinking of playing Fantasy or 40K?

>Well the Dark Eldar really caught my attention after some pict-

OH, Dark Eldar? They are just super bad right? Let me just put these aside for you, *adds Path of the Renegade, Path of the Incubus, Path of the Archon, Path of the Dark Eldar, The Masque of Vyle, to basket*

>Uhh, ok I really wasn't looking to spend much today I was actually just here to brows-

Hey thats really cool man, have a look at these, did you know there are 30 armies you can collect in 40K? I'd really recommend starting with some Kabalite Warriors, does that sound good?

>Well yeah actually that does sound pretty good I mean its not such a huge commitm-

Alrighty then lets just put this to one side *adds Voidraven Bomber, some Razorwing Jetfighters and Reavers*

>Hey what's that?

Oh im just moving some things around, anyway, you'll definitely need paints with that

>Yeah, what would you recommend?

Lets see here, we have *adds every paint in the fucking shop including inks, primers, cans, washes, base paints, etc, also the overpriced heap of shit Games Workshop modelling tools*

Alrighty sir will you be paying by cash or card?

>*Leaves shop never to return again, goes online, buys what he needs there*