ASTROLOGY READINGS!

Ahh just gotta note my own nice number sequence there. 88 444 99. Wow. Nice1

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Would appreciate! Much support for letting your freak flag fly desu

ahhh come on then. nobody into astrology? what is this, some kind of retarded astro-no-my board?

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>>18844499
try me

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>>18844499
Here's mine.
What does coprophilia have to do with this? Kinda spergy to mention a fetish in a reading thread.

>>18844511
ah. another quite nice number sequence. . 8844 5 11... not bad-

can you please post a circular chart its easier to read. You got all your planets in Capricorn and Aquarius, youre a Saturnian person which mean something i can't really put into words. Nicely placed Neptune there at 1337 degrees. Saturn and Mars and Venus there too, you are married for sure. Moon also nice at 2345 , its in libra in the 5th so i would say you dont know how the fuck to take initiatives to have fun and need someone to hold your hand yhough im sure youre great fun once youve had a few

>>18844541
Should I repost my chart in circular form or is the spreadsheet good enough? I'm kinda too lazy to redo it in circular form rn since I'm on mobile.

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Have fun, thanks

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>>18844541
Is this better?
Not married but admittedly a chronic monogamist

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I would love to have mine done.

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>>18844541
>born with digits
>favored by Kek

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Can you tell me if therr is any significance to having a pentagram in your chart like this? Also just tell me your general impression please

>>18844522
more nice numbers!!!

ok so youve got a nice pluto-sun trine, and yer neptune is also nicely sextiled there so I would say tht even though you are a pisces, you arent a druggie.

Your ideal partner is a scorpio because it happens to be the first planet to aspect your sun. unlessyou are gay. but theres nothing in your chart indicating marriage, with venus and jupiter in the 5th house as visitors ruling under mars, well, none of them are at home but theyre not unwelcome either and yeah, id say youve had some pussy in your life. when looking at the 7th house again for marriage, the only thing i can relate to is that the ruler of gemini which splits the house is mercury which is in aquarius in the 3rd, ruled by saturn which is in capricorn conjuncting mars which since scorpio used to be ruled by mars would once again lead me to you being drawn to scorpios. wish i had more info, use astro.com their charts are by far the easiest to read quik

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>>18844550
Did it. Is this better?

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much appreciated

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>>18844499
I'm vain. Tell me more about myself.

>>18844567
more nice numbers, 8844 and 567!

youre like in your 30's , big ego, hard time communicating, spend most of your time at home reading whatever youre into but youre into research, got inheritance or will from future partner, very sexually aware and probably a coprophiliac too and if not you at least like rimjobs

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>>18844499
shed away

>>18844588
ayyyy but look at those numbers of YOURS!

>>18844616
>youre like in your 30's , big ego, hard time communicating, spend most of your time at home reading whatever youre into but youre into research
Yes, all correct

>got inheritance
Lolnope

>or will from future partner
Doubtful

>very sexually aware
I guess?

>probably a coprophiliac too
Dude, no, gross

>and if not you at least like rimjobs
Nah, not into that

Not bad, thanks

>>18844616
>probably a coprophiliac too or at least like rimjobs

I feel like if OP can tell fetishes from these charts I am supremely boned.

>>18844590
sorry its hard to see but it looks like there are lines from different aspects forming the pengagram and thus it isnt a single form. oh youve got pluto in your 5th house, you enjoy big dirty cities and bodily fluids. you probably enjoy freshwater pike and if you havent tried it you probably would if you did.You appear to be collecting karmic debt

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Anything would be nice

>>18844655
These numbers tho. Could have gotten all dubs but the 6 ruined it. Sad day on /x/

>>18844601
Also, adding onto my own post with preliminary info:
I'm young (as could be seen) and trans male, not financially able to transition yet beyond hormones. Been on T for three months.

>>18844610
most likely bisexual with the stellium in virgo and mercury conjuncting sun in the all so sensitive pisces, which is ruled by neptune and is in sagittarius ruled by jupiter, enlarging it ll. however, youre more of a virgo than you are a pisces reallly, and people probably find you difficult to understand and you might find it frustrating to get your opinions and voice heard. looking at the 7th house its in gemini, once again mercury the thrice great so bisexual for sure

>>18844657
Nah he goofed on mine. I have no idea what part of my chart would lead him to believe that.

>>18844687
Let's hope he doesn't get mine.
I've been called a degenerate too much to have my chart say the same thing

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Thank you in advance!

>>18844661
Investigator. You have a talent for healing. A big talent. Your lovelife irritates you because you understand it on an intellectual level but fail despite this. You put a lot of focus on socializing but that doesnt mean you have many close friends. Youre more of a control freak type who keeps friends to have them under your radar. You probably travelled a bit. Poor self image

>>18844686

>bisexual

lol wtf?

>more of a virgo than you are a pisces

maybe, i dont really have any talents and people say im too serious so your probably right there

>find it frustrating to get your opinions and voice heard

oh yea i could literally be talking to somebody to their face and its like im invisible,

>>18844601
No, its better though. Lets see. You mentioned hormones. So youre becoming one of those shemales eh? Ok then lets look at your pluto.. ok youre young. So no life crisis causing it necessarily. In the 5th house of joy and pleasure we see Saturn conjuncting the moon, big karmic lessons here. Strong indicator of need to get in touch with your subconcious in order to progress lustfully, and hey, what does the old baphomet or devil tarot card represent if not the hermaphrodite. It is the understanding of the male and female principles that makes the devil such a deceiver since no man and no woman will ever understand the full spectrum of the coin which we devils do. Oh yeah and its in aries, ruled by mars lol. better fix those issues with the subconcious before youre 30, or youll be fucked for life. being a shemale isnt the answer m8, have fun but remember its a mental thing and saturn might fuck you over with this. but hey, youre a leo. also 7th house of partnerships ruled by gemini ruled by mercury found inthe 9th house... with your sun... hmm .i see lilith and juno there at a nice 222 degrees.. youre obsessed with sex and or relationships and probably know literally everything about it, or you travelled from thailand

>>18844569
OP I love you you crazy kinkster will you do my round one

>>18844795
>shemale

Not really, just wanna be a dude.

>obsessed with sex and relationships and probably know everything about it

So my chart really does say I'm a degenerate. Nice. Though I do know a lot of shit related to sex ed so.

>get in touch with your subconscious to progress lustfully

I do usually repress weird fetishes but hey, what the hell, sure.

>fix your subconscious shit before 30

I'm trying my best to. I'm getting married soon to a psych major so he can probably help.

>being a shemale isn't the answer but have fun

Well, I mean, I got dxed with gender dysphoria so my mind says it's the answer, but this'll at least get me thinking more against the surgeries.

>>18844792
yeh, too much gemini in your chart. youre not gay cause you fuck a dude until you start fading into a faggot , its a passage of rite. not a permanent condition. its a key to understanding the way of the weirdness of how it all is dual here.. ever thought about it````??? you know, there being max, min, and therewithin . Thats a pretty weird thing isnt it??? Black, white and the shades therein! Etc. Whatever. Get into it. Cause it makes no fucking sense but it happens to be real, the truth about this plane is that everything here is part of two poles or consists of the opposite pole of another pole. Why is that? What else is there? I could tell you a whole lot more but the mods here dont like it and most people dont listen anyway. But forget about space and all that shit. It doesnt exist. Its something for sure, but those things blinking in the sky arent pieces of rock, they are energetic fields which you can make on your own in a glass jar somehow. Anyway fuckit. Im off to bed. have a pleasant eveninh alll

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I already know I'm kind of a freak anyway -Hard BDSM, gore, ect.- So let's see where my life goes and has gone ect.

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>>18844499
Try me please, thanks!

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Are you still here? I'd like a reading please.

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>>18844499
How about me?

Please & Thank You in advance

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>pluto conjunct my ascendant

shit is miserable.

please tell me how i'm going to die and or my capability in healing others who have been emotionally traumatized. there's someone i want to help.

>>18844579
Can someone get this one?

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If you are still here or if you will come back, could you please read this?

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It would be nice to get a reading from you :3

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I'll play.
inb4 OP never comes back.

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>>18844499
Here's my chart. I don't understand this at all.

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>>18844611
>tfw when ignored

Eyy, you bastard, I had beautiful digits, but you didn't want them.

Dammit guys quit bumping the threads.
You make me think He came back.

>>18846004
True.

>>18845002
Your sun in the 8th house suggests you are generally very lucky as far as health goes, and the fact that it is also in gemini where we find Mercury, i.e. its in its own ruling sign, I should think that you will not die from sickness or disease. For healing ,i t would be easier if you included Chiron in your chart... generally speaking your chart looks quite good, however you have a grand square with the moon, uranus and neptune, which is.. well.. both the moon and neptune are about the subconcious mind and emotions and uranus is about rebellion so with the moon being in the 12th house.. you should google this grand square or t square

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read me plz

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Please and thank you

>>18846228
Pls do a reading for me. I'm semi-drunk rn, how's it going?

>>18846268
Can't tell much cause the houses arent shown but you have a Saturn return coming up about at about the end of this year which might turn your life upside down. Sun conjuncting Venus in its own sign Libra is very good and you are probably a very good person at keeping peace around you with family members, friends etc. You are attracted to or have other moon/mercurian people attracted to you depending on wether you are female or male

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>>18846312
heeeey
please give me a read :)

>>18846323
also, i am male

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>>18846312
got this chart from another site, don't understand shit about astrology so I hope this one's better. Am male

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>>18844499
>>18844623
I think this chart is better to read. OP I've had a weird year... many kinds of new thoughts.

>>18846455
Yeah thats cause youre in your saturn return. Dont worry, its just about to end, as soon as Saturn goes into Capricorn it will be all good.Youre entering a new phase in your life,try to embrace the thoughts and dont push them away cause this is karma telling you what you need to do

>>18846495
That feels right. Lately ive kindve bunkered up on instinct. My awareness transformed late october and the world has been new since. Thx

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Thank you good sir

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tropical

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>>18846643

and sidereal in case you have a preference

>>18846251
My chiron lies in leo. So does my Juno.

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Lay it on me my man

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>>18844499

Please pass your knowledge onto me

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>>18847286
Just realized how shitty that one looks. I made another one for you really quick. Hopefully it's easier to read

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>>18844499

Bump in case he comes back