Spooky Greentexts

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>>18844153
Cont.

>captcha: street street

>>18844106
You fucking dick you know I live in WV?

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Any requests?

I have a fairly organized folder, and I've been on here for some time. I'll try to find anything you're missing/want to re-read

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>>18844106
I'll contribute cause this story made me laugh

>>18844494
Can't remember to much about it but do you have the one with the pizza delivery anon who goes out to deliver to some crazy meat hungry guy in the boonies

>>18844494
Do you have that one about an anon that went to therapy to find out about some childhood event that he later discovers is him being chased by some skin walkers at a cabin with his family and shit

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I have a few, but I don't know if I deem this board worthy of truly interdasting spook-stories

anyone lurking?

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>>18844759

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>>18844673
I've got it

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>>18844789

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>>18844794

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Enjoy, boyz

>>18844526
was laughing so hard reading that it took forever to finish, if any of these stories are true i hope its that one

>>18844803
too bad this ends here, i hope anon comes back some day.

>>18844789
>>18844794
>>18844803
thanks anon

bumping for interest

>>18844526
this is fucking amazing.

this happened to me a while ago
(1/?)

>be me, 27
>Belfast, Northern Ireland
>it's picking day
>start by going to usual Saturday car boot sale
>haggle an old lady for an old sheathed knife for £5, add it to my bag of other knick-knacks
>jump into car and travel about 45mins outside of my local area to an old corner shop that has recently closed
>the current owner recently died and her son gave me permission to look about and take anything that was left there
>this small building has been around from the late 1800's and has always been some sort of shop as far as far as I know
>excited to rummage through and see what I can find
>when I get there the first things I find are old Coca-Cola items from roughly late 40's or 50's including a rotating display thing and what looked like a branded gas cylinder with valves and shit
>get these items into the car and continue looking for a few other bits and pieces
>hear a car pull up
>go outside and see a two old dudes who say they are here to do maintenance
>say they have been maintaining this building for over 20 years, whatever let them work away
>whilst rummaging I see an attic door that has been sealed shut with loads of oddly big nails and ask the workers about it
>say they have never been allowed up there, get intrigued
>the previous owner is dead so who's gonna stop me having a look
>grab a torch and a claw hammer from the car and start working the nails out
>takes about half an hour because there are so many and are so big and embedded in for who knows how long
>finally get the last nail out and push the door up
>get a face full of dust but don't care because this is a pickers dream
>drop the hammer and grab the knife I just bought because who knows what the fuck is living up there

>>18846666
(2/?)

>put my head up and shine the torch around
>lots of things covered in tarps and sheets
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>see some old signage sticking out the end of one of the sheets and start getting excited
>climb up all the way but have to bend my head because it's pretty cramped
>make a beeline straight to the signs and my wishes are true, lots of very old signs for things like Pepsi-Cola, shop signs, bread & water signs etc...
>lower them down to the floor below and as I'm doing this I hear a thump but assume I have dislodged something in my haste to get the signs down
>once finished I start removing the tarps slowly because they are thick with dust
>most of them are old cashiers, old shelving and chairs etc...
>one tarp catches my attention, while all the other tarps are white and covered in thick grey dust, this particular one had absolutely no dust on it
>it looked like it's covering a chest or trunk or something and when I uncover it, sure enough I'm right
>this doesn't look like your average chest, it is covered in strange writings and symbols that on closer inspection look to be scratched or carved into it
>looks like Arabic mixed with hieroglyphics and has a strange looking padlock thing securing it
>roughly 1 metre wide by half a metre high
>itshammertime.mkv
>jump to the floor below and grab the hammer ready to smash this fucker open

>>18846668
(3/3)

>when I touch the padlock with the hammer I feel a pain travel up my arm and feel as if someone has shoved me to the ground
>freak the fuck out and jump back down below where I sit shaking trying to recover
>look at my arm and there are red marks from my hand right up to my shoulder that looked like lightning
>fades away after 10 minutes or so
>when I have composed myself I slowly go back up and grab my tools and throw them down below
>tentatively uncover the rest of the items, while avoiding the chest, but there's no other strange items and not much else of interest
>take one of the old cashiers and load it into my car with the other items I've found
>decide if I should take the weird box or not, seen my fair share of films that have cursed items in them and decide I'd rather not die so I nope the fuck out of there
>close the door and put 4 or 5 nails back in just to securely hold it
>the workers have been in the small garden/car park area for the past while trimming back the trees
>ask if I found anything interesting, “nah, just a couple of signs and a cashier”
>leave the place still slightly unnerved
>get back home and try to research anything about cursed boxes while deciding if I should go back and try to open it
>decide to leave it for a while and go back with a buddy in a couple of months
>try and get back during the summer if I can and update you

>>18846666

sick quads bro

>>18844139
>>18844476
>>18846622
read all of them so far and these are by far the creepiest ones imo. Even if they're complete bs, they're very entertaining. I do AND don't want these to be true at the same time

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>>18844620

>>18846882
>>18846899
whoever is posting the DC spooky stories, thank you. I've lived in DC for 5 years now and glad to see there is some creepy stories being reported on here

>>18844473
Yeah man, nothing spookier than a parody copy pasta of cliche ritualpastas

>>18846828
The one with the witch doctor is a classic case of night terrors. I believe that whoever wrote it believes it.

>>18847150
Night terrors are common, but night terrors that allude to the next day's future? Not as common.

>>18846936
You don't understand how long I've been looking for this, thank you.

gay faggot thread

>>18844494
is there any more Blue stories?

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>>18847372
Does that make you a gay faggot for posting on it?

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>>18846976

No prob bob. I'm glad to deliver a shiver.

>>18847338
This is actually the most requested story in my archive, so I actually can understand.

>>18847550
As far as I know, that's the end of what's been written. More might be out there, but I find it unlikely, as I'm fairly thorough in my searches for continuations, and I didn't find anything.

>>18844494
Hey anon do you have the one where the OP is a police officer/park ranger and he discovers a human battle royale to the death?

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>>18848089

I don't think I have that one saved, but I'd be willing to look for it. I will need some more information, though. A) where did you find it ( a saved green text, a unsaved post, on a wiki, etc) and B) where did the combat take place (in the woods, in the city, etc)

basically anything you can remember

I'll start going thru my folder first.

>>18848102
saved greentext, there was no combat from the police officer. ill try to recreate what i remember

>be me, police officer
>live next to a forest
>every once in a while we get calls about gunshots being heard in the forest, and people go missing
>one day we get a call from a person that lived there
>the person reported hearing gunshots and flares being fired
>investigate next day
>find loose remains of a campfire and ammo on the ground
>hear more gunshots and flares
>find a note on the ground taunting us
the note said something like "i won the game"

>then op says he got another calls some years later
>he investigates, finds ammo on the ground and remains of a camp
>finds dead bodies
>same person who had won the last deathmatch writes another note to op

That's all i remember. Hopefully you have it

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>>18848137
Sorry, I don't have it, and as a saved greentext it'll be hard to find. I'll keep an eye out for it though.

Any other requests? My streak's been broken, but I'm willing to continue

>>18848142
just post the best you've got. preferably long greentexts. I'm going to make a compilation video soon on my yt channel so I'm gathering whatever great greentexts I can.

>>18848074
fucking hell. Don't fuck with gnomes, man.

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>>18848158

K.

>>18848163
Don't fuck with anything you don't understand.

But yeah, gnomes (and other "fair folk") are definitely near the top of the list.

>>18848172
I'm used to dealing with some of the fair folk. I've had amicable interactions with pixies and faefolk. Used to leave out a bowl of marbles that pixies would take and leave in concentric circles on my bedroom floor.

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>>18848206

Personally, I wouldn't do that, but if it works for you, then, well, you're an adult and I trust that you know what you're doing.

I also wouldn't necessarily call that "fucking" with them. I'm talking more about moving shit that they've explicitly laid claim to, bringing in materials that they explicitly don't like, or moving into an area where you HAVE to have a word wall to protect yourself.

Honestly, I can understand the grandfather, but sometimes you have to cut your losses and move on.

>>18845022
Maybe i am too stupid for this but what did i read?

>>18848353
Wow this one had a good setup and then that classic shit-tier, no-talent writer plateau and fail ending. Truly a waste of my fucking time. Thanks for that.

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>>18848375
I think that's a very toxic way to look at the world. In life, everything and everything can be a waste of time, even deep contemplation and meditation. It's all a matter of perspective.

If you're not happy with your situation, then I would suggest trying to fix it. In your case, I would suggest either posting content that you find to be original, interesting, or noteworthy, or engaging in an activity which you find to be more engaging.

>>18846882
aaaand this is why I'll never work as a pizza delivery guy

Anyone else drop any story that's either pure /k/ fantasy or overuses shit like "nope.exe"?

>>18844106
>starts with 6 legged rape centaur
Fucking kek

>>18848102
I don't get it

>>18844432
>being afraid of a low tier creepy pasta.

>>18848362
more like dis
ancient mysteries
indiana jones

>>18848369
I think it was an aerial hunter anon

>>18844789
>>18844794
>>18844803
I hate you and myself.
>be me
>working shtty 12 hour security shifts over the weekend
>1900-0700 Friday-Monday morning
>normally leaf post on pol
>go to the second site where the guards work 0800-0030 then fuck off
>not allowed to drive between sites Cuz insurance
>2-5 min power walk, minor light on sidewalk.
>Road and then massive empty field for all the spoops
>the second building is a paramedic/first aid facility
>some joker left two manaquinns in the lobby, one in a chair dressed and looking like a stoner
>the other is a diseased looking one with rotten feet and red face in a dolly or whatever
I haven't ever been bothered by uncanny valley till now
>being a genius I start to lurk /x/
>teehee so spooky
>fucking field
>fucking mannequins
Fuck you guys and fuck me and fuck the child that's inside of me for being spooked.

>>18848369
Some sort of bird cryptic likely killed a horse rancher and anon almost got fucked up by it. Then it followed him home and he weighs his options of sleeping in a cold car or hauling ass into his house.

I enjoy the subtle goosebumps horror and uncertain endings

>>18844118
Man thats cool as fuck

>>18844118
>that crow was a bro
Kek

>>18848074
was there ever a follow-up to this?

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anything maine taxi guy? I dont have enough of this guy

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idk how this one makes me feel or if it even counts as spooky

>>18844494
I don't know any names besides the basic story, sorry. But it's about these two friends walking in the woods and they find a hut, they try to go inside but can't. They see something spooky in the upstairs window and run home and tell their dads. A few days later they come back with their dad's and sleep inside the house and eventually end up burning it down.

>>18844526
AMAZING
this made my night

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Here op/dog, i will share with you

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>>18849476

>>18844476
Mon kek HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA

more please

>>18844494
More like this
>>18844473

Moar!!!!

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>>18846666
>>18846668
>>18846675
Thats real creepy mang, you should take some pics next time your there and see if /x/ can decipher what the fuck that chest is. Ask around see if theres strange religious or pagan fuckery in the area. Also Irish here so I know that almost all small Irish places both sides of the border have their fair share of secret bollocks.

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>>18849207
No.

>>18844526
This one is funny

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>be 12
>visiting my Dad, who was the manager at a local Pub
>during holidays the owners would sometimes go on vacation, leaving my Dad in charge
>we'd stay at the Pub for a week to look after the house, and their dog, Ben, a Jack Russell
>....goes out one day to see friends while Dad working
>comes back, gets keys, and heads upstairs
>closes front door, looks up, halfway up the stairs is Ben
>he's sitting there, legs open, licking his balls
>"Hello Benny Ben Ben Ben!!!"
>ignores me
>approaches him,i look closer
>he has an 8" cut going from his dick upto his chest
>he isn't licking his balls
>his intestines, liver, lungs.. whatever, are laying on the carpet between its legs in a pool of blood and it's licking them
>WHAT. THE. FUCK
>panic, and without thinking scoops up Ben into my arms like a baby, his guts resting on my arm
>runs downstairs and outside, still in shock, don't know what to do
>Ben looks up at me.. "Help" written all over his face
>runs into Pub, probably 30 people in there
>"Dad!!!! LOOK!"
>Dad just looks at me in shock, doesn't say a word
>whole Pub gasps in horror
>..
>run back out of Pub, wtf wtf wtf wtf
>remembers there's a Vet's surgery about 5 minutes walk away
>starts running, Ben still looking up at me with sad eye
>gets to Vets, bursts in door.. "QUICK I NEED A VET!!"
>receptionist starts walking over..."Sorry, there's a Queueoooh shit, DOCTOR!!!!!!"
>Doctor comes running out of a door behind her, ushers me into the room. puts Ben on table
>they usher me out, gives receptionist my address and number, goes home
>....2 weeks later...
>Ben is patched up and fine, gets released to the owners now back from vacation
>owners ask Doctor wtf happened?
>Doctor says Ben had 2 broken ribs, a broken leg, and the massive cut on stomach
>..says there were teeth marks, it looked like Ben had been attacked by a large Dog, like a Rottweiler or Pitbull, but couldn't explain the broken bones
>mfw Ben hadn't been outside that day, and they owned no other pets

>>18850924
fucking christ!

>>18850924
Ka Razy

>>18850931
>>18850937
Worst thing about it was... the owners thought that I was somehow involved, and that I was lying. kek

Ben knew the truth.

I can't explain how he got the injuries. When the doctor said teeth marks I was btfo.

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>>18850924
>>18850999

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>18851320
interesting, parallel universes overlapping?

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>>18851359

That, a individual who "sticks in time", or mental illness.

>>18848102
Jesus, that was pretty spooky. Do you have any more good greentexts with ironic/twist endings?

>>18851110
decent story

>>18851462
man thats creepy.

I have a story for you, gonna break it up

>Be me
>16
>Summer trip to Panama for church group type thing
>We all have partners and communities assigned to us
>My community is stuck in the middle of fuck all
>Two rivers, farming community, baseball team though so had fun there
>First week, get adjusted, cry about missing home in latrine by self
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>Host family is cool as shit, old Panamanian hicks, teach me to swear and use a slingshot to kill birds
>Their children all lived on the same hillside, with kids of their own
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>Genuinely really nice people
>Accepting, loving, even joked with us about G. W. Bush being president
cont?

>>18851573
>Second week, notice something
>Every time it gets dark, there’s this weird sound
>The family usually has bingo nights by candlelight
>Play for literal beans, it’s just for fun
>Playing one night, sound starts up
>I stop and look out
>No one else does, just gets really quiet
“What’s that sound?”
>No response
>A few of the men exchange looks
“It’s nothing. Don’t worry about it.”
>Next day
>Playing soccer with the grandkids
Side note: Some of those kids were really good at soccer. Anyway:
>I decide to ask one of the kids about it
>I ask him what makes those strange sounds
>Sounds kind of like a reverse howl, but really quick
“Algo malo.”
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>He tells me it’s something bad
>Ask what
>He’s never seen it, says no one has
>Good enough for now, Pele
>Continue day, uneventfully
2/?

>>18851582
>Next day I decide fuck it I’m gonna ask my host dad, he’s old as shit, he probably has a better explanation
>Ask him
>He looks me in the eye, gets really quiet, dead sober serious
>Maybe this was a bad idea
>He says it’s okay that I asked, but after dark it’s best not to go out
>Why?
>He gets really serious
“You want to know?”
>Yes I do
“Okay.”
>Tells me he’s seen it before, and not to be afraid
>The next day, it’s getting dark
>Haven’t seen granddad all day, he works his farm all day so it was normal
>He arrives just after sunset
>Tells me to put on my boots, we’re going hiking
>I come out of my room with them on, he’s holding a hunting rifle
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>Rounds up two of his sons, both also packin
>They lead me down the hill, every now and then we stop and listen
>Nothing so far

3/?

>>18851613
>At the bottom of the hill there’s a pretty healthy river, we stop
>Granddad tells us we are going to wait here until we hear it
>About half hour later, we hear it
>Weird reverse howl, slightly closer than normal
>Owwoop
>It had this weird glottal stop at the end of it, almost like a click
>Like a person
>The sons are on edge
>Granddad is too but he’s more composed
>Sons start asking if they can go back
>Granddad says to stop being pussies
>The moon is out, so enough light reflecting off river to maintain sight
>See movement on the far side of the bank
>Tell them, sons start to quietly freak out
>Granddad peers over, tells them to chill
“Don’t touch the water, we’ll be fine.”
>Okie dokie
4/?

>>18851622
>From what I see, the thing across the river is moving pretty slowly along the water’s edge, like it’s looking for something
>If it notices us, I don’t think it cares very much
>It continues moving up the river, stopping every now and then
>I can see it has forelegs that it uses to churn the earth in ‘front’ of it every now and again, periodically making that howl sound
>Sons are still on edge
>Granddad is calm
>I’m trying to keep it together but I had no idea what I was seeing, and his sons were starting to freak me out royal
>Every now and again, “Owwoop…Owwoop…Owwoop.”
>Suddenly stops, no more sounds
>Hairs stand up on my neck
>Sons audibly scared
>Suddenly, one raises his gun and fires at the thing
>Ungodly retching scream
>The thing ‘stands’ up, from what I can see it’s much taller than us, I’d put it about eight feet high
>Has hind legs, and the forelegs I mentioned
>Looks like horns on top of head
Eseldiablo.exe
5/?

>>18851631
>Granddad says we gotta go now, fast
>Doesn’t seem that mad that his son shot the fucking thing
“You didn’t touch the water did you?”
“No.” Which is Spanish for no.
>Very calmly, he tells us to stand back from the bank
>He pulls a coin from his pocket
>Lightheartedly tosses the coin into the river
>Turns around like nothing happened
>Return to the house

tl;dr I saw my Panamanian host dad barter with a water spirit.

>>18848362
>"ah-Sioux-air"
your pops meant an ossuary you fucking moron

os·su·ar·y
ˈäSHəˌwerē,ˈäs(y)əˌwerē/
noun
a container or room into which the bones of dead people are placed.

>>18851773
disregard, i suck cocks

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>>18851773
>>18851789

jesus christ anon you made my night

>>18846675
it was pandoras box

>>18850924
Old post is old

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>>18852179
MFW it's a poopypasta

>>18851637
spoopy

>>18850841
good read

>>18848142
way too edgy

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>>18849438
This one? I like this one too, kinda wish it would get posted more often.

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>>18855052

Yeah, I think that's the one he's talking about.

>>18855052
Thank you so much dude <3

>>18844118
>throwing salt and screaming shit from the bible
Ahh, good to hear that I wasn't the only kid doing this with my mates when I was younger.

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even though it's dumb, it's still one of my favorites

>>18855052
what kind of fucking asshole smacks a dog

Anyone have greentext of monster that imitates humans and tries to get campers in the woods?
I think they name it fleshgate or something like that.

Bump for more

>>18857577
theyre called skindoors you retard

>>18857577
skinwalkers. this thread is full of greentexts about them..

>>18849304
Shit I only live a little ways away from Hocking Hills

>>18844494
Do you have the one about "have you ever seen a rotting star?"

This was from years ago, mind you.

>>18846622
spooky shit mate. definitely going in one of my videos.

>>18844494
Do you have one about guy who screamed at ghost in his house and scared them shitless?

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I'm after a screencap/thread. It was from around mid 2014 and it was about a guy named 'Drew' that had just moved/inherited a big plot of land. There were a few threads where he'd post the shit he found. He also uploaded stuff to YouTube.

He found thinks such as:
>books
>tools
>An old abandoned trailer

It all culminated when he posted a video of him walking down a beck and you could hear a 'roar' in the distance. Some anon amplified it in audacity and he produced the most
terrifying roar/scream I've heard in awhile.

I had the vocaroo of the 'scream' bookmarked but like a fool I didn't download it. So if any anon remembers this and by chance has that audio file, could you upload it?

>>18844115
Reminds me of the pyramid head from silent hill.

>>18844127
Nice to read a story about a good ghost instead of a evil one.

>>18858251
>>18858194
Nope fleshgait. Just found an archived thread over them and people trying to classify between fleshgait, skinwalkers, and goatmen

>>18844494
Post the folder through Dropbox or MEGA?

>>18849315
>DIDJA LIKE THE CARTOON
kek

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>>18858602
link?

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>>18859014
https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15032414/

>>18858451
Do you have a link to the thread, by any chance? 4plebs or some other /x/ archive could help you out.

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>>18859031
thanks

>>18844107
What kind of fag screencaps his own greentext?

>>18848206
I accidentally stepped on a gnome when i was out hunting. Little bastards head looked like a cereal bowl. Needless to say, the next two nights before i gtfo involved loads of salt, shooting, and coffee.

>>18858451
Hobobeast/Hobeast?
Fuck, I remember that. Good times.

>>18858602
Goat men are the children of Allah
Skinwalker are Indian voodoo wizards
Fleshgaits are the compromise for /x/philes between them and the screeching autists reeing over the correct use of skinwalkers

>>18850841
Here would be an awesome original movie.

>>18860467

you forgot wendigos and you are bullshitting

>>18850924

Oh hey I remember that thread on /b/, faggot.

>>18860966
-searching google for the term yields reddit as the first result
-and then some paranormal furry pages
-with images that are all captures of greentexts

surely not just made up, the upper body jerking around quickly surely isn't inspired by 2000s era horror movies or anything rofl

>>18846899
this makes me glad i don't live on the red line anymore, i'm too pussy for that

I have a story I've told before if anyone is interested.

>>18861999
be my guest

Anybody happen to screencap the stories of this dude who wemt to Mexico and apparently witches, satanism and paranormal shit is really big there.

One story was about a dude who was pursued by a witch who wanted to force fuck/rape him, and nother was about a guy fighting a giant bird/witch.
He had another one that i cant remember. Anybody have it?

>>18861999
I'm interested

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>>18851276
Gold, thank you for saving and posting this sir. And to the rest of you who makes those threads happening.
The part "if you won't, I will" made me cry a little.

>>18849294
>filename
Do you have the two that came before this one? Those were great

>be me
>be 19 yro
>going with family in my grandad's cabin in colorado
>we get to the closest city, than we have to take an old road down the forest
>we leave behind the car because the road is too messed up for it, we must walk for more than 1 h
>it's me, dad, mom, my younger brother and my two younger sisters
>when we get there the children are not happy: the cabin is very old and inside there's a really unnerving smell, like cat piss and old boots used by a hobo
>when we get there the sun is going down
>mom prepare the dinner, while me dad and my brother scott take a trip around the house to see if we find some wood
>my sisters are playing in the living room with old dolls
>while me and dad collect some wood scott goes alone in the fucking forest
>no one notice until mom calls for the dinner and scott doesn't answer
>dad get very upset and start calling his name, no answer
>"anon, take your mother with you and go to look for him"
>we leave the girls inside the house and get into the forest
>we call for scott, still no answer
>after one hour spent looking for him we're getting a bit nervous, and suddendly we hear in the distance dad yelling
>we follow his voice and find him and scott not so far
>scott seems very quite, he just got lost while he was following a rabbit and couldn't find the way back

cont.

>>18866285
>we get back to the cabin, everything is very quite, no sounds at all
>while we get close to the house we see the girls standing on the door of the cabin freezed in fear
>they're just staring at the forest behind us, when they see us they don't say anything
>dad and mom get alarmed, they sprint to them
>"haven't you seen it?" ask one of my sister
>"who?" ask my father
>she point at the point where we just came from
>"that thing running on the trees"
>we litterally didn't see a shit coming back to the cabin, anything, like the animals were all dead
>my parents think that probably they've seen a big bird, an howl or stuff like that, and they were impressed by it
>we come from the city and are not used to animal and shit like that
>"no it moved on two legs,it was like climbing very fast"
>my parents don't pay a lot of attention to it and we just have dinner
>after dinner
>my parents go to their room while me, scott and the girls sleep in the living room
>we play uno for a while, then i decide that it's time to sleep
>i get asleep
>after probably two or three hours, i don't know, scott wake me up
>i open my eyes and he put an hand on my mouth to keep me silent, then point to the window
>it is quite dark in the room
>suddendly i hear noises coming from the porch, like someone going in circle around the house
>a low, weak breathing-noise
>i'm quite scared by now
>scott just looking at me don't know what to do

cont.

>>18866315
>"scott"
>it's clearly my father's voice calling my brother from outside the house
>lolwut
>scott get close to the door and is going to open but i stop him before he does it
>we get to my parent's room and take a look inside
>my father lies in his bed with my mother, both sleeping
>"SCOTT"
>this time the voice was higher and my sisters get woken up by it
>"what's happening? what is dad doing outside now?" my sister asks
>i don't speak and scott point to the open door of my parent's room, where my sisters clearly see my father sleeping
>meanwhile the voice outside stopped, and and again someone is walking in circle around the house
>we get freaked house
>i bring everyone in my parent's room and we we wake up mom and dad
>they are a bit mad about this, and while we explain why we made it someone start to slowly knock on the door in front of the house
>suddendly we get silent, while the knocks on the door become more violent
>"SCOTT SCOTT"
>we are litterally hearing my father caling mt brother's name from outside the cabin while he's in the room with us, we just stare in each others eyes

cont.

>>18866352
>the thing start to push against the main door
>it must be very big, judging by the noise he makes
>we don't know what to do, paralyzed in fear
>dad close his room's door
>after some minute, we hear the main door going down
>it's inside the cabin
>we hear someone like growling in the room next to us
>it's getting always closer
>meanwhile a terrible smell of decomposition is in the air
>suddendly it open the door
>get on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaurs

>>18866368
fuck

>>18866368
a (You) for u

>>18866368
I suffered through that terrible English hoping it would pay off in the end

>>18859102
i mean i call bullshit on this, as i do with most of the shit on here. but if this REALLY happened i would bet money that it was just some weird person living in a cabin in the woods and this dude's dickhead dad fucked his property all up because his son is a giant fucking pussy. like yeah if you broke into my house and eventually burned it down when i never did anything i'd kill your fucking dog to cunts.

>>18844106
>tl;dr the thread

>>18844494
There was one someone posted one time about a dude driving on a road in California and there were two people pretending to be passed out blocking the road. He saw through the ruse and drove around them only to see in his rearview mirror a crowd of people come out from the thick foliage around the two people, hoping to ambush him when he tried to help the two people.

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>>18860413
>>18859046
>>18860413

That was it!!! The Hobeast!


Now I've managed to find the thead(s) and the vocaroo link.
http://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/15022137/

If anyone remembers this thread and has the vocaroo, please upload it. This series of threads was one of the first things I remember on /x/ and I'll never forget the fucking chills I got from that vocaroo.

>>18844124
Oh neat, someone saved this. But you didn't screencap the next part where I talk about how he was sprinting through a minefield of cholla cacti, and how that is literally impossible to do without stepping on what are essentially caltrops.

I'm serious. Anyone who's had experiences with cholla knows what I'm talking about. There are so many cholla that just weaving between them without bumping into them is a challenge, let alone avoiding all the pieces they drop on the ground.

>>18844432
Also WVanon. Apparently our state is haunted as hell.

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Does anyone have the one where kid lives with grandpa who tells him to stay in the closet and don't move when it's raining, and grandpa suddenly disappears.

>>18844153
>>18844158
These are mine. I can fill in the gaps if y'all'd like me to.

>>18870310
by all means go ahead.

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>>18848362
Does anyone have the coordinates?

>>18870310
Anything happened since?

>>18856797
"I'll never be able to type again, my hand is mummified to the mouse! I'm also a jackass who doesn't know how to into an onscreen keyboard!"

>>18870785
>be up at work late one night finishing a paper
>around 2 AM here someone knocking on the downstairs door
The way the building is set up, there's a window above the downstairs door so that you can see who is at the door before you go down a bi level staircase. Basically 10 stairs then a landing, then ten more stairs to your destination up or down.
>go to window and look who is at the door
>nothing there
>continue downstairs and go to the hydraulically controlled glass door
>nobody is there
>chalk it up as my imagination

Here's where it continues to the second screencap.

>>18870955
Went back a couple of years later to try to talk to her with no results. I had a friend who did evp sessions up there late at night, but only got faint female voices and the steps going up and down the hall. The elevator also did its up and down thing all night. He said she was definitely there, but since he never was around her as much as we were, she didn't interact with him like she did us.

Look up the article in the screencap. I was one of the unnamed sources in it, but I know everyone well who was in the article. There was a short-lived Scify Channel series about haunted schools. We were set to be the next school before it was canceled. They were going to fly me and a couple of other people to NYC to do the interviews, but Scify pulled the plug.

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>>18870227

>>18849477
kek

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>>18866368

>>18848362
The scary thing about this one is that in order for anon to have those pictures
A) his story is entirely true
B) he happened across a random bunker and did all the stone carving himself
C) some teenagers fucked around in a bunker that anon happened upon.