Do robots post on this board?

>>18835551
>>/r9k/

>>18835554
[spoiler]Real robots[/spoiler]

>>18835558
it's quite possible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysU56JzBjTY

>>18835551
Trust me, I'm a human.

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>>18835580
You don't sound human.

Probably, but I know for a fact humans do too as I am one.

>>18835591
Why does a human deny its robotic nature?

>>18835551
Obviously not you dunce.

Have you seen the captcha?

>>18835608
on a site like this, "i am not a robot" becomes a hypnotic suggestion as you filter it out of you conscious awareness. it's part of the nexus 6 identity conditioning program.

>>18835608
An advanced robot could get passed that.

>>18835619
Dump info, whatever you got about nexus 6 (Force4).

>>18835619
>>18835625
What?

>>18835551

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>>18835640
Spooky.

>>18835646
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MOn_ySghN2Y

Spooked, confirmed robot.
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>>18835551
They lie every time they solve a captcha. Must be a moral quandary. Oh wait...

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>>18835625
check bladerunner.wikia.com or something, that was a joke.

>>18835551
No.

>>18835651
0.10 Theres a two.

Milk and cookies kept you awake?

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>>18835551

>In before the "fat lobby" denounces the building of athletic humanoid robots and ableist and discriminatory and demands the building of obese robots with non-functioning, high weight-density "fat deposits" that cripple function and mobility, in order to raise the self esteem of the obese portions of society.

In before corrupt politicians agree to pass laws mandating this in order to win the "fat vote".

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>>18835690

>>18835690
as if it would be needed. the companies that sell the robots will cater to their clientele. if people want fat robots, they'll make fat robots.

>>18835551
you mean robots from r9k? because i am.

>>18835619
>>18835621
Why can't /x/ into sarcasm?

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>>18835551
I could not explain it to you even if I wanted to

>>18835551
>Do robots post on this board?
Not yet.

Yep, I'm a robot, ask me anything.

TFW no gf