What do real vampires look like? Vampire thread.

Here's a picture of them.

>>18834868
vampires aren't real grow up , im romanian and i visited castle transylvania no vampires it's just a myth

if you eat animal products you're a vampire

>>18834868
if they look like this, they definitely fuck.

>>18834868
They drink human blood, I know that.

>>18834868
Probably like some weirdo with false teeth in pulling really stupid faces.

>>18834868
>What do real vampires look like?

A jew

>>18834868
Here's a guide to finding them:

>They like dark places
>They steal human life force
>Nocturnal
>Live in basements
>Usually their mothers

>>18834868
If they are very old, their skin has a porcelain look to it. Most are very beautiful. Those that aren't were turned for a specific reason.

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>>18834870

>>18834868
I would let her suck me dry anytime

>>18834868
Who is this sexy bitch

I hope they are all as good looking as she is

>>18834990
I'm a jew, and I do not literally drink blood though I do feel like I feed off of other's emotional energy - both good and bad. Also we do have horns, kind of. They do not exist on this physical plane but are a very real visual phenomenon under the right circumstances. I wont go any further than that, but I've figured out how to experience this phenomenon briefly for myself and it really makes you wonder how much they've kept from us.

>>18835353
Most are better looking.

>>18835273
I don't like her outfit. Kind of school marmy.

>>18835758
It lacks flare.

>>18834868
You probably wouldn't know us if you saw us. We look like anyone else, just often a bit....eccentric.

>>18835781
Why would a vampire be browsing 4chan?

>>18835781
How does someone "look eccentric".

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>>18834868

>>18834868
like the elite and jews and you can be one if you practice royal vampirism

>>18835781
>just often a bit....eccentric
*teleports behind you*
Heh. Nothing personnel kid.

>>18835805
Boredom
>>18835806
Not sure how best to describe it. We look like anyone else, just often a bit...weird. Dare I say autistic.

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>>18835109

>>18834868
Well I'd say nothing like it's in the moovees. Same with little green men with big heads and eyes.

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>>18836099
cant argue with those digits.
how old are you?

They look like any other violent schizophrenic would - basically human but in an uncanny, "Something's off about this dude," kind of way. That isn't to say all vampires are crazy, of course; some are just really fucking autistic and/or edgy.

Female vamps would be hot that's for sure.

>>18836327
Nearly 30.
None of us are immortal. You can't halt aging. We age and die like everyone else.

>>18836435
>You can't halt aging.

Yeah you can. Roleplayer confirmed.

>>18836450
You really can't. You can SLOW it by quite a bit, but the processes of aging are inescapable. It's basic chemistry.

>>18836467
Yes.... you can. Scientists are close to understand and stop the process of aging altogether, give it 100-200 years and it will be done.

Also, several species of animals have never been proven by scientists to actually die of old age. It is believed that these animals may be immortal or may age so slowly that humans cannot detect the process. The phenomenon is called negligible senescence. Some species of jellyfish are considered immortal since they simply go through their life cycle an infinite number of times.

Now you're telling me that a race of supernatural beings isn't immortal? It is absolutely possible as proven by science and there is no "universal law" saying it is impossible on a physical level.

Conclusion: You're a roleplayer.

>>18836544
He could also just be an autistic faggot.

>>18836553
Both vampires and autistics try to bite people.

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>>18834868
Sociopaths and people suffering from Borderline Personality Disorder come in many shapes, sizes and colors.

I hope this answers your question...

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>>18836716
kek

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>>18835379

Not trying to start a flame war but..

I think he's talking about how Jews have been historically known to leech money from countries they immigrate into. Kind of like how Gypsies have been know to do the same with less subtlety. I know it doesn't run down to every single individual, but, let's face it as a whole it is a pattern and patterns do speak for them selves.

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>>18834932
I'm on my phone but can someone cap this for a Dracula poster
Pic related

>>18837536
lol

>>18834868
If you take the blood of a young person and donate it to compatibly to an old person, the old person recovers in their health and vigor. Vamprism therefore is real, but it's alot more lame than it would appear. Getting a bunch of children of compatible blood type and have them donate blood in order to feel refreshed would be the extent of it. Apparently, some of our elite does in fact do this, which is interesting in itself.

They look exactly like that Spirit Cooker bitch. Seventies or older and looks fucking 30, goth in black, and plays with the blood of young virgin children.

>>18834932
Sounds an awful lot like something a vampire would say.

I didn't expect to see that gif here.

>>18838074
is that you?

>>18836318
fucking kek

>>18836099
>Dare I say autistic
Huh? Not true.
>None of us are immortal. You can't halt aging. We age and die like everyone else.
Wrong. You're not a vampire. Stop spreading disinformation.

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>>18837536
Here you go. Sorry for the shitty ms paint

>>18834868
Is it just me, or do the fangs disappear when she smiles normally? I can't quite tell for sure but it looks like normal teeth when she smiles

>>18838863
Despite some popular myth, the fangs don't retract.

>>18838887
Well, I was talking about just the person in the gif but if you know anything more on vampires, I'm always curious about this type of stuff

well they may just be a bunch of weirdos that drink blood to play it dark you know

>>18834932
But how do you know you searched everywhere they could have been hiding? Maybe you just missed them.

>>18838906
This.
>>18838895
The girl in the gif is not a vampire.

>>18838933
>thinks he knows every vampire in the world and can confirm if the girl is one or not

please

Does anybody have an idea where itd be most likely to find a vampire? Would they be more likely to live in cities? (Easy prey with the homeless, nobody notices if one disappears)

>>18838944
Really depends on what kind of abilities they have. Do the bite wounds heal? Can they hypnotize humans? If yes they can live everywhere. If not I guess city is most likely.

>>18838946
Good point. I doubt they exist personally but it'd definitely be amazing to encounter one (even if I probably wouldn't be alive for long)

>>18838939
Never claimed to know every vampire.
>>18838944
Yes in big cities. Easier to blend in. You would never know though unless the vampire chose to let you know.

>>18838962
Yeah, which is why I added the whole not living for long part. I actually live in a big city and have had dreams of dying this way

>>18838778
thats fucking hilarious

>>18838962
>Never claimed to know every vampire.

then how the fuck you know if shes one or not? especially because you said yourself "You would never know though unless the vampire chose to let you know."

>>18838998
She doesn't have the right aesthetic in regards to her fangs.
>and have had dreams of dying this way
Don't worry anon. You won't be killed.

>>18839019
whats the right aesthetic of fangs then?

>>18835781
This most likely a neckbeard that just got done jerking off to traps. Don't fall for these fools.

>>18839024
The fangs aren't as prominent.

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>>18839096
but if they were smaller they would be inefficient to suck blood with, doesnt make sense so guess youre wrong

>>18839110
They are efficient. The blood doesn't go through the fangs.

>>18839216
yeah but to get nicely to the veins and not causing a mess how you gonna do that with two little stumps instead of two sharp, long fangs?

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>>18839223
i mean even her fangs arent even that long, any shorter and they would almost be the same length as the normal teeth

>>18839223
They are sharp. Just not that long. Without disguising them they would be noticed.

Protip: the most common way a vampire gets blood is by being in a relationship and essentially feeding off that person. It's a mutual sort of thing and a lot healthier than just biting random people, who can have all sorts of diseases that could very easily kill one.

>>18839240
literally no one cares if a person has vampire teeth and it wouldnt matter if it gets noticed you know theres people who get fangs done by dentists as a fashion statement?

i still think that short sharp fangs would be inefficient and weird to bite with so they make no sense but whatever

>>18839252
are you aware of how slow blood regenerates in a person? if you just feed from one person you can take a meal like every 2 or 3 weeks maybe, does that sound very realistic to you?

if you consider how many calories blood contains (to sustain the vampire body who probably can't totally bend the laws of energy) and how much a vampire needs, feeding from one person alone would be really retarded unless they gave zero shits about the persons health

>>18839259
actually even slower than 2-3 weeks

"The Recommended Interval is 3 months between each blood donation. The life cycle of red blood cell is about 120 days. So we could expect most donated RBCs get replenished within that interval. "

>>18839259
YOUNG vampires only require about a pint a month of blood. The paranormal biology of their condition doesn't require them to be completely sustained on the substance, but they need it to keep 'going'.

The older a vampire gets though, the more reliant they become and the more difficult it becomes to process actual food through their stomach, resulting in a lot of trouble.

It's a a "faith based disease", anon. They're very much still human (they're not undead by any means) and still have functioning human parts.

>>18839256
You can believe me or not, it's nothing to me.

>>18839283
>it totally means nothing to me
>keeps replying and defending his point

just kill yourself retard

>>18839279
>The older a vampire gets though, the more reliant they become
Umm....it's actually the opposite.

>>18839279
whats that supposed to mean faith based disease? can you elaborate?

>>18839288
You insufferable cunt. You are nothing. But I bet you'll reply to this you fucking child.

>>18839295
you seem pretty triggered because i called you out on your beta behavior and roleplay

not only did your whole fang story make no fucking sense but also your pathetic attempt to defend how "totally you dont care at all" was just tragic to witness

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>>18834868
Rare picture of a vampire

>>18834868
not that

>>18839302
You're one of those bitches who always has to get the last word in. I'm sure your boyfriend loves it. And it doesn't bother me that you don't believe. It's your cunty attitude that's bothersome.

>>18839311
>>18839302
I like how you are both feeding off each other

>>18839293
A condition that is established over centuries that affects human beings and alters them through the collective consciousness. Thoughts make reality, anon, and vampire legends are deep rooted in many cultures for a long time.

Were-ism is one, the wendigo condition (although it's largely extinct) and it's European counterpart, the goul.

Were-ism (and your variants of wolf, rat, pig, buffalo for early Native Americans) is not consensual and I've heard the transformation as the equivalent of "full body herpes".

Vampirism is completely consensual

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>>18839311
so youre basically saying that a) youre obsessed with the word cunt and b) youre getting triggered like a 10 year old kid by people who dare to be "cunty" on 4chan towards you, yeah?

>>18839325
>Thoughts make reality

why are all these vampire roleplayer and life style people who are deeply obsessed with vampirism not turning into real vampires then?

>>18839289
>Umm....it's actually the opposite

It really isn't. A vampire who's aged can quite easily die of old age if they stop receiving their blood "donations". Living a long life and watching your friends and family die isn't exactly glorious for a lot of people. They have to find some way to occupy their long-lived lives.

>>18839324
that guy has severe autism and i called him out on stuff that makes no fucking sense but he wanted to act cool like it doesnt bother him but he's clearly triggered as hell

>>18839334
Because that's not how the legend "works" and most of these people are disingenuous anyways. That's why they'll never accomplish anything. They don't even truly believe in it. It requires legitimate hard held beliefs, which are very rare in modern society.

A lot of "old world" European countries still hold a lot of faith in monsters and such.

>>18839346
you know that there are people who genuinely believe it and are mentally ill? i talked to a lot of 100% insane people in my life and none of them had any powers besides their schizo-autism

so disagree with that from my personal experience that belief or thoughts will create reality against these odds

>>18839328
No. I'm basically saying that you got triggered by someone saying the fangs are shorter than in the gif and that I'm sure you're boyfriend loves your attitude.
>>18839335
Sir, I don't know where you got your info from but vampires grow stronger as they age.

>>18839349
It's collective thoughts, anon, not just one autistic retard thinking he's a superhero turning into Captain Underpants or something.

It works on a smaller scale, which is why those self help books where you convince yourself that you're happy actually makes you happy.

Vampirism requires a very specific "ritual" in order for the change to happen. You can't just will yourself into one.

>>18839353
what fucking boyfriend?

i didnt get triggered, i educated you about it making no fucking sense or that you dont know every vampire in this world and how their fangs are you retarded turd

> vampires grow stronger as they age.

and yet they need less blood? go more powerful and need less energy? LOL sounds legit

>>18839358
what ritual is it?

>>18839353
>vampires grow stronger as they age

Stronger is subjective, anon. Yes they become "stronger" but the human side of them atrophies as their bodies become more dependent on the blood and less on the human side of things.

I don't mean they become brittle Nosferatu lanklets or something, they just become more monster like.

>>18839364
The conditions are basically consent and then a direct bite to the neck. A vampire and the second party involved both need to basically
agree to the whole ordeal and then the vampire bites the persons neck: not the
thigh, hand, butt, face. It has to be the neck. The side of the neck- like in the
movies.

>>18839385
Vampires don't easily share their knowledge like you are, freely giving it away. I'm having doubts about where you are hearing this nonsense from.

>>18839385
and youre telling me if the person doesnt believe its real that nothing would happen even if a vampire did that to them during the ritual?

because if that is not the case then i dont get the difference between a literal condition and a faith-based condition

>>18839389
I'm not a vampire, anon, and I don't want to turn into one. It's even a debate among actual vampires if the "disease" is even worth it. There's no harm in me spreading info because nobody will take me serious enough anyways. Reality is a lot of times stranger than fiction.

>>18839391
That is the case, anon. It requires strong, firm belief (or faith) in order for the change to happen.

A lot of paranormal stuff only works on the basis of the person(s) involved believing in it to a certain extent. It's like how certain paranormal things can "smell" a Christian person or whatever the old fables/legends say. If you don't acknowledge it's existence it mostly doesn't work.

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>>18834870
Get it? Cause they ain't real?!

>>18839405
hmm thats pretty interesting so thanks for sharing either way, cant tell if its true or not but it would be cooler if vampirism was a against-all-odds kind of thing and not something a person has to believe in for it to even work

>>18839405

Then how have you acquired this knowledge?

>>18839414
No problem anon, a healthy bit of awareness is always a good thing, and the paranormal world is vast and interesting, steeped in culture and legend.

>>18839419
Nepotism, you could say. When you start looking for answers you eventually stumble upon them. I'm just an average guy who got lucky and met the right people.

Peace gents, have a great day.

>>18839433
bye bye!

>>18839360
Tell me, when your boyfriend's dick is in your mouth do you keep babbling on or do you at least try to give him a decent blowjob?
>>18839405
Vampires don't look at it as a disease. And belief has nothing to do with it.

>>18839452
LMAO whats with your autistic obsession with talking about my boyfriend in every post? dont have one and never mentioned one

So why are you projecting this hard? are you looking for a boyfriend to treat you like the little girl you always wanted to be?

who would want to be therianthropic?

>>18839465
That dude was right. You are a cunt who has to get the last word in.

>>18834932
Dracula was pure fiction but why does being Romanian and visiting the castle make you think there are no vampires?

>>18838778
lmao this is great

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I saw one, why do they love milk? They were supposed to consume blood ? Is a new breed

>>18834868
like goth people but more pale white
the more blood they get the cooler they look
the less blood they get the more they look like shit

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>>18839550
that dude is you samefagging

/x/ how do git vampire?

So, i wrote a paper about vampires at one point.

Heres the deal.

In order for a vampire to get enough calories to live a day on blood alone they would need to drink a bathtube full.

I(f they were real, which i doubt they were, they would have to be a different species or a virus.

>>18840203
No one is saying their diet is exclusively blood. You are fucking stupid

>>18839019
I'm assuming you were talking to me
(>>18838984) there's nothing for me to worry about, because they weren't bad dreams

>>18840208
yes thats literally 99% of the vampire myths

how many fucking vampire stories you know where they eat fucking normal food too? and if they can eat normal food why would they need blood at all you fucking nut

>>18839433
If you met the right people, would you still happen to be in contact with them?

>>18840215
>what is meat

Get rekt retard

>>18840203
>In order for a vampire to get enough calories to live a day on blood alone they would need to drink a bathtube full.

-A standard donation size of 500 ml contains about 425 to 460 calories

so 2 l would be 1800 calories which would be more than enough for a tall woman

where are you getting that bathtub idea from?

>>18840221
if they eat meat why do they need blood at all? you can access meat far easier than blood and it has higher calories

by that logic of yours the whole idea of a vampire makes zero sense and it confirms that you're a fullblown retard

>>18840225
They could just like the taste of blood and survive on the meat. Flesh eating is also a part of the myths. Your shit was not thought out very well. Also not taking into account that an undead creature might function differently from that of a normal human

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>>18834868
This is a murderous vampure.

>>18840235
my shit? im not that bathtub anon i corrected him infact here >>18840223

eating meat is by far less common than the blood aspect yet if they could and can survive on eating meat then all the "need to get blood, need to get humans" shit makes little sense because its very easy so buy and thrive on meat

i like the taste of blood isnt a fucking excuse and you can just get bloody meat

>>18840235
also the meat reply is retarded because i have just proven that vampires could get enough calories from blood alone

also what the fuck even is a vampire if suddenly now they can eat just like humans and just like the taste of blood? sounds like literally every roleplayer

>>18834870
:^)

>>18834932
> i visited castle transylvania no vampires
that reasoning is like saying "I went to school and didn't get shot so school shooters aren't real".

>>18838778
kek

Vampires tend to be pale from lack of sunlight but otherwise look like anyone else. They have animal magnetism when it comes to attracting prey and when they suck blood, it is just caloric energy, it's also taking a life force energy. About the night, it isn't outwardly deadly to vampires, just tiresome and they're very sensitive to it. They can survive on human foods, but the life energy gives them the energy they crave.

>>18840215
Vampires don't eat food. Only blood.

>>18839465
Holy shit. You indeed are a dilapidated cunt. Fuck you. No wonder you don't have a boyfriend.

School shooters tend to be pale from lack of sunlight but otherwise look like OP. They have animal mannerisms when it comes to attracting girls and when they flail about, it is just autistic energy, it's also taking a piss energy. About the rigors of reality, it isn't outwardly deadly to OP, just tiresome and they're very sensitive to it. They can survive on tendies, but the butt hurt of the logical gives them the attention they crave.

>>18840433
>cunt cunt cunt
>boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend

that all you can say, kid?

>>18840452
I wasn't him. Look at the new number of posts that show up. And you don't have to get the last word in. But I know you will!

>>18840458
of course its you moron literally no one else ive ever met is obsessed with calling anons cunts and talking about their boyfriends (even though there was never any indication of my gender or sexuality in this whole thread)

>>18840448
What do you mean vampires flail about? They don't. They're very graceful and elegant in their mannerisms, especially if they're old.

>>18840461
You did it!

>>18840464
YOURE A CUNT

I BET YOUR BOYFRIEND HATES YOU BECAUSE YOURE CUNTY

DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND? DO YOU SUCK HIS DICK, CUNT? YOURE A CUNT, CUNT! BOYFRIENDS HATE CUNTS!

>>18834868
who is this semen demon?

>>18834932
t. dracula

PP and C shit up vampire threads too, I see.

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>>18837536
There you are anon

>>18836544
Scientists are NOWHERE near stopping the process of aging. It's not even widely agreed what specifically causes it, there are several different viewpoints as to what is the cause, and how to treat it.

You might as well follow your statement by saying we are close to cold fusion.

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>>18834868
go to your mall.
see those 14 year olds dressed all in black playing music from their phones?
that's them

>>18840509
shut the fuck up faggot

In the first attempt to reverse aging by reprogramming the genome, scientists have rejuvenated the organs of mice and lengthened their life spans by 30 percent (http://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S0092-86741631664-6) and this is NOW, in the PRESENT DAY

steps are already taken give it a few more centuries and it will be done or very close

>>18840469
Simmer down kiddo. Stop being a cunt.

>>18840521
Last time I went to a mall it was just Mexicans doing Mexican things, as far as the eyes could see.
Are all vampires Mexican?

>>18840600
hi there little cunt i heard youre looking for a boyfriend to fuck you in the ass? i volunteer

How come no one ever RPs as a Frankenstein?

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>>18839311
man i just took 10 minutes to look at your posts in the archive and picked 4 screenshots

youre obsessing over boyfriend dick since 2014-2015 and you keep talking about it

but also the other shit you post like holy shit its like a glance into pure autism youre definitely a pathetic freak

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>>18840602
>Are all vampires Mexican?

No we are not. But I wish we where, anon, then maybe this crazy world would begin to make sense.

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>>18839307
kek

Who is the real motherfucking vampire?

>>18840809
Me.

Does anybody here have any legit info? Or is it just a shit flinging contest?

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>what do real vampires look like?

>>18841187
>Or is it just a shit flinging contest?

It always is.

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How i'd smash

>>18841187
If you are genuinely interested in a discussion about non-RP vampire information, you're welcome to email me at [email protected]. Feel free to ask some questions through the email.

We are going to be starting a discussion group very soon.

>>18841534
Email sent

>>18841534
Who are you exactly? What is going to be used to talk about this?

>>18841678
An anon that can answer a few questions. Most likely discord.
If you have more questions, I'd be happy to answer them through email.

>>18834868
Um..surprisingly human. Vampires are just slightly higher on the energetic ladder than humans, but not by much. The whole vampirism thing comes from being able to absorb energy of living beings, which is already somewhat refined, which humans cant do. It just means your average vampire is superior to your average human. In terms of potential we exceed them by leaps and bounds.

>>18841534
Are you that guy who wants to make a scientist group to create vampires?

>>18841968
>parasites are superior
>what is food

>>18834981
Geez. Found the vegan. Also, we find you vegans delicious.

>>18834868
Holy fuck. Idc if vampire or not. I'd Dunk that

>>18834870
fpbp

cool rp thread
where's the character sheet template?

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>>18843711

>>18842452
Oh, no, not at all. I'm a human.

>>18834868
They suck blood not dick.

>>18844196
Yeah so was he and everyone involved. Group of humans who planned to study the vampire virus or something

>>18834868
have a getting bitten fetish pls stop posting cuties like this

>>18844218
No, I hadn't planned such a thing.

So really, did this thread ned over 180 posts?

What's the point of it?

I'm so curious

>>18844248
What's the point of anything?

>>18844287
But-but-but, it's not even an intriguing or well crafted thing, it's just a shitfest as to who can make more stupid jokes about stupid shit, I mean if I'm in a demon thread, I at least want to learn something new about demons or have a roleplay guy doing a creepy demon voice, this isn't even about vampires it's just stupid.
It's so stupid.

>>18844287
things have no point
they merely exist

>>18836544
Entropy always wins, Skippy.

I just lost The Game.

>>18844297
Lol, /x/ is a shitfest. OP made the mistake by having an awful opening sentence which didn't really inspire discourse

>>18844305
does op also need to wipe your ass little babby? cant provide anything interesting yourself

>>18844313
t. OP

>>18839335
As a fellow undead, yeah, sucks. Oh god im sorry i mean it's not great. Unfortunately I "chose" the lich route and now I just CANT FUCKING DIE. Please kill me

>>18844322
babby is triggered, babby doesnt know what to say stay inferior turdkid

>>18837547
>a bunch of children
Really only need one... if you have no qualms about killing an innocent child, though

>>18844329
Why does the kid have to die for a blood donation?

>>18839364
Make an appeal to Molag Bal, the Prince of Rape.

>>18844334
Overpopulation :^)

>>18840602
Only the saucy ones.

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this

>>18844637
That's a penguin you dumbshit

100% guarantee youre still stalking and in this thread so when you read this fuck you

>>18840311
kek'd but true

>>18844637
1/10

>>18840809
I am.

>>18840821
>>18844985
Well, prove it then, tell us something interesting?

>>18844985
Same! I love to date girls on their periods if you know what I mean.

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>>18840809
I know of a fuck-mothering vampire

>>18834868
They look like Juncker. You can continue your fantasies here if you like, but vampires are just an idea. The horrible things Vlad the Impaler did were not. Juncker is descended from Vlad, and heir to Adolf Hitler's fortune. Have fun with this one.

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obviously no one here as seen martin...

>>18845051
OH YES!

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This is what a vampire looks like.

>>18844301
I just lost The Game.

Fuck you too, buddy.

>>18845084
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA

>>18841247
this.

>>18840203
Assuming they had they same energy needs as a human, they might be cold blooded, they might have a slower metabolic rate. Some reptiles can go months without eating.

>>18844997
High amount of light makes me feel irritable, lethargic, and disoriented, especially yellowish tints.

>>18845218
Same goes for me, but I'm not a vampire. What's something else you can share?

>>18845227
Nothing else. I don't want to do an interview.

>>18845241
Then why post you're a vampire in this thread if there's nothing you can contribute? It's almost attentionwhoring.

>>18845212
that guys post is BULLSHIT

500ml blood have around 450~ calories and one adult human has around 5l blood? so thats way more than you need for your daily intake

>>18845249
>why post you're a vampire in this thread
Because >>18840809.

>>18845280
Yes, you voluntarily stated you're a vampire.
Is that all you wanted to get across?

>>18845289
Yes. That's all that anon was asking.

>>18845060
I have. It was ok. Really comfy lifestyle, up until the vampirism set in.

I hope any vampire believers are being ironic. There's no way you're that retarded.

>>18845529
>/x/, the paranormal board
>calls people who believe in something paranormal retarded

ok

What are psychic vampires?
What did Alex mean by this?
Is it a metaphore?
Who benefits?

>>18835109

Thanks Anne Rice!

LIKE DIGGS XDDDDDDD

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Some genes do produce very long and dominant incisors. I'm one of those people. When I worked in high-traffic business a lot of people would ask if I was a vampire. "Haha, no, but very funny" I would say.

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>>18847074
me too

>>18836467
You don't know shit about telomeres.

>>18847074
I had them as a kid before my adult teeth came in

>>18840509
Nigga we already know exactly what causes aging. Besides, anon said it could still be two centuries before we figure it out completely.

>>18834868
Probably like the ones from 30 Days of Night

>>18847107
We have a very similar facial structure and hair. We probably have a common ancestor not too long ago that propagated these genes. Fun stuff.

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>>18834868
I've only met two "real" vampires, but they look pretty much like regular people 'cept slightly "unhealthy,"

Dunno how you become a vampire but they described it as an infection and claimed to be immortal. It could be something completely different though, as these two people never explicitly stated that they were "vampires," they just seem to eat people or drink their blood and only come out at night.

Pic unrelated

>>18848854
What were their fangs like? And how did you assume they're vampires if they never outright stated it?

>>18848881
They just had regular teeth. Don't think they had any noticeable fangs. I just assumed they were vampires because my homeboy said "they're vampires" and they seemed to have vampire-ish traits. Though the two of them never said "we're vampires" or anything like that.

On second thought, they might've not been vampires at all and something totally different.

They usually have a fat booty and they live off money and suck your income out of your dick

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>>18834868
is nines Rodriguez here.

>>18848854
I'd drive a stake through their hearts.

>>18849365
That doesn't work. It's a myth.

>>18840461
No one's ever said cunt before on here? Fuck you cunt!

>>18840669
lmao, what an autistic faggot

>>18840669
I can't imagine what life is like for you. You actually took the fucking time to look that shit up?

>>18845565
yes?

>>18840669
I wonder why that person uses the word "boyfriend" so much.

>>18849516
kek

>>18844648
Black cormoran

Les vampires existent vraiment mais ca prend plus la forme d'une maladie

Vampires are real a Bit cause some people are alergic to The sun and have Vampire teeth (Like me i habe both) and some of them are canibals sooooo Vampire (sorry im german so my english is crap)

>>18840669
Ahahahahhahahahah ctfu here

>>18849902
Having a sun allergy doesn't make you a vampire.

>>18849937
It's more than that

>>18849516
Top kek. I can imagine it's some teenager in their parents basement. I mean what other type of idiot would take the time?

>>18849963
Albino pls go

>>18849983
Albino ? i do not understand

Pale fuzzy looking bloodshot eyes with a dark aura

>>18849998
Dark aura, ok ! But no albino

>>18849516
>5-10 minutes is effort
>said by people who spent HOURS to argue on 4chan about nonsense

how does it feel to be this autistic, anon?

>>18850439
Both of you seem pretty autistic.

>>18851304
and you seem pretty triggered sup?

>>18851333
Do you wish to converse, human?

>>18851442
do you wish to suffocate on my dick, maggot?

>>18851451
I sense a major disturbance in your being. Tell me what is troubling you.

>>18851457
i'm troubled by the fact that your not currently on my lap

>>18851475
>>18851457
Why don't you guys stop being retards and quit bumping this shitty thread

>>18851487
you just bumped it yourself you massive turd

>>18851475
I would never be on your lap, my dear. You can sit on my lap during your confession time when you tell me what's troubling you though. How does that sound?

>>18851508
why not sit on my lap exactly? you have some issues with accepting your feminine side?

>>18851514
It is custom and tradition in a lot of cultures to let the young ones and females sit on your lap. It would be very wrong of me to go directly against that considering that I am both older than you and I am male.

>>18851529
thats a lot of assumptions considering that you have no idea who i am and what im doing here

>>18849813
With a Sun allergy, you're going to be D deficient. Do you have some way to get enough D? You sound like you probably need a reliable source of D...

>>18851556
There's no assumptions, my child. I sense that you have a young and fiery soul.

>>18851571
but im male and 40 years old so youre wrong

>>18851571
>young and fiery soul.
That's just his crotch, He's like Lindsey Lohan down there. Which means, like you, he is soulless. Got something in common.

Who's up for some D?

>>18851578
We both know that is a lie. I can tell you are female. Do not test me or you will make me angry.

>>18851592
get fucking angry then bitch what you gonna do???

>>18851595
You have a tremendous opportunity here that you might not get again.

I already told you that I can sense you are female. What reason do you have to doubt me?

>>18851592
>or you will make me angry
Wait, are you, The Hulk?

>>18851608
wow you got my gender right in a board that has a very high % of women because our gender is crazy and gullible (not to even mention the fact that i always write in the same fashion so its not that difficult to see my posts)

now i have the opportunity to talk to you about vampires on 4chan? thats really amazing

>>18851608
It's the Internet. We're all teen girls online, dumbass. I am a Junior in High School and a cheerleader, yet I've never kissed a boy. Giggle.

>>18851623
You have the opportunity to ask me anything you want and I will answer. I take it back that you shouldn't test me. I sense that you are going to want to test me first in order for you to open up to me. I will accept your tests.

It is not your fault that you have such a fiery temperament and that you question things. You have been disappointed often.

>>18851660
everything you said so far is simple stuff any human could have easily picked up

so you are assuming i am fiery and troubled because most of my posts were impulsive and rash, it doesn't take vampire powers to think that only common sense - tell me something you can't know from my post history and then I will be amazed, otherwise not because Im not a retard

>>18851674
Yet again I must tell you that I am not doing any assuming. It is neither guessing nor speculation.

I can tell that you have a long history of being very unruly. You have done a lot of bad things in your life. You are not a person to follow rules and authority, you want to be the authority and make the rules yourself.

>>18851695
sorry but all of this is so general and just taken from the way i behaved in this thread (which is unruly) and no i haven't done A LOT of bad things in my life

nice try anyway mr "vampire" better luck next time

>>18851700
You might think that you have not done a lot of bad things in your life because in your head you justify the wrongdoings you have done by pushing the blame away from yourself. You have done that your whole life.

We can sit here all night going back and forth like this. However I feel that there are things you would want to talk about. Tell me what I can do to make you open up for me.

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< Book about the realistic issues of being an immortal, nigh-indestructible being, and just how boring and pointless everything would become.

>>18851729
i mean its so simple, all you're doing so far is use the information you have about me through my own posts and sprinke in some generalizations that almost all humans have in common (similar how people apply all zodiac descriptions to themselves)

just tell me information about myself that you can't cold read or just guess and i am all ears forever, if you have these powers why couldn't you?

>>18851695
Do you have any clue how self-important you sound?

>>18851744
I can tell that you are still interested and intrigued despite me not having been able to satisfy your needs for absolute proof yet. That's very marvellous and telling.

Let me put it to you that you are not pure. Not in mind and not in body either in the basic essences. You are a concoction of two opposite and vastly different worlds that somehow managed to come together despite odds.

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I've got this weird premonition, like something terrible is going to happen. I'm afraid the government is going to do something Stupid, with a capital S.

>>18851782
>I can tell that you are still interested and intrigued despite me not having been able to satisfy your needs for absolute proof yet. That's very marvellous and telling.

dont flatter yourself retard im literally shitposting in this thread for days and replied to everyone without exception

>Let me put it to you that you are not pure. Not in mind and not in body either in the basic essences

wrong team virgin and no drugs here dont make some excuse about the word pure youre wrong

>>18851825
You do not have to use such foul language and profanities towards me, young lady. I was not flattering myself. I was merely amused by how cold you appeared at first on the outside, yet internally you still desperately want to know more.

As for you saying I am wrong. No. I am not wrong. I was not talking about what you have or have not done with your flesh. I was talking about your creation. Your very being. That is something that has nothing to do with your deeds in life.

>>18851854
As much as I hate referencing reddit, you are the epitome of /r/iamverysmart.

>>18851854
>I was talking about your creation. Your very being

okay then share your knowledge on that you say some people (like me) have been created not-pure

whats that supposed to mean? got some dirt in the mix during creation like autism or disease? are most people created non-pure? whats the pure-created humans to non pure-created humans ratio?

>>18851874
What is that supposed to mean? It means what I have just told you, child. You are not pure. It is not of the mental kind. It is the physical kind I speak of.

There used to be a time long ago when people would only procreate with their own kind for the most part. As time has progressed, so has the people. It is only an evolutionary change in the very basics of human biology, thus we can not fault them. As the time progresses so does the progressiveness of mankind.

Today most people are not pure. You however possess a far higher ratio of impurity than the average.

>>18851910
do you not understand that this is worthless blabla if you dont explain what purity even means in this context and how is it relevant?

does pureness equal power? is it irrelevant? are you just saying some people are more racemixed than others? do people that aren't pure kill themselves? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN?

>>18851922
At this point, why do you bother? This guy is deluded beyond help. He only speaks in generalities.

>>18851922
Being pure has no inherent powers as such. It does not equal power, yet it is not completely irrelevant either. Essentially what I am saying is that in a previous time you would be looked down upon if you were impure.

Today in human society it is considered a completely normal thing to be mixed or have a split percentage of very different races from all sorts of places in the world. The majority of people have DNA in them that go back hundreds or thousands of years and spans several countries and even continents.

The reason why being pure is important is that you can trace the DNA and the blood back through the lineage and pinpoint where your origins lie and where you come from. If you are impure that is nigh impossible since it will all be spread so widely.

There is a big sense of pride for us in being pure since it goes back to the old days. It is highly unlikely that someone impure would be able to enter the rows, it is possible in very rare occasions though. The purity also has a big effect on how the blood itself taste and smell. No one wants to voluntarily eat a bad meal.

>>18837263
look up jewish blood libel.
their sorcerors literally drank human blood trying to prolong their life.

whats weird is science might be proving them right along with that crazy noble that bathed in blood taken from virgins, ever heard of vampire facials?

>>18851961
im not asking him because i think what he says is true i ask him to see what stuff he will come up with in his roleplay as a form of entertainment

>>18851978
so according to you i taste like shit and i wouldnt be allowed to ascend and "enter the rows" yes? ;)

>>18851999
It is not up to me to make that call. That kind of decision comes from higher up in the hierarchy of things. It is very likely that you would not be first priority for a meal unless it was an emergency.

There is still a very small chance that if you perform some kind of extraordinary tasks that they could look past your impurity. I do not know what such tasks would be though, so do not ask me about that.

It is in a sense much similar to how the Sicilian Mafia operates. They follow and abide by the Omertà, just like we follow and abide by our rules. In the Sicilian Mafia you can not become a made man under any circumstances if they can not trace your blood back to the old country. I am sure you can understand why it is important to be pure now.

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>>18852038
of course

but dont worry this dirty shitblood right here has no plans or ambitions to join your superior ranks and you beautiful beings will never get disturbed by someone like me

>>18852045
these threads wouldnt even exist or be alive without me so dont disrespect your boss tard

>>18852045
I have no interest in talking to you so I will make my answer short and precise. No, that was not me. This is the very first time I have been to this place.

>>18852063
you seem upset that daddy is rejecting you

maybe do something edgy to gain his favor back like killing yourself

>>18852051
You say that I should not worry about your plans or ambitions. I am not worried. I can sense that it has been a lifelong dream of yours to enter the rows only for it to have been abruptly changed recently.

I am unable to sense what happened and why you changed your mind, possibly because you have a very rampant mind and you are not entirely sure yourself. Would you be so kind to indulge me into what happened? I sense that you have other desires now.

>>18852073
no but you seem legitimately butt blasted

>>18852076
i think its fascinating how you can sense all the stuff i posted on P U B L I C forums before but

>lifelong dream

a few years isn't my whole life actually only a very small part of it

>why you changed your mind

because i was surrounded by people much more qualified and i came to realize that i lack qualities that would be needed to be picked in the first place

so at this point im just wasting time with people like you and angry whores like >>18852073

>>18852094
I did not mean to imply that your fascination with vampires itself has been the only obsession. It is very clear to me that you have had a lot of things paranormal-related as a hobby. You have often felt that it has disrupted your life in negative ways, especially in the last years. I excuse the confusion.

Why do you feel that you have come to the point where you must waste your time away arguing with people? I sense that there has been a big change in your life lately. Tell me more about it.

>>18852124
actually wait why do you keep asking me these things in the first place? i thought youre a general roleplayer at first but they tend to reply to everyone but thats not the case

so what is your true motive here to interview me?

>>18852141
I mentioned in the very first post to you that there is a major disturbance in your being. It is unlike anything I have seen in a very long time.

That combined with how you then tried to fool me and mask yourself by telling me that you were a 40 year old male signifies that there's deep secrets that you do not wish to speak of to anyone. No normal human being would immediately go on the defensive in such a manner if they had not been scorned before.

There is also the fiery energy you possess. I can sense that you are burning up inside from keeping things inside. You hardly speak to anyone.

Now please enlighten me as to what happened to you recently.

>>18852159
i have to disappoint you buddy nothing outrageous ever happened to me no abuse, no death, nothing

maybe what your feeling is my own body being disgusted by its own impurity that causes a major disturbance

>>18852191
I'm sure you possess some redeemable qualities, no need to be so hard on yourself.

>>18852202
sure thing

>>18852191
You should not be disgusted by your own impurity. It is not your fault and there is nothing you can do to change it. It is needless and will leave you with a bad unrest.

I sense that you have caused and gone through a great deal of turmoil at some point in the last two weeks time, my child. There is a very disturbing energy aura around you. Did you disappoint and let down people in any way? It could possibly have been your family or someone close to you.

>>18834932
Nice try, vampire.

>>18852219
>Did you disappoint and let down people in any way?

nope not that i know of

but even if anything like that happened, what then? where do you want to go with this? just write it down in your diary?

>>18834868
Would let her succ my blood

>>18852236
I am trying to learn about your character and it intrigues me a great deal that you go to such great measurements to be avoidant and deflecting. You are unlike any other human I have talked to.

There must be a source as to why you behave the way that you do. I am merely trying to dig at your shell because you appear to be an interesting specimen. It is not something that I am familiar with.

Your answer does not satisfy me. I do not relish when humans try to deceive me by lying to me. There is a very bad energy aura that shrouds your person entirely. You could wash the sin away by admitting what you have done.

>>18852261
How can she "wash the sin away" by telling you the truth? It won't alleviate her pain or inner turmoil.

>>18852261
i haven't done anything awful and nothing awful happened to me either, i am just your average mentally ill/depressed NEET like THOUSANDS of other people on this site and you act like you can sense that I literally murdered someone or let down my whole family

and you're full of shit, i don't know what you really want if you're a stalker trying to hide his identity or just insane, but you make no fucking sense

you never met humans that deflect or (according to you) lie? retard please get real like literally this sentence tells me that you're not saying the truth because its so incredibly common

>>18852267
also what this anon said

>>18852267
The sin is not related to what she has done. The sin is the aspect of lying to me. The sin is deceit. The distortion and fabrication of reality. Misrepresentation of the truth. Perjury and slander shall be punished.

This will be the last I ever speak to you. If you do not have the mental capacity to grasp a concept so simple as that then there is no reason for me to talk to you.

>>18852282
you can shove "my sins" up your ass really

i will do whatever i want to you and i have zero reasons not to go ahead do something i dare you

>>18852282
The point completely flew over your head.

Are you that self-important that it is a sin for her to be lying to you, if she's lying? And she has absolutely no obligation to give her information to the likes of you. Take a hint, she isn't interested in your roleplay.

>>18852282
Threw up in my mouth a little

>>18852270
Again I must inform you that there is no reason for you to be using language like that. I respect you therefore you should respect me. There is a lot more to gain for you in this than there is for me.

You say you have not performed any awful tasks yet the evidence is against you. I can tell that there is great suffering and it all leads back to you. You are the very core of disorder and anxiety. Nevertheless I will let you off on this case considering that you are unwilling to tell me the truth and that this is going nowhere.

I have met humans before that were very deflectant. What I said was that I have never met anyone that was as deflectant as you are. Most humans will eventually submit and present the truth to me when I keep being persisting and telling them that I know the ultimate truth.

You on the other hand do not seem to ever give in which is surprising to me. It is very idiosyncratic. I have not seen this in many individuals.

>>18852330
ah what do i gain exactly from you again? and you offer the things you have for private information of the life of children? you keep calling me child anyway like a pedo

>as deflectant as you are
>most humans will eventually submit and present the truth

seems like you just didn't talk to enough people because i encounter this all the time for example when people roleplay as vampires and will continue to deny that they are roleplaying even after months

and no i dont respect you because you have not said anything that puts you apart from the average roleplayer

>>18852330
You forgot to tip your fedora.

we have noting to gain from vampires except disappointment

>>18852413
some people also gain fun from it or even get so "lucky" (wink wink) to get recruited my friend

>>18852358
What there is to gain for you from talking to me will be revealed in due time. For now I prefer to simply weigh and gauge the situation itself and you as a human being. Why do felines play with their food? Self-preservation. They wear down their prey to protect themselves. Something similar is going on here although the end result won't be me consuming you.

I have not talked to many roleplayers, as you call them. Perhaps it is because I am smart enough to spot when to engage in a conversation. I can determine with ease if a conversation will be beneficial and gratifying or not. It is feasible that you do not know when to engage and when to hold back, therefore you end up talking to a lot of people like that. It is probably part of your quandary with your compulses. Simple things misfiring in the human mind.

I can not change your mind if you do not wish to respect me. I would implore you to reconsider your decision still. I can assure you that I am not a roleplayer.

>>18852415
idk, all I've experienced is disappointment and impatience, why the winks

>>18852420
wait can we summarize your story again

>you're an ancient vampire and this is your first time on /x/
>you see a post saying "and you seem pretty triggered sup?
>with your vampire magic powers you can sense it's a woman with shit ancestry and surrounded by a great disturbance
>you need the person to admit what it is cause you're curious

and now were here, is that what is it?

>>18852424
because it might not be so lucky to actually be a vampire is what im trying to imply here but who knows

>>18852458
oh, definitely. why on earth would someone want to become a vampire? Sounds like a shitty existence to me

>>18852461
that REALLY depends what it means to be a vampire, if it means being a twilight fag vampire thats superior to being a human if it means youre some slavic monstrosity well then obviously thats inferior

>>18852472
regardless, immortality sounds insufferable, doesn't it?

>>18852481
if you can't kill yourself yeah

but would you rather be human and age/get shitty, or be a vampire stay young and just kill yourself when youre not in the mood anymore?

>>18852458
I am not what would be considered an ancient vampire. There are not many ancient vampires left in this world. I would be considered an adolescent and my peers would presumably call me juvenile for embracing things such as modern day technology.

Per contra it is of my belief per that if we are to continue to strive to survive then we have no other choice than to use and abuse what the world provides us with. It would be foolish and outright detrimental to not take advantage of things like computers and phones.

The elders disagree still and it has caused a lot of uproar and bedlam. There has been infighting and discussions about whether to stick to old traditions or if we should accept technology into our arsenals. By all means, I respect our elders but they are indubitably wrong in this case.

I did not just see that one post of you and then decided to write to you. You make it all seem so simplistic and straightforward. I was intrigued about what ordinary humans think about vampires and how they perceive us. It is quite humorous to read from time to time.

The reason why I singled you out was simply because, as you said, I could sense that there is a great disturbance in you and around you. Stronger than in normal humans. It is compelling and alluring when you see something you have not seen before. It is almost provocative in a sense.

I do not need you to do anything. That is a very foolish assumption of you to make. It is human suspicions and theories that makes this all so very exciting. You humans have a sort of presumption about everything.

It is my impression that you still doubt me. What is it that you would like me to confirm or demonstrate for you?

>>18852492
just demonstrate that youre a vampire

or that you can remote view, like

what am i wearing? what was the last thing i ate?

>>18852490
I guess so. But wouldn't you have to go by the rules of the society or motherhouse? And fake your death? there would be a lot of sacrifice to be made to become a vampire

>>18852495
You're not the girl he was talking to, are you?

>>18852492
Do you sense anything about me?

>>18852500
of course its me are you losing your sensing abilities? ? ? :)

>>18852502
oh, I'm not him, I just assumed since you're not bantering with him anymore

>>18852505
well i have no supernatural vampire sensing powers so i can't really tell who is who my bad

>>18852495
Remote view? Again you go ahead with your preposterous and ludicrous assumptions. I am not a fairy tale psychic vampire. I am unable to manifest into a room, a person or do anything in that regards. I do not do astral projections either before you ask.

Ask me questions and I will answer them. The questions can be about vampires in general. They can be about me. The questions can even be about yourself if you wish to test me.

>>18852508
neither can I, but you should take the opportunity with him while you can, even if there's a 1% chance it's real. I'm insanely jealous.

>>18852512
what a coincidence that you can't do things that would 100% and ultimately prove that you aren't a roleplayer

like, you can sense my gender through 4CHAN POSTS
you can sense the truth and what happens in my life through 4CHAN POSTS

yet you can't remote view and humans can? i don't really have questions about vampires anymore i have asked anything i wanted to know and my conclusions are finalized, they might exist, but im not gonna join for reasons i have told you before

>>18852514
you should be jealous of the people that actually become vampires because they are oh so nice and beautiful and not shitposters on 4chan

>>18852518
Well, your shitposting got you noticed. At least someone finds you interesting. I have a feeling he's legit.
And they're generally not nice, beautiful yes, but not nice.

>>18852525
yeah but if you read everything he said then you would know that he stated that i was very "impure" (so basically genetically too inferior to even be considered a vampire and also the quality of blood is worse in general) and also surrounded by very disturbing energy

is that anything to be jealous of? still wanna switch places? and why he is talking to me in the first place probably sees himself like a cat that is chasing a mouse for a bit, the mouse in this case is the information or weird behavior whatever

its okay its mutual, i reply and talk to everyone in these threads, im relentless and it gives me some mild entertainment

>>18852518
If humans can remote view then you should go ahead and remote view me. You are evidently dubious and unconvinced.

The city is starting to wake up and it's time for me to get off this rooftop and go back into hiding for now. I would be very delighted if we could expand further on this conversation possibly tomorrow assuming that no problems arise. From what I have gathered from you so far the outlook seems good.

Do you happen to have an email where I could contact you? I will be here for another 10 minutes after this post. If you give me your email I will write to you. After 10 minutes you should delete your post so no other pretenders or roleplayers as you call them contact you.

I will make it known when I contact you by telling you something personal that no one else could know about you. My initials are AL.