happening right fucking now
brazilfags like me have reported these green things floating in the sky all over the country
Crazy how nature do dat
>>18834601
West Virginia here I'll go scope the sky real quick.
>>18834601
rio de janeiro here, 03:28
I'm brazilian and i saw this on the sky tonight
OP here, some vids went out
gonna try to post one of 'em
they seem to emit an almost sonar like sounds
>>18834609
I got nothing here man, enjoy your invasion, I'll be watching.
lol whats with all the brazil stuff recently.
Mfw
>>18834637
who are that fat guy bro? we are talking about ayy lmaos here
>>18834641
Your mom like this fat guy, your bastard.
>>18834615
Sounds and light? How sure you are its not a military drone? and what kind of sound is it emitting?
keep us posted with video.
I did some research and I came to the conclusion that this phenomenon is caused by a criminal group called '' island of the macacada '' commanded by a man named Hiago D. Paul D.Phimosis
Probable photo of the alien
>>18834653
isprudi
Military drone? we are talking about brazil man, the police do not even have a helicopter, imagine a thing like a drone
>>18834659
we dont even have police
>>18834646
Your mom got raped by a chimp and you were the result, Matheus
>>18834647
upload in kinda fucked right now so no vids from me
but it' sounds like a submarine sonar
>>18834647
also:it's all over the country,so it can't be military drones or whatever because the vast majority of reports come from isolated cities.
Those are my hopes and dream flying away
>>18834697
Mine too
CHAPECOENSE IS THE CREATOR FOR THIS PLANES, FUCK YOU BHOTHERs Wright.
>>18834657
Kek
https://twitter.com/_gustavodon/status/847279034178297857
>>18834601
Ayy
I think it is really happening, some sort of coming out party for et's . Not joking check out the ufo channels on youtube. anonymous reporting of fastwalkers everywhere
So much happening lately, I wonder whats next
Killjoy here. It's an early april's fools day joke. It started on a Lana Del Ray facebook group and went viral for some stupid reason
>>18834601
just swamp ass
>>18835635
Shill confirmed
OMG this light is your galatic fat mother coming to destroy us
>>18835635
Someone please, kill that group.
>>18834601
Here's a video of these bois:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGAo1Pl0gR4
I heard they can communicate telepathically
Same thing reported around Carrer Solsonès, 19-21, 17480 Roses, Girona, Spain
see www.savagemofo.com
>>18834601
My name Xi-Kha-Kin-Hju-Klan, or at least that’s as close as you can get to pronouncing it in your tongue. I am a disembodied spirit that was most recently incarnated in the body of a giraffe that was sent to this planet from one far beyond the spatial dimensions of your ability to comprehend. Like all giraffes, I was conducting surveillance on earth when I became disembodied, due to the US military intervention in Africa that has been targeting giraffes in order to figure out how to use our (their) alien lifeform for energy and power. Thus I come to you with a warning: do not let the giraffes die out. We are not only conducting surveillance, but our long term rivals, the Dark Ombuds’desee, fear to invade Earth so long as we are here. When the giraffes go extinct, so too will humanity. Save the giraffes, save the world. Thank you.
>>18834601
I hope it's alien nukes and your shithole gets destroyed
>>18834613
No you didn't, because you didn't post a picture. Liar.
>>18835306
Checked it, no such thing happenng whatsoever
1/10
I got: underground Earth dwellers, dwellers of other planets, dwellers of moons of other planets, dwellers of Luna, ancient humans (who have technology to live eternal life), science freak experiment creatures of like-intelligence of humans, and private corporations; on my checklist. Am I missing any?
>>18834601
Freemasonry and the Illuminati are cooperating in third world countries,
It;s fucking nothing.
>>18836259
>the Dark Ombuds’desee
Kek
So all the fucks I gave escaped to Brazil of all places
>>18836358
Everything, is in Brazil. You are too.
>>18836259
Is that what happened to your cousins the Rhinos, too? There are like 500 left on the planet...
>>18836366
Well, I dod hear people saying Finland is just an elaborate hoax, maybe I'm really brazilian.
Got many white as a sheet people there?
>>18834657
I heard we were being invaded by the PCans
>>18836252
For a second I though this was some "GamerGirl Tranny" posing for nudes.
I head there were many sightings of a strange creature around my area too....
Unfortonately this was the only photo ocular witnesses could take
>>18836471
Some people told me it identified itself as B.I.L.U. And said that humanity must seek knowledge
>>18834601
>Bunda gas
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7j6GznsKO98
Is this related? Is he the lynchpin?
>>18834601
some dumb nigga with a green LED's and a drone. calm tf down
>>18836471
Seek knowledge!
>>18836522
>seen all over the country
>some guy with a green drone
Do you guys at the CIA even try anymore?
>>18834601
that's Kerbin, you idiot
>>18834601
ARE YOU ALL RETARDS? THATS THE LENS REFLEX BECAUSE OF THE LIGHT.
>>18836259
OK giraffe senpai
>>18837246
b-but i swear they are aliens dude believe me!!!
>>18836522
99% of the reason I come here is for the shill jokes
Can u guys try harder like u were a few weeks ago? That was seriously some of the funniest shit I have read and seen in my life.
They're drones. You'll get used to seeing them watch you after awhile.