Where's the online Cthulhu Cult?

>>18832590
You do know Cthulu is a fictional character created by H.P. Lovecraft, no?

>>18832590
Is there any way we could cut down on the LARPing? I'd rather skinwalker threads than this shit.

>>18832605
>>18832615
Huh. Sorry guys. I haven't been on /x/ in a while. Thought y'all were still retarded. Oh well know of any Cthulhu Cult- like communities guys?

>le Cthulhu ftagn!
fuck off back to r*ddit and come back once you've read Lovecraft in chronological order

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>>18832632
Already done. My favourite was The Nameless City.

>>18832642
What do you think of the dream cycle?

>>18832650
Not horror... too long winded...
Good concepts and bad execution. Lovecraft obviously was never an amazing writer but I thought he was best when short and spooky.

>>18832656
opinion discarded

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>>18832590
If you are truly interested...

Cuthah(Kutha) was a city located 20-30 miles north-east of Babylon.

The chief deity of this city was the mighty Nergal(Nehrgaal) he is son of Enlil and Ninlil.

R'lyeh is not an actual place. Ftagn is not an actual word. Nergal is not a giant sea monster.

>>18832707
I'm not interested in the cock god.

>>18832741
>I'm not interested in the cock god.

Perhaps if you pray hard enough, he will bestow you with the gift of reading comprehension.

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>>18832791
>According to the rabbins, his emblem was a cock and Nergal means a "dunghill cock"

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>>18832810
>rabbins

Nergal = Sumerian/Babylonian god.

Rabbins !=Sumerians | Babylonians = Critical Thinking Failure

Would you ask a catholic priest to expound on the virtues of the Wiccan faith?

>Read, nigger read

When you do the above, do not forget to think.

>>18832954
>Rabbins=people who worshipped Nergal
>Sumerians/Babylonians=people who worshipped Nergal
Rabbins beliefs about the god are just as valid as the Sumerians so my statement is also valid.

>Would you ask a catholic priest to expound on the virtues of the Wiccan faith?
Yes. Funny. Also false equivalence. Better to compare the Jews and Christians for example since they both believe in Yahweh.

Why do you people shut these kind of threads but let the most cancerous RP bullshit run rampant on the board

Is it just because they have generals now?

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>>18832976
Very well can you show me some Rabbinical text explaining the proper rites for the exaltation of Lord Nergal?

Lord Nergal is a warrior god that travels between the cosmos and the underworld. He is often pictured as having the head of a lion.

>>18833049
>Very well can you show me some Rabbinical text explaining the proper rites for the exaltation of Lord Nergal?
No I can't because I don't have a PHD in ancient religions. This has nothing to do with my statement and does not invalidate it.

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>>18832590
There is only one true savior

>>18832590
His gift is you get to die first, somewhat painlessly.

>>18833056
>No I can't because I don't have a PHD in ancient religions.

Did you need a PHD in order to quickly skim a page on Wikipedia?

>This has nothing to do with my statement and does not invalidate it.

How about some accounts of Rabbis worshiping "the cock god", "fighting cock", etc.

>>18832605
>>18832615
>>18832707
the fact that Cthulhu almost certainly does not exist does not mean that there are not cults dedicated to him.
lots of works of fiction have religions built around them.
there are people in the real world who follow "the Jedi religion"
the mythos is fairly popular and Cthulhu is the most well known mythos entity.
it is extremely unlikely that no-one has decided to worship Cthulhu.

OP's question was simple and valid.

does anyone here know where one can find a Cthulhu cult?

>>18833478
Well, I for one wasn't implying they didn't. Jesus of the Bible likely never existed as described, and there are LOADS of cults dedicated to him.

>>18833504
well yes, but the question remains, does anyone know where to find such a cult?

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>>18832590
>>18832620
Try this
http://cocthulhu.proboards.com/

>>18832605

>tips fedora

>>18832605
there are dozens of recent books about actually worshipping cthulhu, like when the stars are right, the dark lord, lovecraft and the black magical tradition, etc

>>18832707
the hand of nergal
is in my country,
and everyone is dead

Lovecraft was a talentless manlet faggot and everything he ever wrote was and is irredeemable shit. I'm glad he died in poverty.

>>18834851
>Getting this butthurt over a dead guy

>>18834301
thank you Anon