SCP Thread

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>>18830428

I never see any Containment Breach shit anymore.

been awhile since one of these threads
rolling

>>18830428
roll

http://www.scp-wiki.net/

Which series OP?
>i, ii, or iii

>>18830461
I suppose any series you like best
I prefer ii desu

>>18830470
until the thread even gets into the thousands we can only really do series 1

>>18830428
I hope it's something nice.

>>18830485
I got a pen.

A goddamn pen.

>>18830494
NOW ITS GLOVES

FREAKIN GLOVES

>>18830505
ANOTHER PEN

Duckroll

Blowing my own dice here

Reroll

Roll for Greatness

time for spooks

hey id fuck a dude..rollin

Ok

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roll

rollll

Roru

>>18830428
lets see now...

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>>18830753
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-753

The fuck?

Im a god damn TREE

Quick rundown on SCP pl0x?

>>18830428
roll roll

nice thread

>>18830832
Okay, so I get a 50 cent piece that makes me financially intelligent and better at budgeting and investment. I'll take it.

>>18830428
I'm pulling a Limp Bizkit
(Keep rollin, rollin, what)

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>>18830845
I got chestbursting liquid ferrets.
What is my life?

Ayyy I'm Rollin here

Rolliosis

rllng

rollin'

Very well

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>>18830428
rolleruniono

okay lets try

welp lets see

>>18830440
It was a nice novelty but this fad bit more than it could swallow.Overexposure and self inserts killed it...

>>18831332
well I got a hypnotic marching band.

>>18830428
ayyyy let do it

R0ll

>>18831443
Fucking thought streaming crayons

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
Rollin

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rollin

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>inb4 someone rolls mal0 and turns this into an scp kink greentext porn thread

>>18831644
well well http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-644

How did the whole SCP thing start anyway?

>>18830579
someone should definitely add that face as an instance of SCP-2070-2
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2070

>>18830428
Fine

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>>18831674
>>18830428
Ahahah I had forgotten how garbage these were.

>SCP-674 is a "Zapper" light gun peripheral for the Nintendo Entertainment System
>When SCP-674 is aimed and fired at any video screen, the user perceives that he or she has fired a shot into the displayed scene. Any physical object within the scene, whether live or previously recorded, will react appropriately in context.
>Fictional characters in a television show will react consistently within the established parameters of their setting, while firing into news reports or documentaries will produce a realistic reaction. Therefore, shooting at an actor in an interview will produce a different result than shooting at the same actor who is currently portraying an invincible cyborg in a science fiction movie.
Holy hell this is retarded

I got a fucking ROAD.

>>18830428
jizz

492
I got "Captain Jack" the hollow, cloth, animatronic pirate from a unnamed the park, now sentient, with no special containment procedures since he's such a cool cat now.

Raul

>>18830428
Roll

>>18831961
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-961
Pretty cool sundial. I like the item ones anyway though.

Rolling for keter

"SCP-034 is a primitive knife constructed out of pure obsidian."
Sounds gay.
"SCP-034 has the ability to allow its bearer to take on the appearance of another individual."
What the actual fuck.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-034

>>18831987
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-987
This wasn't that great. A entity absorbing heat around a set of mirrors that detail a set of deaths on an endless loop; it sounds neat but doesn't work well as a story or a good entry. It seemed to be written kind of weird too.

rlol

>>18830428
rolling

>>18830428
Rollity roll.

>>18830428
Roll

>>18830821 roll

roling

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Oregano idea OP mucho appreciado.

>>18830428
Roll

Roll roll Rick roll

>>18830428
Reroll

>>18832526
Rolls

g0

rer0ll

>>18830428
rollllleded

>>18830428
ok

roll for safe scp prolly

>>18830428
rell

Something that kills me or gives me money please

>>18832696
>696
eyyyyyyy

>>18830428
rrrrooollll

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>>18830428

>>18830428
Rolling the bones

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
roll

Fuck me up senpai

A roll

>>18833364
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-364

A trashcan portal into a moon's volcano. Great way to die. At least i could say i left earth.

>>18830428
rolling

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roland

>>18833497
ok im a fucking conch shell
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-497

>>18833457
i'm fire. i'm 100% satisfied

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>>18833695
I may have gotten the scariest motherfucker here.

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
whhy

>>18830428
GNC GAY.NIGGER.CROSSING

>>18830428
rollleriunower

k

>>18830428
rolling

rrrrrrooooolllll

fuck it, roll again

>>18830428
roll

LLLLETS ROLL BABY

>>18830428
Roll

>>18834130
im a damn house

>>18834139
Possible skull of the white div

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
roll llor

>>18834154
I got a pair of bronze bracelets that create an ethereal bow that shoots my arm bones, then regenerates said limb.
hahaha

rawl

>>18830428
ok

rolling in the deep

>>18830428
roll

>>18834215
oh shit i got some glasses that make you halluvinate even after you take them off, turns people schizo, thats kinda cool

>>18830428
rollin

>>18830428
Ok

Let's see

Rerl

keeprollin

I was skeptical at first but I really enjoy this youtuber https://www.youtube.com/user/EastsideShowSCP

It's hard to get used to his southern accent but if you can he is actually really good at scp readings.

Henry Rollin

Roly poly.

>>18830428

>>18830428
why not

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roll

>>18834382
>Haunted Baby Carriage

Spooky. I like it.

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
ok. rolling

>>18834405
>SCP 405
>A spooky virus that makes humans telepathic

2spooky

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>>18834370
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-370
>WARNING: SCP-370 is an exceedingly contagious memetic infection.

So basically it's 4chan.

The roll.

>SCP-861 is a 1170L mass of liquid superficially resembling water with a fixed temperature of 27 degrees Centigrade
nice
i'm water

m, ml

rol

reroll
also what is this?
>t. newfag

So many of these are straight up shit. I Accidentally the Whole Universe? Magical Two: Electric Boogaloo? The Mannequin That Will No Longer Put Up With This Shit, Honestly?

What the fuck happened? Where's the quality control? Are they too busy trading pepes and scribbling aliens over top random pictures of deserts to care?

>>18830428
rollerino

>>18830428
rall

>>18830428
ravirolli

rael

Finally found scpc here at 4chan .... and a lot of "roll"

>>18834790
SCPs*

>>18830428
Roll

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rel

I wonder what would happen if I cooked up a gram or two of SCP 999 and IV'd it.

>>18830428
o o.k

>>18835085
o i c

SCP-085 is the result of an experiment conducted between SCP-067 and SCP-914. Using SCP-067, Test Subject-1101F drew a single female figure, about 15 cm (6 in) in height and 3.8 cm (1.5 in) wide, in summer dress with long hair pulled back into a ponytail, with the name "Cassandra" written underneath. Dr. [EXPUNGED] proposed using SCP-914 on various settings on images created by SCP-067: Using the [Fine] setting, the 'Cassandra' sketch was transmuted into her present form: a sentient black-and white-animated young woman drawn in clean strokes. Further attempts to duplicate this result have been unsuccessful.

Rolll

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roll

>>18830428
let's see

>>18835143

"SCP-143 is a plantation of 300 specimens of a unique type of tree. The trees are similar in appearance to Prunus x yedoensis (Japanese Sakura), or cherry blossoms. They bear no fruit, and the only known way of reproduction is by careful "own root" propagation using cut saplings from an older sample."

for fucks sake i get a tree

>>18835147
you got 147

These things are fairly entertaining.

>>18830428
kill me please

>>18834418
Wow, this one hits close to home.
>Type c

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rolling

>>18830428
gibs spc

>>18835425
roling for something cewl and chuuni

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>>18835010
Cook up a gram of most drugs and IV it and you'd be dead, dead, deadsky. Can't think of a single one you can inject that much of. A tenth of a gram of Heroin can kill you.

Number?

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>>18830428
Roll

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>>18835441
Well. Shit.

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>>18830428
Rollan

>>18830428

roll

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rollin

>>18830428
roll on

>>18830428
hell yeah

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
ROLL

reroll

>>18832682
>scp 682

Holy shit noice!
Thats one's a classic.

Also, roll.

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>>18830428
Roll

rawlin

>>18830428
rolling, and only once

qqqqqqrollqqqqqq

>>18830428
bowlin'

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
roll

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>>18830428

>>18830428
Fuck it, roll

g000

>>18836571
I GOT A FUCKING MEME THAT KILS PEOPLE WTFFFFF

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>>18830428
rolling!

g000 reroll

Rick rolling

Barrel roll

>>18836643
Bunch of fucking chocolates. Great. Re-roll.

>>18836668
A chef knife I'm rerolling

>>18830428
ok

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>>18837087
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-087

>>18830428
ayoo

nop

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Holy Mother of KEK, that is a shitload of replies
#MakeSCPGreatAgain

Doppleganger

>>18830428
roll

>>18837658 (me) Each instance of SCP-658 is an autonomous robotic device. Size and weight varies widely; specimens as small as 5 mm, or as large as (unknown)m, have been observed. Bottom half of each specimen contains four spiderlike, highly flexible legs and a single "eye". Appearance and structure of upper half is different in every SCP-658.

>>18830428
SCP would make a good monster of the week show.

>>18830428

Roll

Ravioli

this better be cool

>>18830428
>scp wiki

Can you explain what this is for me?

>>18830428
rolling

>>18830428
roll

>>18830428
Roll

>>18830428
Llor

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>>18830428
rolling

>>18830428
Got another 4 and a half hours to kill at work...rolling!

rolli

bleessed boii

>>18830428
rolo

OH BOY! Let me contribute to the cancer that killed /x/ and is now parading in it's lifeless body XDDD. Hope I get a truly EPIC scp bros.

Rollie

>>18830428
rollan

>>18830428
Rollin'

>>18838499
>SCP-499 is a human male of indeterminate race standing 1.75 meters tall and of at least eighty years of age. There is heavy burn scarring present on the subject’s body, primarily on the face, hands, arms and chest. SCP-499’s eyes are severely damaged by light over-exposure, and its respiratory system by smoke inhalation rendering it effectively blind and mute. SCP-499 will remain passive to any direct interaction.
>SCP-499-2 is a metallic sphere measuring 1.1 meters in diameter, consisting primarily of nickel-iron alloy. The surface is engraved with abstract designs across the entirety of its surface. The item is incredibly dense, and weighs approximately 5900 kg. Despite this weight, SCP-499-2 may be moved by human beings, though with severe difficulty.

So an old man with his giant ball. Great.

>>18838509
Sounds like me.

>>18830428
Roll

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>>18830428
>>18830428
I wun sum fuc

>>18830428
roll,.,.,

>>18838698
I got a fucking goosebump camera

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>>18830428
Roar for moar

rollan

>>18830428
rollerino

>>18830428
rollol

>>18830428
rollinga

>>18830428
roll
l

>>18838990
reroll, i already know that

>>18838993
FUCK
again

>>18830428
rrrrrrollo

rollit

reroll !

rollin rollin rollin

>>18839159
A neon sign. Nice I guess

Cool beans

>>18830428
rikikadjfhsd

>>18839410
A fucking bug

Rolo

>>18839425
Computer that gives you Visions of the event horizons of a black hole. Not to shabby

roll for the ole scp boys

>>18830428
ayy lmaoooo

rollan

>>18830428
KEKEKEKKE

feminine penises are not gay

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>>18839522
>a blood sucking carpet
>safe

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Rollin'

>>18839662
>Bell that summons a butler to make shit for you at will
>Sweet

ROOLLLLINNNGGG

>>18839696
>typewriter that wrote a shitty story
kek

rollen

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>>18830428
rock and rolla

>>18830428
Rolling.

>>18830428
rollerini

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rolling

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roll

>>18830428
Best SCP coming through!

ralk

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>>18830428
Christopher Rolan

Rollando

>>18830428
OP should include a requirement for everyone to post a description of their SCP and their response to it.

>>18830428
Ok

>>18841705
Militaristic play-doh lmao. It forms little sentient army guys and they try to take over strategic locations like coffee machines.