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I don't come by often /x/, but when I do I get bombarded by religious folk. So I'll keep things simple. How can I summon a sentient being to have as loyal companion/friend? Demon, angel, kitsune, the identity matters not.
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>>18830324
Shamanic rituals, there's plenty of them.
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>>18830334
All right cool, how would I perform one? Got a list of instructions or manual?
Not being rude, but I need more than just names. I need actual sources. There is just far too much false shit on the internet to sort through.
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>>18830337
In Darkness and Secrecy_ The Anthropology of Sorcery and Witchcraft in Amazonia - Neil L. Whitehead & Robin Wright.
It's in the /omg/ library.
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>>18830346
All right, thanks for that!
I'm actually not getting barraged by people who are trolling by acting over-religious. This is helpful!
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>>18830324
>how do i summon a le succubus XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
fuck off
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>>18830367
You're thinking of the banner you guys have.
And I damn despise succubi.
>tfw you reply to bait
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>>18830370
>so creepy and weird he has to "summon" an imaginary meme-spirit to keep him company
i can't think of anything sadder desu
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>>18830375
>says the man on 4chan desu
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>>18830378
>le you're here so you must be a sad, pathetic virgin too! "counterargument"
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>>18830395
>using le unironically
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Uh....so I got one useful reply.
I'm all for cringe and memes and such....but is there any other legitimate way?
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>>18830402
>not recognizing my subtle use of double-irony
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>>18830410
>be me
>practicing christian
>don't sin, go to church regularly
>never feel truly alone because i'll always have jesus in my heart
feels good
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>>18830411
>realizing it was too subtle for human mind but desperately not wanting to admit it
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>>18830416
>implying all users of 4chan don't have crippling depression
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>>18830421
>implying depression isn't a meme disorder perpetuated by tumblr snowflakes
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>>18830424
>implying tumblr can perpetuate anything besides ze butthurt
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Erm, could this thread please get back on topic again?
I do need backup to fall on in case this method fails or is inaccessible for me in terms of how it is done.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the thread died.
WELP
TIME TO BUMP I SUPPOSE
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>>18830474
>Erm
13 year old detected, go fap to kitsune porn on /trash/
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