Thalassophobia thread?

I think they kinda died down for a while because it's usually just the same pics and stuff. Not that many people have actual stories like the one you posted. I was in that thread, good times.

>>18823071
>I was in that thread, good times.
Damn. How long have you been on here?

>>18823076
Forever

>>18823085
Are you some sort of higher being?

>>18823097
Just an ancient /x/phile

>>18823099
What's the most exciting thread you remember being in?

>>18823102
Fuck, that's a tough one. I guess I'd have to say my favorite kind of threads are the "personal experiences" ones. Horror movies, tv shows, books, games, none of these can really creep me out that much, but a good /x/ thread of supposedly "true" experiences can give me a few chills.

>>18823107
That makes sense. With personal /x/periences at least you have some basis that what happened is real.

>>18823123
And even if they're not, they're more interesting than the typical bullshit roleplays we get nowadays.

Back in my day, roleplayers at least put in an effort before admitting they trolled you.

>>18823134
Sounds like it must've been fun.

Do you know of any other good paranormal forums? This board doesn't really seem to be interesting me that much anymore.

>>18823137
You sound new, so I'll just say what I always say to that. /x/ has cycles. It goes through good and shit cycles. Actually, I have more /x/ tabs open right now than I have in a while, but there's still a lot of garbage to wade through too.

>>18823139
I've been here since 2015, I think. I didn't know it works in cycles like that. I've always just seen oldfags talk about how much better it was 4-5 years ago. Nobody else has said anything about it working in cycles. Thanks, man.

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>>18823141
Yeah, you're pretty fresh. Just stick around. And if you want it to get better, contribute to good threads. Maybe post some sea monsters up in here since we've derailed it so much.

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>>18823146
I ain't got any pictures of sea-monsters, since almost all of my /x/ shit is on my other computer. But I do have this squid.

I don't know why, but this picture creeps me the fuck out. I've been into marine biology (especially creatures in the deep ocean) since I was a little kid, and I live in a coastal town. But the ocean scares me, and I stopped going to the beach in middle school. When we'd go on field trips to the pool, I'd be the only one not to go. My friends would always tease me about it, and the teachers would ask me why I didn't go on any field trips involving water. Don't get me wrong, I love studying the ocean and I love water, but I'm scared of going in the ocean. You'd be able to get me on a boat and go way out into the ocean, but there's no way in hell I'd go in that water.

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>>18823165
I live nowhere near the ocean (always wanted to see it) but I've always had a fascination with it. Still, I'd never, ever go inside it. Maybe on a boat, maybe, but not for very long and not very far out.

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>>18823185
The beach is fun when you don't live near it. Once you start living there it gets really boring, unless you like to surf or fish or something.

>>18823071
>http://4chandata.org/x/I-was-a-commercial-diver-for-an-oil-and-gas-company-in-the-1990s--a164294
Hello fellow oldfag. I was in that thread too, one of the best threads ever on x

Never creeped me out tho, the ocean is just insanely fascinating to me. I feel extremly at peace when submerged underwater in the ocean.
But the one thing that freaks me the fuck out is cave diving, who in their right mind would do that?

>>18823190
OP here. If I ever decided to take up diving and I got good at it, I'd probably try cave diving. I'm also obsessed with caves (especially underground rivers/lakes, and caves that go super deep for miles). I like to do a lot of risky shit.

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>cave diving

Obligatory

>>18823203
I really like this sign.

>>18823203
>>18823204
Oh shit, this place is in Florida? I didn't know that. I could totally drive up there, though it'll take me about 6 or 7 hours.

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>>18823204

>>18823213
kek

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Another

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I'm not really scared of this one. I just think this one's cool.

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>>18823229
However, THIS one scares the shit out of me.

>>18823235
Not spooked just by looking at it. Imagining BEING in it? Yes.

>>18823246
Fuck, that little Cthulu at the bottom always gets me.

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>>18823255
lol

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>>18823260
cute octopus

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>>18823262
They are quite cute, aren't they?

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>>18823265
yes

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>>18823270
:3

I guess I may as well share a story. Not very creepy so much as fascinating.

Went diving to a wreck 18m down last year. When you went to look inside the wreck, all of the fish were just still, not moving or anything, except for when they were pulled by the current.

>>18823406
Sulphur aeon
10/10

>>18823223
what made a piece of that sign break off?

>>18823553
Shark? Normal wear and tear? It is near a cave, maybe falling debris.

>>18823107
You're fogetting Highly Paranormal Janitor threads - they were always a great read.

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>>18823099
dubs confirm
you prolly seen one of this one around

>>18823634
Yeah, that's an old pasta, and a pretty lame one.

>>18823669
wow, that's rude

>>18823720
And how is it rude? Unless you made it.

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New to this thread, pretty spoopy.

>>18823917
god damn

>>18823211
Thinking of Blue Springs north of Marianna?

Is nobody going to talk about Nautical Snow?
Someone post the Infrograph, that´s the shit that really scared me bout the oceans.

>>18824148
I'm not familiar with it, sorry

>>18823338
Over the top fantasy shit will never scare me

>>18823068
Merchant Sailor here.

Two days ago, I saw a bright light on the night sky. It was moving fast, like a shooting star. However after flying for a couple of seconds, it altered its course significantly, and then it was gone. It was like it took off and bolted.
I have never seen shooting stars change course, but hey, the is a first for everything.

Thoughts?

>>18823609
makes zero sense

>>18824194
Since when do monsters have to make sense as long as they're strictly fantasy?

>>18824148
Yo.. Explain.

>>18824169
>>18824244
Did you never wonder where dead fish go?
They die, float upwards and downwards and get decomposed, or eaten, and then they turn into what on land you would call earth, or dirt.
That´s the latest possible stadium of something dead in the sea when it finally starts to sink.
It´s basically a thick layer deep beneath the habitable zones of water that consists of decayed biomatter that floats up and down that´s never really completely decomposed.
That mass of death looks like snow.
Some sorts of life inhabit that place and the layers below that, but they are almost impossible to find.
Cause they live in a cemetary.
God damn, there´s a layer of dead shit and other shit lives in there.
It´s snowing in a place where there was never light.
God help me.

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>>18824294
It's all part of the beauty of nature, anon. Chill.

>>18824294
please, no one tell this anon what dust is made of, or he may freak out really bad.

>>18824333
He has to learn the truth sooner or later. We can't coddle the crazies.

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>>18824507
daaaw, My chair is still there!
sit on it and I will fucking kill you

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>>18824539
Not only will I sit on it, I'mma use your computer too :3

Hope you cleared your history, senpai~

>>18824549
what if fish knew how to use computers

how fucked would we be

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>>18824553
Their messages would just consist of shit like "feed me feed me feed me OH FUCK A SHARK, SWIM AWAY! feed me feed me hey mate with me?"

>>18824562
yeah but what if sea monsters were real and shit

don't they say that most of the oceans' species are undiscovered?

we'd be fucked if sea monsters could use computers

>>18824549
you can use, just dont delete my saves on Doom II, I'm about to beat it on nightmare mode

>>18824582
Okay, but when you're done, I'm playing some Duke Nukem

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>>18824577
Why would they need computers when they can already hack our minds?

>>18824632
so they can skype the space monsters

>>18823068
They turned to shitposting. I made a deep sea thread a few weeks ago and it had a lot of nice content. I said right in the OP not to turn this into "omg look at this drawing of a big monster about to eat a boat" thread and other stupid shit though.

>>18824577
What makes you think we can't?

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>>18824665
Shieeeeet

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>Go out on a research trawl
>Hauling up fishes and shit, identifying and counting them before throwing them back
>Two hours in I'm dumping a bucket of fish back into the ocean
>Fucking retard colleague behind spills a bucket full of fish and fish mucus all over me
>The flying imps that are seagulls trailing our boat swarm me
>All the goddamn parasites in the goop get over me
>Fucking fish have spines too
>8 hours left until we return to port
That's my nautical horror story. Pic related, little isopod fuckers were all over me.

>>18824906
hahaha
if you did not killed your colleague, you deserve all you went thru.

>>18824906
fucking christ

>>18823213
loll

>>18824537

>Stalks in the foreground.

Meh

>Stalks barely visible

NOPE

>>18823139
ive been here since 07 its always been shit

>>18823211
>drive underwater

>>18823235
oh man whats gonna pop out from down there

>>18826114
submarines

>>18826111
It's never completely shit-free, but it has its good times and bad.

>>18823617
I like this one.

>>18823146
Man, Beyond Earth and Rising Tide were legitimately fun. I wish they came out with more dlc for it.

Also, the Kraken becomes a lil bitch once you get to second tier watercraft.

>>18823917
>ship
if that was a full sized ship, he'd have been sucked straight through the propeller due to the ridiculous quantity of water they displace with each revolution.

Still absolutely fucking terrifying though!

>>18823926
>strider.webm

>>18824314
What the hell is that thing?

>>18824190
Lots of satellite launches lately, that would be my first guess. Where were you, what direction was it travelling before and after it changed course? Also a possibility the meteor ("shooting star") broke apart and the only fragment bright enough to remain visible was deflected a decent angle off its original course

>>18826199
Bobbit worm

>>18823623
Malus

>>18823354
This one feels pretty ominous.

>>18826205
Between Denmark and Norway, westbound. The light was observed to the south west on a westerly course before it veered south east-ish. A first it appeared to be descending, after the course alteration, it appeared to be flying level.
Meteor (forgot the word, thanks) would probably be the rational explanation.
I do not believe it was a satellite, the light was too bright. A rocket would not have maneuvered that erratic, I suppose.

>>18826325
Pretty sure that's the point, senpai

Not that scary but figured I'd share cuz it was weird. Surfing one day in really choppy and murky water with like two other guys out in the whole town, guy next to me gets pulled off his board and starts freaking out and screaming. Gets back on and paddles in fast as fuck so I did the same. Walked up to him and asked what happened and he said something grabbed his leg and pulled him, and there was no bite marks or anything. He swore something grabbed his ankle and yanked him down. I finished my session then.

>>18826568
Fuck man, that's the thing about the ocean, you never know. Could have been he got wrapped in seaweed or snagged on something, or some unknown animal screwing around. No bite marks, so maybe squid/octopus? Do they even get that close to the surface voluntarily?

>>18826589
At first thought he got his leash snagged by a pipe that was submerged with the tide but he said it wasn't and when I looked where we were we weren't near the pipe at all. This was September in New Jersey I can't really think of what could've done that without leaving a mark

>>18826638
When somebody gets pulled under, I'm sure their first fear is "shark", but there are tons of things in the water that might want to attack or investigate the strange creature in their territory.

>>18826658
Without a doubt, especially by us we have a great white breeding area a mile or so off the coast. Most frightening thing I've seen in the water was a manatee in florida, fucking huge gray boat bursting out of the water. They're stupidly docile and friendly so they're not actually scary but at first glance it looks like a sea monster

>>18826672
They're kind of cute, but I'd definitely freak at anything larger than a small fish in the water with me, no matter how harmless.

Landlocked anon who's never been to the ocean, by the way, but is fascinated by it nonetheless.

>>18826683
We get seals in the winter which are really cool, you just see the brown head and eyes floating looking around. I've heard they can get nasty but usually they just swim around and check everyone out haha

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>>18824536

I was a master diver for 5 years. I would never go near an ocean ever again, let alone go in it.

Ocean is a terrifying place, space is kindergarten by comparison.

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Saw this painting in an old book as a kid.
I think that's what got me started.

>>18827322
>Dude, we TOLD you going skinny dipping here was a bad idea!

>>18827322
does that shark have a moustache?

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>>18823203

>>18823141
That's more or less the way any board works. Sometimes it's terrible and sometimes it's alright.

>>18823189
It does. A good reason to stay off it, is shell sand. From the sound. That shite will friction your toes off. Still managed to love it every day though. Not terribly exciting as it was, a part of growing up.

>>18823099
>2012
>ancient

>>18828925
2012 was 5 years ago. That's half a decade. AKA a pretty good while. I wouldn't say it's ancient, though.

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>>18828925
Serious lack of reading comprehension, retard. I never said 2012 was when I first started coming here. I said I was in a thread that took place in 2012 and OP the newfag was the one impressed by that.

>>18823926
This is an alien or some other non typical creature and no one can tell me otherwise. Squids don't have elbows

>>18828925
I lurk around here since we had lazor cats, i dont know when it was, but I have shit from 2010/11 in my computer... nothing worth posting. I always wonder how many of us stick that long to 4chan and /x/... I mean even M00T left.

>>18829342
>putting his name in uppercase

You're doing it wrong.

I actually do miss that bastard m00t, but I can't say I blame him for leaving. I do, however, blame him for who he left us with.

>>18823634


I thought it would turn out there was a human inside

>>18829349
i put his name in upper case because I want to make a big fuss about him leaving us and we still staying .
what is wrong with us?

>>18829363
in that subject, finding heads, human heads inside such large fish is not unheard of. I know of at least two cases, one of a large tuna who had an human head in its stomach and this mother fuckers here have a bad record of atacking humans... i dont know their English name, but I heard of one found with a human head in its mouth https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27pf3Tjoe4s

>>18829375
lovely fish, they teach idiots many lessons.
also russia, mang https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ7A5aTc0TA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Fkl312lldQ

>>18826193
he was holding on a rope.

>>18829367
Well, we don't have the pressure of trying to run the place and getting blamed for everything that goes wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE01hjcFNb0
why this vid scares me more than shark vids?

>>18829412
true

Can anyone tell/post/link stories about submarine and deep sea diving? Particularly true, not paranormal ones. (Although paranormal is great too.) I find that shit cool as hell.

>>18824190
I used to see them when i worked with my friends for their uncle picking up bales that got dropped off of smuggling boats in off of florida.

we used to see some crazy ass light shows at night when we would go about 45 miles out deep sea fishing too.

Well, this thread has turned to shit with all these monster drawings

but I'll attempt to save it by telling my story

this happened circa 2003
I was 11 years old and sailing with my godfather
it was around 6:30pm, almost night
then something started to hit our ding's hull
He told me to look at it
I then saw a massive shadow below the boat
some really really big shadow underneath us
It wasn't a whale, let me say that, its shape was completely different, and at least 6 meters long
Maybe it was some deformed big ass great white shark, but considering we were in south america back then, I find it difficult

sailed in the same sea after that but never saw the creature again
I wish I had a smartphone back in the day, it was loch ness stuff

>>18823520
Is this what happened to those guys?

>>18823634
who's the black-hearted child?

>>18824507
naughty children sit at the bottom of the ocean

>>18827287
i don't believe you at all. Anyone that is a master diver is going in the ocean until they physically cant anymore, otherwise why the fuck would you be a diver

>>18823558
>shark in an underwater cave

I wouldnt worry about that senpai

>>18829404
You're a special kind of retard, aren't you?

>>18829700
>t. cave shark

>>18829750
sharks dont live in caves, if you are scared of a shark caves are perfectly safe to swim in

>>18824543
Welp.

Welcome to Rapture I guess.

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>>18829760
Do you think we're idiots ?

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>>18826199
Bobbit worm.

>>18829774
SHARKS DO NOT LIVE IN CAVES, I HAVE NEVER SEE ANOTHER SHARK IN A CAVE

trust me sharks cant swim into small spaces like people can

>>18829675
Barron Trump?
He's of the house of the lion... Unless he was giving spoilers for Game of Thrones.

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>>18824906
These things?

(Those without context: this species of isopod crawls into a fish's mouth, eats its tongue, and then plugs itself into the stump, where it shares the fish's blood supply until the death of either individual.)

>>18829675
Also, he's like ten and his mother is in her 40's.

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>>18829788
>i have never seen another shark in a cave

Meaning you've never seen another cave shark besides yourself.

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>>18829799
There was even a movie about that, [spoiler]in which the targets of these fucking things are people.[/spoiler]

>>18829799
Fucking skincrawl as fuck

>>18829816
Is it a "The Last of Us" clone?

>>18829788
Nice try, Jaws

>>18829822
It existed, I'm pretty sure, long before TLOU. Like I think it's pre-2010, albeit still in the 21st century.

>>18829822
Well, the game released years after the movie. It's pretty much a standard zombie movie.

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>>18829835

Theres a planet in space that consists of 100 percent water down to its core which is ice forced by gravity. I call it diamond ice.

Imagine the size of the creatures in that water

>>18829857
It fucking burps when it's done

>>18828492
What is Stone Cold E.T doing there?

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>>18830000
awesome GET

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>>18830017

>>18829658
>all these monster drawings
What are you taking about, mate?

>>18831434
>sees a shoal o' fish.
>suddenly believes in chtulhu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KasJjuuaCiM

>>18829658
>Well, this thread has turned to shit with all these monster drawings

Don't be such a cunt. We rarely get stories in these threads anymore, so they're mostly pics.

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>>18831640
oh the irony

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>>18831637
Not everyone it's Jacques Costeau.

I swim a lot but i have never seen a shark in the wild for example, plenty of dolphins and whales tough.

>>18823076
>tfw anons think being on 4chan since 2012 is a long time

Fuck. I need to get off this site

>>18831939
>another retard lacking reading comprehension >>18829183

Is 2007/8 old enough for you or are you going to whine some more?

>>18831980
>getting impressed by 2012 is not being a newfag
ok

>>18831980
I dont lack reading comprehension. I was responding to the newfag that thought 2012 was a long time. I never said thats when you joined bud, relax

>>18831998
Well, one person already did, so I thought that's what you meant too.

I guess it's kind of pointless anyway. Oldfags can be elitist dicks and there are some newfags that have only been around a year or two that make great threads.

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>>18824562

>>18832097
Looks better without the filter

>>18829686
Thats not true. I've been a commercial diver for about 7 years and I'm looking to get out of it.

>>18829675
you

>>18824549
>Ultimate watercooling

>>18831939
>tfw anons think being on 4chan since 2012 is a long time
I always thought that thread was from 2010, not 2012.

>>18829859
wouldn't the pressure of the core make it too hot for ice to form?

>>18832679
It is not ice in a classical way. The water would become a solid under the immense pressure

>2011
>work at a gas cylinder / welding supplies shop, also doing some fabrication during quiet times, gates, grilles etc
>guy comes into the shop, can we go and look at his welders, and teach some of his crew basic welding
>'crew'? boss asks, yea its onboard a ship
>i'd prefer not to as i hate the sea, but wages are 3 x what I'd normally get, and so i volunteer
>ship is smaller than i thought, they take cargo from scotland to Greenland
>three week contract, I'm seasick every day onboard, reaaly hating it, but the crew are not a bad set of lads.
>after 2 weeks of going back and forth, I'm still sick but used to it after dinnertime.
>one night, me and Greg, one of the crew are sat in one of the cabins having a crafty beer (alcohol was banned)
>Greg sort of absentmindedly looks over my shoulder, out of a window, says what the fuck
>I turn round and we both see a green light, slowly drop from the sky until its about 100 foot over the sea
>it stays motionless, probably for 5 seconds, then ZUMMM, straight into the Ocean, straight down, out of sight.
>Greg and me are speechless, and he went off to see the skipp
>Last trip back, I get dropped off, as the crew are deemed good enough welders by now.
>The captain said not to take notice of Greg as he was 'not a full shilling', but the fact remains that I saw the green light.
>Started believing in the paranormal that very day

>>18824553
don't be fucking stupid, we could never do that

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>>18833057

>>18833120
>sage
Lel

>>18833057
>we

>>18833306

>>18831640

>>18829804
This nigger is not even going to be hostile. Post Sea Dragon Leviathan instead.

>>18823239
I never understood why at the top it notes the time needed to boil an egg. Anyone?

>>18833387
to give an example for the lower pressure in that height. The lower the pressure, the easier it is to boil something

>>18830008
imagine if that hole suddenly closed

>>18833401
Ah, thank you

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>>18829774
Fucking kek

>>18833410
It would be like that episode of Courage the cowardly dog when that weird fish woman tries to eat eustace.

>>18824553
glub kek are you glub retarded, Anon?

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>>18833057

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>>18833551

>>18829785
dark souls 3
smouldering lake

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>>18828492
>1421424756016
OC

>>18824559
Schools out forever.

Another potentially great thread ruined by 400 stupid ass paintings

>>18823185
As a guy who has lived 20 minutes from the ocean his whole life, it loses its charm once you start wasting your days watching tourists shit in the water.
I was actually in the water once when someone's kid who was floating near me straight up shit in the water and tried to pass off his turd as a piece of coral to try and get the little girl playing with him to touch it.
I wish I was lying.

Realistically, what does what do you think is down there /x/?

>>18834480
Cry harder

>>18823420
Cthulu is so fucking overdone. I can't believe it's been going on for as long as it has. Fucking Lovecraft faggots are the male equivalents of Twilight fangirls. Stop being so embarassing

>>18834732
>I don't like it, so no one else should!

>>18826205
What is physics

>>18829251
My grandpa actually worked on the oil rig this was taken on, he showed me the video when I was probably about 12. Said it spooked everyone on the rig.

>>18823558
Someone wound the screw on that corner on too tightly and it sheered the sign

Occam's razor brah

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>>18831792
That's a mock up, but this pic has the real one in it.

>>18834580
satan

>>18834732
Cthulhu is completely overdone, however that should not be grounds to dismiss Lovecraft completely. He has plenty of other stories which rely not on the Cthulhu mythos but on cosmic horror. For an example of this, I recommend The Music of Erich Zann or The Rats in the Walls (which even has a cat named Nigger-Man).

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>>18834518
>As a guy who has lived 20 minutes from the ocean his whole life, it loses its charm once you start wasting your days watching tourists shit in the water.
Basically.
>tried to pass off his turd as a piece of coral to try and get the little girl playing with him to touch it.
Holy shit, tourists suck, but goddamn, this is on a whole nother level

I have one question though.

Did the little girl ever end up touching his shit?

>>18823226
>4 times more people have walked on the moon than explored the deepest point in the ocean

So none? 4 times 0 is 0

>>18835961
Go back to your tinfoil thread, anon

>>18823926
>playing fps with camera stick

>>18835987
anon, thats common knowledge

http://www.ranker.com/list/creepy-diver-stories/rosa-pasquarella

>>18836033
Among tinfoilers maybe.

>>18824665
>>18833057
>t.dolphins

You aren't fish, fuck off

>>18827322
Why does the shark have a mustache?

>>18823345
That's the cover of probably my favourite fucking metal album in the history of ever. Love Sulphur Aeon

>>18836833
fancier times, mate.
fancier times

>>18829818

What if there is some chemical reaction in the deep deep sea that doesn't let people die but allows them to love for centuries underwater, slowly changing their physical appearance to adapt to the environment. And this is a man who was shipwrecked in 200 AD.

>>18837490
Real life is not like your Japanese mangoes

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>>18834518
Where I live tourists don't shit in the water.

>I do.

>>18836833
facial hair was a custom back then.
You'd notice it's kinda coming back, next paintings will have bearded sharks.

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>>18826233
Is it named after that bobit lady that cut her husbands dick off?

>>18829788
Almost fooled me my sharp toothed friend

>>18834480
Couldn't agree more

>>18824526
1988-1993 Oldsmobile Cutlass?

>>18838757
That's exactly what it's named after.

Someone else correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I remember hearing that the connection was made because the worm's jaws can snap shut powerfully enough to sever a finger.

>>18829799
Similar but different. It was nothing special, just the kind that parasitizes the gills of fish. Whenever I opened a fish's gills I would see a handful of them clinging onto them. They seemed particularly fond of flatfish like flounder, halibuts, and soles. Keep that in mind the next time you have a fish dinner.

>>18823256
Ctenophores are fun

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>>18834518
sounds like living in Daytona Beach

>>18836833
he works in porn, thats why.

>>18839978
I might be wrong, but I think I read somewhere that those are the males of the species that live in the gills - like only the females replace the tongue and the males hang out in the gills and scavenge.