The /x/ Files, Issue -1

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The Editor (ID: !!HI/ssMnC7ef)
The /x/ Files, Issue -1 2017-03-27 12:50:26 Post No.
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The /x/ Files, Issue -1 The Editor (ID: !!HI/ssMnC7ef) 2017-03-27 12:50:26 Post No. [Report]

Greetings, and welcome to The /x/ Files, the weekly news digest for 4chan's Paranormal board. Every Sunday, we take a quick snapshot of the mysterious world around us and bring it, in an easily readable magazine format, to the board. I am The Editor, the anonymous creator of this idea and collector of the news that will be following below. In the interests of legitimacy, I will be using a secure tripcode to post the thread; once the posts are completed, I will take the tripcode off and return to my anonymity.

this week:

i caught the flu
sicker than a public bathroom full of /d/ threads
no issue this week
sorry

Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:03:29 Post No.18821863
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:03:29 Post No.18821863 [Report]

>>18821834
kek

Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:05:10 Post No.18821867
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:05:10 Post No.18821867 [Report]

>>18821834
Sorry men, get well soon.

We miss you.

Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:07:43 Post No.18821871
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:07:43 Post No.18821871 [Report]

>>18821834
What's the point of issuing a first issue now then if it crashes and burns from the get-go? If you're serious about this idea, wouldn't it be better to wait till you actually have news worth sharing?

Right now the thread is meaningless beside showing that someone had an idea.

Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:08:04 Post No.18821874
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:08:04 Post No.18821874 [Report]

Only new news I can think of is new stuff in the cicada threads and that weird censored thing in the sky.

Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:10:10 Post No.18821879
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:10:10 Post No.18821879 [Report]

>>18821871
Aren't you a little cunt.

Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:28:00 Post No.18821928
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Anonymous 2017-03-27 01:28:00 Post No.18821928 [Report]

>>18821879
Nope. Calling out people on their bullshit and asking them about the point of the shit they made seems pretty reasonable.

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>>18821874
The great censorship in the sky. Where we all hope to end up. Someday...

The Editor (ID: !!HI/ssMnC7ef) 2017-03-27 01:52:37 Post No.18822027
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>>18821871

where have you been for the past year and a half, fuckwit

the issue -1 was a joke

you know, because there's no issue this week

god that sailed over your head like your boyfriend's spunk

if you wanna stop being a chode and wanna read any of the 60+ back issues, go to https://4chanxfiles.wordpress.com/

god i feel like ass

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