wanna be a vampire? pay.
>>18818236
Yes, we see these sorts of scams often enough. If someone needs money, they're probably not a legitimate vampire. At the very most they're a failure as one.
>>18818236
How good does my posture have to be exactly? I'm typing half the day so I slouch a bit.
Thank you, all of my homosexuals will be very happy with this.
>>18818236
seems translated from Chinese...
>>18818236
Vampires aren't actively seeking new members, and I feel bad for whatever poor soul would actually pay for this.
>>18818236
Kek. This reminds me of those "enchanted" items sold on eBay that claim they'll make you turn into a woman.
> I wonder how many people fell for those scams.